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Title: HOLY CRAP
Post by: Gina on July 06, 2011, 12:56:17 PM

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43653900/ns/us_news-life/

 :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic:

Title: Re: HOLY CRAP
Post by: franksolich on July 06, 2011, 12:58:20 PM

Decapitation by firework, apparently.

Operator error, not manufacturing flaw.

Title: Re: HOLY CRAP
Post by: IassaFTots on July 06, 2011, 01:09:09 PM

Puts a whole nother spin on taking one's eye out. 

Title: Re: HOLY CRAP
Post by: Texacon on July 06, 2011, 01:16:56 PM

Where's DLR Pyro?!

 :-)

KC

Title: Re: HOLY CRAP
Post by: debk on July 06, 2011, 01:43:24 PM

Lawyers are lining up to file the lawsuits.

Who sold them to the guy?
Who shipped them to the seller?
Who distributed the fireworks?
Who manufactured the fireworks?

They will all be named in the suit.

Operational error won't matter.

Title: Re: HOLY CRAP
Post by: Wineslob on July 06, 2011, 01:46:14 PM

Gina loves  :panic: don't she?


Also:      :picsneeded:

Title: Re: HOLY CRAP
Post by: NHSparky on July 06, 2011, 01:58:53 PM

Quote from: debk on July 06, 2011, 01:43:24 PM

Lawyers are lining up to file the lawsuits.

Who sold them to the guy?
Who shipped them to the seller?
Who distributed the fireworks?
Who manufactured the fireworks?

They will all be named in the suit.

Operational error won't matter.

Of course, it matters not that they're illegal in ND, right?

Title: Re: HOLY CRAP
Post by: debk on July 06, 2011, 02:49:05 PM

Quote from: NHSparky on July 06, 2011, 01:58:53 PM

Of course, it matters not that they're illegal in ND, right?

Nope. they will just get a lawyer in the state the fireworks were sold in.

Title: Re: HOLY CRAP
Post by: rich_t on July 06, 2011, 03:27:25 PM

He went out with a bang.

Title: Re: HOLY CRAP
Post by: Eupher on July 06, 2011, 04:46:35 PM

I guess that medication he took for his headache was just a little too strong.

Title: Re: HOLY CRAP
Post by: thundley4 on July 06, 2011, 05:10:53 PM

Quote from: Eupher on July 06, 2011, 04:46:35 PM

I guess that medication he took for his headache was just a little too strong.

He was a liberal and someone told him that Palin was running for president and had jumped into the lead in the polls.

Title: Re: HOLY CRAP
Post by: Gina on July 06, 2011, 05:32:53 PM

Quote from: Eupher on July 06, 2011, 04:46:35 PM

I guess that medication he took for his headache was just a little too strong.

(http://everygame.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/headon.jpg?w=300&h=225)

and I love  :panic: