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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Texacon on July 06, 2011, 03:19:03 PM
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NightWatcher (1000+ posts) Wed Jul-06-11 04:02 PM
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Well here it is, the next BS terra terra alert. Terrorists using surgery to hide bombs inside them
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2011/07/06/national/main...
WASHINGTON - The U.S. government has warned domestic and international airlines that some terrorists are considering surgically implanting explosives into humans to carry out attacks.
A law enforcement source told CBS News that al Qaeda's Yemeni chapter, al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula, indicated in information, obtained by the intelligence community in recent months, an interest in recruiting a surgeon to implant explosives in the body of a suicide bomber to circumvent airport detection equipment and detonate an explosive device on an aircraft, investigative producer Pat Milton reports.
The source said that the sense is that the threat was "aspirational and not a hard threat." However, officials are concerned that some kind of plot is in the works by the Yemeni group, Milton reports. The law enforcement source told CBS News they feel the United States is due for an attempted attack.
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No threat whatsoever, but just another BS plot to scare us out of our rights. I guess that's what I get for turning the tv on to CNN to see about the NZ quake/tsunami warning. Silly stupid, Nightwatcher
Those damn Repub..... errr, I mean That damn Bus ... Shoot. Who is it in office now?
Webster Green (1000+ posts) Wed Jul-06-11 04:06 PM
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3. Easy to see where this is heading.
Edited on Wed Jul-06-11 04:06 PM by Webster Green
That's right folks. Fatherland Security will have to cut us all open before we can fly.
Pick me up if you see me hitchhiking, mmm-kay?
Rex (1000+ posts) Wed Jul-06-11 04:07 PM
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5. You know they got the idea from the late Joker.
Someone call batman! Or better yet crazybatshitman!
Yeah except they didn't. This is all your guy.
dembotoz (1000+ posts) Wed Jul-06-11 04:07 PM
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6. there would be evil thought out there about getting the job to manually
check out womens chests
just warning you
originalpckelly (1000+ posts) Wed Jul-06-11 04:09 PM
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8. Isn't the screening usually by the same sex?
How much does TSA screener pay anyway?
Now ... If I remember correctly opk up there is a gay man. The same sex screening is probably a real turn on for him. Me not so much.
Interesting to note, I was on a web site looking up information on Roatan, Honduras and they had a travel advisory for their citizenry. It warned that the US TSA would pat you down and that most of these were same sex pat downs AND they hired gays.
Now, if opk up there can get his jollies from a TSA agent shouldn't I be allowed to choose who pats me down? I'm sorry, I don't want to be felt up by some dude but there it is. Shouldn't gay agents be used to pat down lesbians and shouldn't lesbian agents be used to pat down the gays?
Just a thought.
KC
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Extra-judicial killings/assassinations
Indefinite detentions
Illegal corporate wars of choice
Torture
Occupation
Invading sovereign nations
Unconstitutional surveillance
Rattling the sheep in their pens
Ignoring constitutional separation of powers
Unchecked collateral non-combatant casualties
etc etc etc
There is no "crime" so heinous in the liberal litany that they won't overlook the offense as soon as the issue of the Republican nominee is settled.
They're your war crimes now, DUmbasses.
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Thought I would put up my proof of what I stated above about Roatan;
About Roatan
United States Travel Advisory!
The Obama administration is imposing same-sex pat downs on many travelers in U.S. airports. You may be subjected to someone making physical contact with your private body parts in the name of "security". The United States TSA accepts homosexuals to perform this type of activity. Many travelers are humiliated. You may be forced to either have near-nude images taken of you (through your clothes with high powered x-rays) or have your private parts fondled by TSA personnel. If you object, you may be threatened, telling you that you may not fly and that they will call the police to escort you out of the airport. Even young children are not safe from sexual assault by TSA, as seen by the incident with the 6 year old girl in the New Orleans airport in April of 2011.
http://www.travel-roatan.com/
KC
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I could have sworn that one of the British papers carried this warning way last year, but the US media dismissed it.
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DUmmies won't need a surgeon to implant a bomb.
Just shove a stick of dynamite up their asses and light the fuse.
Hell, some of them would do it voluntarily.
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Rex (1000+ posts) Wed Jul-06-11 04:07 PM
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5. You know they got the idea from the late Joker. Someone call batman! Or better yet crazybatshitman!
Crazy bat shit is right primitive!
So much for "diversity", huh?!? ::) ::) :whatever:
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I blew a fart once that felt like a quarter stick of dynomite.
Does that count? :whistling:
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I blew a fart once that felt like a quarter stick of dynomite.
Does that count? :whistling:
Only if you tried to light it. :rotf:
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I know better than that.
Y'all go ahead. :-)
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Well now, how big a bang would there be if one (or both) of these puppies ever went off? ( every kid who has ever had a balloon can relate ) :whistling:
(http://i.huffpost.com/gen/61811/thumbs/s-BIGGEST-BREASTS-large.jpg)
(Oh, I believe these are designated .38 KKK's, how ironic is that?)