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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: CG6468 on July 07, 2011, 10:18:35 AM
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BEWARE!!!!!!!
Judging penis size by comparing index, ring fingers
A shorter index finger may be an indicator of larger penis size.
July 04, 2011|By Thomas H. Maugh II, Los Angeles Times
Penis length cannot be determined by how big his hands or feet are -- those and other supposed indicators have been widely discredited for years. But now a team of Korean researchers has produced what may be a more reliable guide: the ratio of the length of his index finger to that of his ring finger. The lower that ratio, the longer the penis may be, the researchers wrote Monday in the Asian Journal of Andrology.
How about the guy who's the penis stretcher? :rotf: :lmao:
LINK: Tryin' to finger you out... (http://articles.latimes.com/2011/jul/04/news/la-heb-finger-ratio-penis-length-20110704)
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Hmmm . . . my ring finger is longer than my index finger . . . :-)
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Hmmm . . . my ring finger is longer than my index finger . . . :-)
So is mine! :rotf:
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I wear a size 15 ring. Does that count for anything? Heh.
KC
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I wear a size 15 ring. Does that count for anything? Heh.
KC
:o :o :o
Mine's 4.75 .
Does that mean anything? :whistling:
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:o :o :o
Mine's 4.75 .
Does that mean anything? :whistling:
Hun, your ratio numbers had better be in the negative.
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mental note: never cozy up to the guy at the bar with missing fingers :naughty: :panic:
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(http://handfacts.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/michelle-obama-right-hand.jpg?w=433&h=288)
A shorter index finger may be an indicator of larger penis size.
Just sayin'. :whistling:
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(http://handfacts.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/michelle-obama-right-hand.jpg?w=433&h=288)
A shorter index finger may be an indicator of larger penis size.
Just sayin'. :whistling:
:lmao:
I was just coming to post Obama's
(http://www.readingsbyursula.com/~readingsbyursula/tipe/pictures/famous_hands/OBAMA-HAND.jpg)
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Hey, I just noticed something. The index finger on my left hand is equal to the ring finget....but on my right hand it's shorter.
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Hey, I just noticed something. The index finger on my left hand is equal to the ring finget....but on my right hand it's shorter.
so just get the average :lmao:
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What does it mean if the left hand is bigger than the right?
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What does it mean if the left hand is bigger than the right?
your left glove is tight?
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:o :o :o
Mine's 4.75 .
Does that mean anything? :whistling:
LOL!
KC
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LOL!
KC
:naughty:
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(Hummm, index finger is ......whoa!) :yahoo:
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If I cut my index finger off...will my penis grow?
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If I cut my index finger off...will my penis grow?
It's worth a try, but make sure you take a before and after pic for er um scientific reasons :naughty:
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Foot size isn't an indicator either, just sayin! :whistling:
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My index finger is wayyyyyyyyy shorter than my ring finger. Sounds about right because my internet penis is HUGE!!!!!!
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My index finger is wayyyyyyyyy shorter than my ring finger. Sounds about right because my internet penis is HUGE!!!!!!
Well now your IRL one isn't so shabby either :bigbird:
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My index finger is wayyyyyyyyy shorter than my ring finger. Sounds about right because my internet penis is HUGE!!!!!!
Well, like they say -- it ain't whatcha got, it's what you DO with it that counts.
Does that sound about right? :???:
:-)
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Well, like they say -- it ain't whatcha got, it's what you DO with it that counts.
Does that sound about right? :???:
:-)
All my fingers are different sizes on both hands, does this mean I am a bisexual who never knew it???
So, what about those men that have fingers that are fat, chubby and small?? You know the guys that have fingers that look like breakfast sausages. How does this work out when his woman tell tales of his donkey Kong????
Then there are men with very long slim fingers that on just thinks he should play the piano that has a baby carrot in his pants.
This is a crazy thing men have for trying to figure out if the next guy is bigger then them.
Give me a break here, I had a patient that had equipment that looked like a button mushroom---8 kids. Another with a schlong so long he could only get a partial erection.
More then this , the fella with the Mushroom had balls the size of pingpong balls and the dude with the schlong had balls the size of acorns.
We nurses notice this stuff, how can we help it as we are the ones that implant catheters as needed in male patients.
Size of hands or feet has nothing to do with a males equipment, it is the size of the balls that perdict the ability to produce sperm to keep our race as humans going.
Just my openion here, but I have found that patients with large schlongs have fewer children then those dudes with buttons.--------Bigger balls the more sperm to deliver.
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:panic:
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Foot size isn't an indicator either, just sayin! :whistling:
If foot size was any indication, my son would need to push a wheelbarrow to carry his "junk".
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(http://handfacts.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/michelle-obama-right-hand.jpg?w=433&h=288)
A shorter index finger may be an indicator of larger penis size.
Just sayin'. :whistling:
^! :lmao: Thank goodness for modern electrolysis!
(http://mstaken.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/michelleobama.jpg)
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^! :lmao: Thank goodness for modern electrolysis!
(http://mstaken.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/michelleobama.jpg)
:lmao:
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
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:panic:
+1
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:lmao:
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
Here you go;
(http://ironic1.com/hellomynameisinigo.jpg)
KC
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(http://mstaken.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/michelleobama.jpg)
(http://i.treehugger.com/files/th_images/vegetarian_prince.jpg)
hmmmmmmmmmmm :lmao:
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(http://i.treehugger.com/files/th_images/vegetarian_prince.jpg)
hmmmmmmmmmmm :lmao:
Oh, shit. That picture is too funny. :rotf:
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(http://mstaken.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/michelleobama.jpg)
"It's the one that say Bad Mutha ****a... "
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Oh, shit. That picture is too funny. :rotf:
Ohhhhhh I love me some Prince. That man is a poet. A dirty dirty poet :naughty: