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Title: Oh No He Di'int !! -- My dear Skinner
Post by: miskie on July 07, 2011, 05:02:37 PM
Potential chaos HERE. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1436513)

Quote from: malaise
malaise  (1000+ posts)        Thu Jul-07-11 05:59 PM
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My dear Skinner
      

Is there any way for you and our moderators to expose the hordes of plants posting at DU.
New Thread -- Gee, I wonder who malaise is implying is a 'plant' with the 'my dear' line -- new bonfire - no replies yet.

Looks like we are winding up for another Great Discombobulation - fun times ahead !


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Title: Re: Oh No He Di'int !! -- My dear Skinner
Post by: Tucker on July 07, 2011, 05:12:21 PM
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onehandle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Thu Jul-07-11 06:07 PM
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17. I'm hoping there is a purge before DU3.
   
Edited on Thu Jul-07-11 06:07 PM by onehandle
Many intersect in one place.

WTF. Is he trying to be cleaver? If so, he failed.

Anyway. I'm a mole. I'm drawn to where the grubs are over running the place.
Title: Re: Oh No He Di'int !! -- My dear Skinner
Post by: franksolich on July 07, 2011, 05:16:11 PM
Oh my.

More fun times.

It just gets better and better.
Title: Re: Oh No He Di'int !! -- My dear Skinner
Post by: Ballygrl on July 07, 2011, 05:32:37 PM
Posting on the road, i thought peggy was banned lol.
Title: Re: Oh No He Di'int !! -- My dear Skinner
Post by: Tucker on July 07, 2011, 05:50:17 PM
Locked.
Title: Re: Oh No He Di'int !! -- My dear Skinner
Post by: Mr Mannn on July 07, 2011, 06:00:40 PM
As a mole, I had to register with Skinner for just such a request.
 Yep. The Skin-man (as we call him) knows who we all are. He's our buddy.

In fact, Skinner is THE first mole. Skinner IS Franksolich!


There, I've outed him. Now go back to DU and...discuss.
Title: Re: Oh No He Di'int !! -- My dear Skinner
Post by: Evil_Conservative on July 07, 2011, 06:37:06 PM
As a mole, I had to register with Skinner for just such a request.
 Yep. The Skin-man (as we call him) knows who we all are. He's our buddy.

In fact, Skinner is THE first mole. Skinner IS Franksolich!


There, I've outed him. Now go back to DU and...discuss.

Could you imagine how many heads would explode?
Title: Re: Oh No He Di'int !! -- My dear Skinner
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 08, 2011, 12:35:05 AM
Another Great Discombobulation would be great entertainment, and the DUmmies seem to be moving toward a frenzy that will bring one on. Let's just hope there isn't a Night Of The Long Knives targeting DUmp malcontents. They are among the funniest and most valuable of all the DUmbasses.

When the big queer purge hit, it had little effect. They were creepy and sick, but not really fun. Most of them are among the smug snots posting at OET, and it's one of the most boring sites on the innertube. This coming purge could really damage the DUmp.

Now, half the really good threads are provoked by moles. If a new purge hits, we could find all the really good threads coming from moles.
Title: Re: Oh No He Di'int !! -- My dear Skinner
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on July 08, 2011, 05:01:39 AM
Posting on the road, i thought peggy was banned lol.

I also thought that had to be CalPeg's thread, just based on the verbage.
Title: Re: Oh No He Di'int !! -- My dear Skinner
Post by: zeitgeist on July 08, 2011, 06:50:25 AM
Another Great Discombobulation would be great entertainment, and the DUmmies seem to be moving toward a frenzy that will bring one on. Let's just hope there isn't a Night Of The Long Knives targeting DUmp malcontents. They are among the funniest and most valuable of all the DUmbasses.

When the big queer purge hit, it had little effect. They were creepy and sick, but not really fun. Most of them are among the smug snots posting at OET, and it's one of the most boring sites on the innertube. This coming purge could really damage the DUmp.

Now, half the really good threads are provoked by moles. If a new purge hits, we could find all the really good threads coming from moles.

Now I certainly no math magician like some of the lofty leftists at the dump, but, if what you say is true, wouldn't that mean that Skinner and friends would take a HUGE revenue hit ?  What would happen to the kids college fund let alone the tropical vacations. Clicks mean cash, no clicks, no cash.  And we know from previous skinner revelations that donnations alone are not all that ample.

Another purge could cost them some serious advertising revenue.
Title: Re: Oh No He Di'int !! -- My dear Skinner
Post by: NHSparky on July 08, 2011, 07:04:04 AM
Dear DUmmies--you really don't want to know how many moles I have over there.  Trust me, you don't.  It would take out any hope of your creation of a socialist Cheeto-eating, basement-dwelling paradise and just crush it.  While I might enjoy that for a while, it's far greater entertainment to see you have hope, to prolong your misery, to create an entire Internet antfarm of batshit crazy, just to see where it leads.

Yup, you are the evolutionary equivalent of Sea Monkeys.  Mildly amusing, but basically worthless.
Title: Re: Oh No He Di'int !! -- My dear Skinner
Post by: VivisMom on July 08, 2011, 07:08:48 AM
Posting on the road, i thought peggy was banned lol.

WHAT?!?!?!?! NO!!!!
Title: Re: Oh No He Di'int !! -- My dear Skinner
Post by: Rebel on July 08, 2011, 07:24:20 AM
I'd rather see the breakdown of revenue generated from moles vs. actual DUmbasses.
Title: Re: Oh No He Di'int !! -- My dear Skinner
Post by: NHSparky on July 08, 2011, 07:28:52 AM
I'd rather see the breakdown of revenue generated from moles vs. actual DUmbasses.

Which would no doubt result in $kammer leading the REAL DUmmies in a DU-style version of Jonestown.
Title: Re: Oh No He Di'int !! -- My dear Skinner
Post by: Tucker on July 08, 2011, 07:28:58 AM
I'd rather see the breakdown of revenue generated from moles vs. actual DUmbasses.

In all honesty, I conned a DUmmy to donate for a star for my mole. What side of the ledger would that be entered under?
Title: Re: Oh No He Di'int !! -- My dear Skinner
Post by: Skul on July 08, 2011, 07:29:16 AM
Along the same line...
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1440336
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givemebackmycountry  (1000+ posts)        Fri Jul-08-11 01:29 AM
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Been here since '04 and I'm seeing people with 1000+ posts I've never heard of.
 I'm on our favorite destination ALL day long.
At home I'm on DU as a default destination of choice.
At work, I track it for breaking news.
Like I said...
ALL DAY LONG.
>blah<
>blah<

I have two questions:

Who are these people, and where did they come from?
Is it just me, or has anyone been thinking the same thing?

My Spidey sense says something does not feel right here in my favorite community.
Something has really stirred up the DUmpmonkeys, lately.
Title: Re: Oh No He Di'int !! -- My dear Skinner
Post by: NHSparky on July 08, 2011, 07:30:39 AM
In all honesty, I conned a DUmmy to donate for a star for my mole. What side of the ledger would that be entered under?

Yours, and ^5 for getting the DUmmy to fall for it.
Title: Re: Oh No He Di'int !! -- My dear Skinner
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 08, 2011, 10:00:11 AM
Posting on the road, i thought peggy was banned lol.
Seems to me a DUmmy started a thread on April Fool's Day with that premise. A half dozen DUmbasses fell for it, then the next half dozen criticized the OP for not using their stupid "sarcasm" thing. LOL
Title: Re: Oh No He Di'int !! -- My dear Skinner
Post by: zeitgeist on July 08, 2011, 02:22:06 PM
Which would no doubt result in $kammer leading the REAL DUmmies in a DU-style version of Jonestown.

I can see that.  Skinner = Jim Jones  Yup. 
Title: Re: Oh No He Di'int !! -- My dear Skinner
Post by: commonguymd on July 08, 2011, 02:23:47 PM
As a mole, I had to register with Skinner for just such a request.
 Yep. The Skin-man (as we call him) knows who we all are. He's our buddy.

In fact, Skinner is THE first mole. Skinner IS Franksolich!


There, I've outed him. Now go back to DU and...discuss.


He was always right there!  LOL.  Nobody was smart enough to follow his obvious road map of clues.
Title: Re: Oh No He Di'int !! -- My dear Skinner
Post by: zeitgeist on July 08, 2011, 02:30:35 PM
In all honesty, I conned a DUmmy to donate for a star for my mole. What side of the ledger would that be entered under?

My Dear Tucker, please refer to the OpSec portion of The Mole Operator's Manual.  Lots of moles may be on the dole....  :whistling:  Wouldn't want a Valerie Plame moment now would we?? :lmao: 

Title: Re: Oh No He Di'int !! -- My dear Skinner
Post by: Tucker on July 08, 2011, 03:38:46 PM
My Dear Tucker, please refer to the OpSec portion of The Mole Operator's Manual.  Lots of moles may be on the dole....  :whistling:  Wouldn't want a Valerie Plame moment now would we?? :lmao:  



Anybody that starts a reply with "My dear" is suspect. Are you a poet* cough-cough, in your spare time? :-)
Title: Re: Oh No He Di'int !! -- My dear Skinner
Post by: Texacon on July 08, 2011, 03:46:22 PM

He was always right there!  LOL.  Nobody was smart enough to follow his obvious road map of clues.

Not to mention that none of us have EVER seen frank and David in the same room at the same time. 

The plot thickens.

KC
Title: Re: Oh No He Di'int !! -- My dear Skinner
Post by: Mr Mannn on July 08, 2011, 05:09:15 PM
Oh, and another thing.

DUmmies: I don't have a job. The Koch brothers are paying me a $120K for trolling websites like yours.
Anonymous may be all the rage now, but just wait till I finish recruiting all of CC. Once we all have got our first paycheck, the fireworks begin.

You guessed it. Kittehs are going to invade DUmmieland. and pie. Can't forget the pie.
you are all doomed. Bwa ha ha Ha!
Title: Re: Oh No He Di'int !! -- My dear Skinner
Post by: BannedFromDU on July 08, 2011, 06:50:56 PM
Could you imagine how many heads would explode?

I was hoping to win the iPad they were giving away so I could have it on my hot little hands and post pics of me with it in my epic DU flameout. Man, that would have been SWEET.
Title: Re: Oh No He Di'int !! -- My dear Skinner
Post by: Evil_Conservative on July 08, 2011, 06:51:56 PM
I was hoping to win the iPad they were giving away so I could have it on my hot little hands and post pics of me with it in my epic DU flameout. Man, that would have been SWEET.

:rotf:
Title: Re: Oh No He Di'int !! -- My dear Skinner
Post by: Revolution on July 08, 2011, 07:05:24 PM
In all honesty, I conned a DUmmy to donate for a star for my mole. What side of the ledger would that be entered under?

The CalPig primitive gave me one. All I had to do was ask. She had a thread that was basically a "Star whoring" thread. I liked it.  :-)
Title: Re: Oh No He Di'int !! -- My dear Skinner
Post by: Rebel on July 08, 2011, 07:06:34 PM
I was hoping to win the iPad they were giving away so I could have it on my hot little hands and post pics of me with it in my epic DU flameout. Man, that would have been SWEET.

Skinner's mole got that.
Title: Re: Oh No He Di'int !! -- My dear Skinner
Post by: Ballygrl on July 08, 2011, 08:52:33 PM
I was hoping to win the iPad they were giving away so I could have it on my hot little hands and post pics of me with it in my epic DU flameout. Man, that would have been SWEET.

:lmao: