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Title: primitives discuss rationing bathroom tissue
Post by: franksolich on July 04, 2011, 05:11:20 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1414105

Oh my.

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harvey007 (909 posts)     Mon Jul-04-11 04:23 PM
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NYC rationing toilet paper at Coney Island

Hey buddy, can you spare a square?

The city is so hard up for cash that it's rationing toilet paper in women's public restrooms -- to the point where bathroom attendants are doling out a few measly squares per patron -- along the world-famous Coney Island boardwalk.

Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/brooklyn/ed_off_over...

You know, I don't want to get into a men-vs-women melee, but I've always been curious about something.

When I managed a privately-owned student union at the University of Nebraska circa twenty years ago, I noticed something most peculiar about restroom expenses.

The men's rooms were used more often than the women's rooms.

But the women's rooms used 4.5 miles of bathroom tissue (they came in very large rolls) for every 1.0 mile of bathroom tissue used in the men's rooms.

I could never figure that one out, and for some reason am content to leave it a mystery.

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RandySF (1000+ posts)        Mon Jul-04-11 04:26 PM
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1. That will kill food sales.

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Posteritatis (1000+ posts)      Mon Jul-04-11 04:27 PM
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2. Wonder how much of it they could buy for the cost of hiring someone to monitor it..

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Downwinder  (1000+ posts)      Mon Jul-04-11 04:30 PM
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4. Austerity!!!

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liberal N proud  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jul-04-11 04:31 PM
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5. Bad idea

People still need to go and if they don't have TP, god only knows what they will do instead.

I would hate to be the cleaning crew following that fiasco. But of course the one make this outrageous decision will never see the mess.

Uh huh.

Just like the spoiled children temper-tantrumming in the Wisconsin state capitol a few months ago, who didn't have to clean up their mess.

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Dappleganger  (1000+ posts)      Mon Jul-04-11 04:33 PM
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6. BYOTP

Bring your own toilet paper. It's like livin' in the woods, only this time we get a stall.

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zalinda (1000+ posts)      Mon Jul-04-11 04:37 PM
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7. I'm guessing part of the problem is that of people stealing the toilet paper rolls. Who ever made this decision, certainly made a bad one.

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Downwinder  (1000+ posts)      Mon Jul-04-11 04:42 PM
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8. I hope that this cuts into Koch profits.

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femrap  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jul-04-11 05:55 PM
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17. Hey....that's a bright outlook on this.

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Sen. Walter Sobchak (1000+ posts)        Mon Jul-04-11 04:43 PM
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9. I call bullshit,

That would imply people use the bathrooms in Coney Island, the prevailing stench of the area suggests otherwise.

And Coney Island's a blue area, right?

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Diclotican (1000+ posts)        Mon Jul-04-11 05:03 PM
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10. Exactly the same thing, that they did in east europe before the cold war ended in 1989... I do rembember visiting public rest room in Varna (3th biggest city in Bulgaria) in the mid 1980s, and we was given 2 leafs of something they did claim was toilet paper, who should do the trick.. As coming from a nation, where rationalzing of toilet paper was never any issue it was wierd stuff.. Specially becouse the toilet paper they claim was to use in th bathroom, was like sand paper...

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canoeist52  (920 posts)      Mon Jul-04-11 05:06 PM
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11. Saw that in my travel to the USSR in the 70's too.

Handing out TP by the square. We knew there was a shortage ahead of times so we carried our own while we were there.

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Diclotican (1000+ posts)        Mon Jul-04-11 05:23 PM
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13.  Usaly we had our own own tp when we was in that neck of the world.. Then we dosen't was in mutch need of what they claim as toilet paper anyway.. But I do rembember the One time I had to use public bathroom, and of course the only time we dosen't had toilet paper with us.. Oh wel, I survived it even tho I wil proberly rembember it to I die... It was rougly the same year I learned to swim too.. Learned it the hard way, but at least I managed to learn it .

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Cirque du So-What (1000+ posts)      Mon Jul-04-11 05:22 PM
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12. Corn cobs will come back into fashion

They come in two colors - red & white. Standard procedure is to use two reds, followed by a white to make sure the job is done.

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SoapBox (1000+ posts)      Mon Jul-04-11 05:45 PM
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14. So how much does Bloomy and his ilk earning at City Hall?

...I don't technically know if that is NYC proper domain but, whoever is in charge of the domain, what are they earning?

I have a simple response for some of the bureaucrats.

You are FIRED!

...now you have money for toilet paper.

Now, that's an atypical primitive, liberal, or Democrat reaction.

The typical primitive, liberal, or Democrat reaction would be, "The bureaucrats shouldn't have to pay anything for their medical insurance and retirement plans."

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femrap  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jul-04-11 05:54 PM
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15. probably just the beginning.

People will just stay home.

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WatsonT (1000+ posts)      Mon Jul-04-11 05:55 PM
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16. Will they let people bring in their own?

Someone could make a killing selling blackmarket TP outside the womens room.

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originalpckelly  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jul-04-11 05:57 PM
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18. In Soviet America, toilet paper wipes you.
Title: Re: primitives discuss rationing bathroom tissue
Post by: Ballygrl on July 04, 2011, 05:17:44 PM
You know, I don't want to get into a men-vs-women melee, but I've always been curious about something.

When I managed a privately-owned student union at the University of Nebraska circa twenty years ago, I noticed something most peculiar about restroom expenses.

The men's rooms were used more often than the women's rooms.

But the women's rooms used 4.5 miles of bathroom tissue (they came in very large rolls) for every 1.0 mile of bathroom tissue used in the men's rooms.

I could never figure that one out, and for some reason am content to leave it a mystery.

That time of the month adds to the need of using tons of toilet paper.
Title: Re: primitives discuss rationing bathroom tissue
Post by: Chris_ on July 04, 2011, 05:18:03 PM
Ew.
Title: Re: primitives discuss rationing bathroom tissue
Post by: Ballygrl on July 04, 2011, 05:18:56 PM
Yes, pretty much Brooklyn is a blue area.
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Post by: Chris_ on July 04, 2011, 05:21:30 PM
Solution: people will bring their own TP.

Repercussion: blue area starts searching bags and charging for TP.
Title: Re: primitives discuss rationing bathroom tissue
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 04, 2011, 05:21:39 PM
New York City - where it makes sense to have $30/hr. union labor rationing 25 cents worth of toilet paper. And each unionized toilet paper monitor needs at least one unionized assistant monitor. Great careers with AFSCME.
Title: Re: primitives discuss rationing bathroom tissue
Post by: thundley4 on July 04, 2011, 05:23:16 PM
(l) (/) (l) (\) (l)   That's a DUmmie wiggling to get rid of those last few drops and trying to save toilet paper.
Title: Re: primitives discuss rationing bathroom tissue
Post by: Ballygrl on July 04, 2011, 05:24:21 PM
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Lucky Luciano   (1000+ posts)           Mon Jul-04-11 06:19 PM
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24. Meh...Coney Island is a dump. Not a nice beach at all anyway. nt

That's racist! the majority of those that use Coney Island are minorities.
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Post by: GOBUCKS on July 04, 2011, 05:25:05 PM
(l) (/) (l) (\) (l)   That's a DUmmie wiggling to get rid of those last few drops and trying to save toilet paper.
Twice is shaking. More than twice is playing.
Title: Re: primitives discuss rationing bathroom tissue
Post by: Ballygrl on July 04, 2011, 05:26:41 PM
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Cassandra   (1000+ posts)             Mon Jul-04-11 06:22 PM
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25. I was there for the Mermaid parade...
   
and yes, they did hand out toilet paper as you were going to the stalls. This was managed by the very nice and cheerful women who work there and you could ask for more if you thought what was offered wasn't enough. They may have been concerned about theft or whole rolls getting soaked.

That's racist too! since the majority of people who go to Coney Island are minorities you're insinuating that they'll steal the rolls of toilet paper or use it for purposes not intended.
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Post by: Chris_ on July 04, 2011, 05:27:34 PM
All the mermaids I've seen were white. :bs:
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Post by: GOBUCKS on July 04, 2011, 05:31:40 PM
That's racist too! since the majority of people who go to Coney Island are minorities you're insinuating that they'll steal the rolls of toilet paper or use it for purposes not intended.
Duuuh.
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Post by: franksolich on July 04, 2011, 05:35:16 PM
That's racist! the majority of those that use Coney Island are minorities.

You know, I was at Coney Island once, during the late 1980s.

It was in the middle of winter, and everything was shut down.

It looked like a ghost town.

By the way, there's a "Nebraska" restaurant (its real name) somewhere in that area; I forget where.

Intrigued, I stopped by.  The owner was a Greek.  He told me he named his place "Nebraska" because he liked the sound of the name; he knew nothing at all about Nebraska itself.  I sent the details to the Omaha World-Herald, and the guy got some publicity out here.  I wonder if the place still exists; it was a reasonably brand-new establishment at the time.
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Post by: Ballygrl on July 04, 2011, 05:42:07 PM
You know, I was at Coney Island once, during the late 1980s.

It was in the middle of winter, and everything was shut down.

It looked like a ghost town.

By the way, there's a "Nebraska" restaurant (its real name) somewhere in that area; I forget where.

Intrigued, I stopped by.  The owner was a Greek.  He told me he named his place "Nebraska" because he liked the sound of the name; he knew nothing at all about Nebraska itself.  I sent the details to the Omaha World-Herald, and the guy got some publicity out here.  I wonder if the place still exists; it was a reasonably brand-new establishment at the time.

A lot of people live down in the Coney Island area but the summer is when they get most outside visitors. When we lived in Brooklyn we always went to Coney Island and Brighton Beach when I was a kid, we always stopped at Nathan's, people used to say they have the best hot dogs because they cook it in 100 years worth of grease LOL.
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Post by: Chris_ on July 04, 2011, 05:45:06 PM
people used to say they have the best hot dogs because they cook it in 100 years worth of grease LOL.
Dyer's says the same thing about their burgers in Memphis
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URM04TnbIr4[/youtube]

I've made deep-fried burgers before... you have to make them very wide and flat because they shrink.  Haven't tried any hot dogs yet.
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Post by: Ballygrl on July 04, 2011, 05:47:49 PM
Dyer's says the same thing about their burgers in Memphis
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URM04TnbIr4[/youtube]

I've made deep-fried burgers before... you have to make them very wide and flat because they shrink.  Haven't tried any hot dogs yet.

Very cool!

Nathan's doesn't deep fry their hot dogs though, they grill them, but people used to jokes the grease on the grills are 100 years old.
Title: Re: primitives discuss rationing bathroom tissue
Post by: franksolich on July 04, 2011, 05:48:35 PM
A lot of people live down in the Coney Island area but the summer is when they get most outside visitors. When we lived in Brooklyn we always went to Coney Island and Brighton Beach when I was a kid, we always stopped at Nathan's, people used to say they have the best hot dogs because they cook it in 100 years worth of grease LOL.

That was a pretty discouraging expedition for me, that time.

I thought Coney Island was in the process of being dismantled and hauled away to the junkyard, the way things looked.

That was the same expedition where I instructed the taxi-driver (an Italianate-looking guy) to take me to Todd Shipyards, only to find Todd Shipyards didn't exist any more.  And so then I instructed him to take me to the old family neighborhood (this was years before my own time), only to find out it had been torn up to accommodate the 1964-1965 New York World's Fair.  Finally I asked him to take me to the church where my parents had wed, on Manhattan, an Italian church by the way, "The Church of Our Lady of Mount Carmel of the Holy Scapular," only to find it had recently been torn down, and moved.

<<always too late.
Title: Re: primitives discuss rationing bathroom tissue
Post by: Thor on July 04, 2011, 05:50:39 PM
One positive thing about getting my own place. I can buy a six pack of TP and it will last a couple of months or more. I buy the giant economy size from Sams and it only lasts about a month, maybe a month and a half. (36 rolls?)
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Post by: Chris_ on July 04, 2011, 05:52:14 PM
Like I said, I haven't done any deep-fried dogs yet, but fried burgers are soooo good.. If you keep a jug of frying grease around like I do, its easy enough to cook.  I use a metal colander with a coffee filter in the bottom to filter my used frying grease into a large pot and a funnel from the auto parts store to pour it back into the bottle.  I think the oldest grease I have is about five years old, but it all tastes the same. :)

I was born on Long Island (Oyster Bay) but I've never been to Coney Island.  I bet my dad has been there a few times.
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Post by: Ballygrl on July 04, 2011, 05:54:48 PM
That was a pretty discouraging expedition for me, that time.

I thought Coney Island was in the process of being dismantled and hauled away to the junkyard, the way things looked.

That was the same expedition where I instructed the taxi-driver (an Italianate-looking guy) to take me to Todd Shipyards, only to find Todd Shipyards didn't exist any more.  And so then I instructed him to take me to the old family neighborhood (this was years before my own time), only to find out it had been torn up to accommodate the 1964-1965 New York World's Fair.  Finally I asked him to take me to the church where my parents had wed, on Manhattan, an Italian church by the way, "The Church of Our Lady of Mount Carmel of the Holy Scapular," only to find it had recently been torn down, and moved.

<<always too late.

You're lucky you didn't get hit over the head there in the 80's. They're trying to improve the area, they did a huge makeover at the amusement park, but there was a shooting and I guess something of a riot a few weeks ago there on the boardwalk. Also the Russian mob has a big presence in that area but they're nothing like the Italian mob, the Italian mob doesn't allow crime in their neighborhoods but in the Russian mob neighborhoods crime is rampant.
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Post by: Ballygrl on July 04, 2011, 05:56:51 PM
Like I said, I haven't done any deep-fried dogs yet, but fried burgers are soooo good.. If you keep a jug of frying grease around like I do, its easy enough to cook.  I use a metal colander with a coffee filter in the bottom to filter my used frying grease into a large pot and a funnel from the auto parts store to pour it back into the bottle.  I think the oldest grease I have is about five years old, but it all tastes the same. :)

I was born on Long Island (Oyster Bay) but I've never been to Coney Island.  I bet my dad has been there a few times.

I love burgers but I'm not sure if I'd like them deep fried like that.

Very cool that you're from NY, we had family that moved out to Nassau County for a few years from Brooklyn.
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Post by: Chris_ on July 04, 2011, 06:00:42 PM
I barely remember it.  My parents had a small ranch house on a 1/2-acre lot the time.  I remember the last year we were there... summer was a kiddie pool in the yard and winter was snow piled up to the windows.  I remember trying to walk to the mailbox at the end of that 1/2 acre.  That was a long walk, but I was determined to get to that mailbox. I'm still not sure why, but I was determined to get there.  I do remember there was a black couple that lived across the street and that we were in a cul-de-sac off the street.
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Post by: franksolich on July 04, 2011, 06:04:26 PM
You're lucky you didn't get hit over the head there in the 80's. They're trying to improve the area, they did a huge makeover at the amusement park, but there was a shooting and I guess something of a riot a few weeks ago there on the boardwalk. Also the Russian mob has a big presence in that area but they're nothing like the Italian mob, the Italian mob doesn't allow crime in their neighborhoods but in the Russian mob neighborhoods crime is rampant.

I was in Manhattan, and wanted to see the places where the parents and older brothers and sisters had been, before coming to Nebraska.  There were a bunch of taxi-cab drivers standing near Grand Central Station, and I approached the one who looked the most likely to understand (for a deaf person to understand), an Italian-looking guy with a big snoozle and very expressive body language.

I had a bunch of ancient addresses and photographs, and he agreed to haul me, for the fixed rate of $250 (this was the 1980s, remember) for eight hours.  After our first stop, which came up blank (a hospital on Long Island City where two of the brothers had been born), he then allowed me to sit in the front seat with him the rest of the day, which I considered a high honor.

He seemed very unhappy that we weren't finding anything left of the New York City of my parents and siblings, and at the end, when he was handing the vehicle over to another driver (I wasn't aware taxi-cabs are kept running 24 hours a day; only the drivers change) near to where he lived, he took me home to meet his wife, who fed me, kindly omitting the dead fish and mushrooms and stuff.

A very charming couple, this couple; I kept in contact with them until several years later, when I evaporated into the faraway socialist paradises of the workers and peasants.  I'm sure they've found favor with God.
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Post by: Ballygrl on July 04, 2011, 06:18:33 PM
I was in Manhattan, and wanted to see the places where the parents and older brothers and sisters had been, before coming to Nebraska.  There were a bunch of taxi-cab drivers standing near Grand Central Station, and I approached the one who looked the most likely to understand (for a deaf person to understand), an Italian-looking guy with a big snoozle and very expressive body language.

I had a bunch of ancient addresses and photographs, and he agreed to haul me, for the fixed rate of $250 (this was the 1980s, remember) for eight hours.  After our first stop, which came up blank (a hospital on Long Island City where two of the brothers had been born), he then allowed me to sit in the front seat with him the rest of the day, which I considered a high honor.

He seemed very unhappy that we weren't finding anything left of the New York City of my parents and siblings, and at the end, when he was handing the vehicle over to another driver (I wasn't aware taxi-cabs are kept running 24 hours a day; only the drivers change) near to where he lived, he took me home to meet his wife, who fed me, kindly omitting the dead fish and mushrooms and stuff.

A very charming couple, this couple; I kept in contact with them until several years later, when I evaporated into the faraway socialist paradises of the workers and peasants.  I'm sure they've found favor with God.

Ooops, you were lucky you didn't get hit over the head in Brooklyn at Coney Island in the 80's.

New Yorkers are actually really nice people, they have a gruff exterior because they have to, but inside most of them are really good people. The really bitchy ones are the out of towners who move to NY.
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Post by: Chris_ on July 04, 2011, 06:21:03 PM
New Yorkers are actually really nice people, they have a gruff exterior because they have to, but inside most of them are really good people. The really bitchy ones are the out of towners who move to NY.
:rofl:

My last job, the company expanded from TN to NY/NJ after buying the rights to another company.  Yankees may be loud, obnoxious, and irritating but underneath, they're a bunch of pussies when you stand up to them.  All bark, no bite.

Personally, I think the north could use a bit of southern charm and calm down a bit.  There's no reason for all that hostility.
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Post by: franksolich on July 04, 2011, 06:28:33 PM
Ooops, you were lucky you didn't get hit over the head in Brooklyn at Coney Island in the 80's.

Well now, I was with a son of Italia, who once he understood I was deaf, made it plain and clear my "protection" was his utmost concern and care.

Good man, Amadeo; probably wouldn't fit on the sparkling husband primitive's payroll.

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New Yorkers are actually really nice people, they have a gruff exterior because they have to, but inside most of them are really good people.

Yes, they are, and I'm fully aware my opinion of them is a minority opinion.

I have the same opinion of the allegedly standoffish English, the surly and silent Scots, the arrogant Frenchmen, the dark suspicious superstitious workers and peasants of the socialist utopias.

On the whole, I've always enjoyed affectionate relations with people, other than the primitives.

I suspect it's a combination of two things, the way I "come off" to people--the deaf part, and the manners and style of the innocent and naive youngest brother.  I don't necessarily like being seen this way, but it's inevitable, and as it's inevitable, one might as well make what he can with it.
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Post by: GOBUCKS on July 04, 2011, 06:30:16 PM

By the way, there's a "Nebraska" restaurant (its real name) somewhere in that area; I forget where.

Intrigued, I stopped by.  The owner was a Greek.  He told me he named his place "Nebraska" because he liked the sound of the name; he knew nothing at all about Nebraska itself. 
On a site recommended by compaq ( http://thebestpageintheuniverse.net ), I learned that "Idaho" was a word made up by a 19th century mining magnate who claimed it was an old Indian word while promoting it for statehood.

I wonder if "Nebraska" doesn't fall into the same category. Someone, way back when, just decided it sounded like a good name for a football program, and wallah (per nadin). I suspect a lot of "old Indian name" states are in the same boat, i.e., probably over half of all the states. Just made up from thin air.

The savages had no written language, and barely a spoken language beyond grunts and gestures to find food and women. How did they come up with "Oklahoma"? Great name for a football team.
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Post by: Ballygrl on July 04, 2011, 06:45:20 PM
:rofl:

My last job, the company expanded from TN to NY/NJ after buying the rights to another company.  Yankees may be loud, obnoxious, and irritating but underneath, they're a bunch of pussies when you stand up to them.  All bark, no bite.

Personally, I think the north could use a bit of southern charm and calm down a bit.  There's no reason for all that hostility.

We're wired totally different Chris, everything we do is fast and we're always in a rush LOL.
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Post by: GOBUCKS on July 04, 2011, 06:48:30 PM
Ooops, you were lucky you didn't get hit over the head in Brooklyn at Coney Island in the 80's.

New Yorkers are actually really nice people, they have a gruff exterior because they have to, but inside most of them are really good people.
They have a shitty, offensive exterior, but inside they are just shitty.

I can't forget a meeting I once had in Connecticut, probably in the 90s. For whatever reason, I flew into New York, where I was met by a guy who lived and worked in New York, and whose colleagues we were to meet with at their place in Connecticut. When we met at the airport, I discovered he did not have a car, but planned to rent one there at the airport for the journey into Connecticut. I'd never met this guy before, but we were talking pleasantly, and he seemed like a decent sort. We picked up the rental car, and drove to the guard shack at the rental car exit point. The guard checked his rental contract, handed it back, and asked, "Everything okay with the car?" The guy turned from speaking with me to face the guard and just shouted, "It's a ****ing piece of shit!" The guard smiled and wished us a good day. The guard didn't seem offended, and this guy never acted that way the rest of the day, nor did he ever say anything else about dissatisfaction with the rental car. I was left to conclude that New York people just act that way, and expect everyone else to act that way.
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Post by: franksolich on July 04, 2011, 06:49:26 PM
On a site recommended by compaq ( http://thebestpageintheuniverse.net ), I learned that "Idaho" was a word made up by a 19th century mining magnate who claimed it was an old Indian word while promoting it for statehood.

I wonder if "Nebraska" doesn't fall into the same category. Someone, way back when, just decided it sounded like a good name for a football program, and wallah (per nadin). I suspect a lot of "old Indian name" states are in the same boat, i.e., probably over half of all the states. Just made up from thin air.

The savages had no written language, and barely a spoken language beyond grunts and gestures to find food and women. How did they come up with "Oklahoma"? Great name for a football team.

You know, it's good to be suspicious about the origins of words, given how the politically-correct crowd has been trying to manipulate the language, what with this "kumbaya" (or whatever it's called) holiday.

Remember the "Hopi Indian Prayer" of the primitives, which until the Scamdal unfolded, had been the most popular of P-J Comix's DUmmie FUnnies?  That sort of thing.

And the evolution of words don't necessarily follow the straightest, most-logical route.

I'm just drawing upon memory here, not looking anything up, but I believe "Nebraska" was originally a Native American word, "nibrithka," meaning "land of the flat waters."   The French from Quebec, who were the original settlers of European derivation here, for some reason removed the lisping part of it.
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Post by: thelaughingman on July 04, 2011, 07:28:50 PM
Cheryl Crow shed a tear of joy at the news.
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Post by: Skul on July 05, 2011, 12:13:50 AM
uummm, no.
Kill the tree.
End of story.
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Post by: GOBUCKS on July 05, 2011, 01:11:26 AM
You know, it's good to be suspicious about the origins of words, given how the politically-correct crowd has been trying to manipulate the language, what with this "kumbaya" (or whatever it's called) holiday.

Remember the "Hopi Indian Prayer" of the primitives, which until the Scamdal unfolded, had been the most popular of P-J Comix's DUmmie FUnnies?  That sort of thing.

And the evolution of words don't necessarily follow the straightest, most-logical route.

I'm just drawing upon memory here, not looking anything up, but I believe "Nebraska" was originally a Native American word, "nibrithka," meaning "land of the flat waters."   The French from Quebec, who were the original settlers of European derivation here, for some reason removed the lisping part of it.
According to the story, there was also a legend concocted at the time about how "Idaho" was derived from some word the Shoshone tribe used. It turned out to be bogus, dreamed up to embellish a romantic tale for Congress in their deliberations over statehood.
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Post by: diesel driver on July 05, 2011, 03:18:18 AM
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Diclotican (1000+ posts)        Mon Jul-04-11 05:23 PM
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13.  Usaly we had our own own tp when we was in that neck of the world.. Then we dosen't was in mutch need of what they claim as toilet paper anyway.. But I do rembember the One time I had to use public bathroom, and of course the only time we dosen't had toilet paper with us.. Oh wel, I survived it even tho I wil proberly rembember it to I die... It was rougly the same year I learned to swim too.. Learned it the hard way, but at least I managed to learn it .


Either this DUmmie was dropped on its head one too many times as a child, or he learned English as a second language.

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Cirque du So-What (1000+ posts)      Mon Jul-04-11 05:22 PM
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12. Corn cobs will come back into fashion

They come in two colors - red & white. Standard procedure is to use two reds, followed by a white to make sure the job is done.


WRONG, DUmbass!

You use a RED one, THEN a WHITE one, to see if you need another RED one.

Only a DUmmie could screw up taking a s#it.   :hammer:
Title: Re: primitives discuss rationing bathroom tissue
Post by: AprilRazz on July 05, 2011, 05:55:19 AM
To clear up some of the TP mystery Coach...
Guys only need it every so many visits while women need it every time. Just a simple question of plumbing differences.
Title: Re: primitives discuss rationing bathroom tissue
Post by: jtyangel on July 05, 2011, 06:54:29 AM
To clear up some of the TP mystery Coach...
Guys only need it every so many visits while women need it every time. Just a simple question of plumbing differences.

What she said..not to mention polite women use it to wrap ummm their used 'products' to put them into that little waste bin. Oh, this may be unknown by menfolk too..there is a little trash receptacle on the inside of each bathroom stall mean for certain 'products' as to not clog up the toilet with things that are not meant for flushing. As it is sort of an open bag thing, polite women choose to use tp to wrap those products before dispensing of them.

What april said applies too...women use tp at every visit, not just occasional visits. Same reason we sit or at least hover at every visit and never stand: plumbing differences.
Title: Re: primitives discuss rationing bathroom tissue
Post by: franksolich on July 05, 2011, 07:43:25 AM
To clear up some of the TP mystery Coach...

Guys only need it every so many visits while women need it every time. Just a simple question of plumbing differences.

I kind of sort of guessed that, madam.

It used to really flummox me, that the women's restrooms would use 4.5 miles of paper for every 1.0 mile used in the men's restrooms, but I decided it was indecent to inquire why.
Title: Re: primitives discuss rationing bathroom tissue
Post by: Karin on July 05, 2011, 08:10:08 AM
I just don't understand how Coney Island can afford "attendants" if they have to ration the TP.  WTH is this?  I've never understood this particular job.  What in the world does anyone need an extra person in the bathroom for?  They hand you a towel.  I can get my own towel.  At any rate, I'm not setting foot in Coney Island or anywhere near New York City.  Never. 
Title: Re: primitives discuss rationing bathroom tissue
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 05, 2011, 10:43:50 AM
I just don't understand how Coney Island can afford "attendants" if they have to ration the TP.  WTH is this?  I've never understood this particular job.  What in the world does anyone need an extra person in the bathroom for?  They hand you a towel.  I can get my own towel.  At any rate, I'm not setting foot in Coney Island or anywhere near New York City.  Never. 
In New York they need that extra person because it's an AFSCME job.
If you eliminate it, their union brothers will come in and smash all the porcelain.