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Title: Blood Bank Bushwhack Bouncy
Post by: dandi on July 02, 2011, 04:21:21 PM
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Cyrano  (1000+ posts)        Sat Jul-02-11 04:01 PM
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Bushwhacked by a moron spewing wingnut propaganda
 
So there I was, waiting at the blood bank to give blood, and the guy next to me had an uncontrollable urge to start talking about politics. He decided to explain to me that Obama was a Muslim, a socialist, and probably a communist. And that anyone who voted for him was a dupe of some far left-wing conspiracy.

What choices did I have? Tell this guy he was a total imbecile who never had an original thought in his life? I mean, here I am in a blood bank, but we are not supposed to be spilling blood all over the floor. So I bit my tongue, concentrated on the magazine I was reading and tried to ignore this imbecile’s existence.

I guess it worked, because he shut up and turned to the person on the other side of him. I guess this experience could have been worse. They didn’t have a TV tuned into Fox “news.” Nonetheless, the brainwashed, brain-dead people of the world no longer need moment by moment coaxing. They’ve been programmed to peddle their hatred anywhere,anytime.

So what do you think? Was I right to bite my tongue? Or should I have tried to beat this imbecile into a coma with a rolled up magazine?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1403911

Pretty lame, but 1 bong awarded for a refreshingly new venue. The convenience stores were getting so stale.

Then, the predictable woulda, coulda, shoulda...

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derby378 (1000+ posts)        Sat Jul-02-11 04:03 PM
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1. Sometimes, silence is the same thing as agreement
 The only way these assholes are going to prevail is if they succeed in making us keep our mouths shut. Show no mercy.

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demosincebirth  (1000+ posts)        Sat Jul-02-11 04:04 PM
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2. I would have told him he's full of shit. That should have told him where you stand.

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Drale  (1000+ posts)        Sat Jul-02-11 04:08 PM
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7. You should have freaked on him
 tell him to shut up, and don't talk to me ever again.

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indypaul  (844 posts)      Sat Jul-02-11 04:10 PM
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8. Suggest response
 I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong."

Maybe he would stop long enough to figure it out.

Then, this:

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izquierdista (1000+ posts)        Sat Jul-02-11 04:15 PM
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10. Was he there to make a withdrawal?
 I mean, how much more socialist can you get than the concept of a blood bank? There is NO free market capitalism at work at the blood bank. They take from their donors according to their ability and allocate it to those according to their need. Did this joker want his own blood back with interest?

It's not Socialism, it's charity, DUmbass. There's no threat of jail time if you don't give blood. People with guns don't show up on your doorstep if you don't give blood. Besides, you think blood is free? Get a transfusion at your local hospital and check your bill afterwards. Let us know how "free" it was.  :lmao: 
 
 
 
 
 

 
Title: Re: Blood Bank Bushwhack Bouncy
Post by: Ballygrl on July 02, 2011, 04:25:40 PM
For some reason they're boring me the past couple of days.
Title: Re: Blood Bank Bushwhack Bouncy
Post by: dandi on July 02, 2011, 06:12:09 PM
For some reason they're boring me the past couple of days.

They're all boring nowadays, BG. You used to get stories about cops jumping out of bushes and on-the-spot conversions of Republicans to Democrats and whole grocery stores full of people applauding them for putting some Rethuglican in their place and how the tide is turning slowly in favor of the Dems. How did they put it? Oh yes, "Drip, drip, drip."

Now they're reduced to stories about some bumpersticker they saw. They don't even bother to claim they peeled it off.

They don't make DUmmies like they used to. $kinner purged all the most entertaining ones, it appears.
Title: Re: Blood Bank Bushwhack Bouncy
Post by: Boudicca on July 02, 2011, 06:17:07 PM
Cyrano, FYI every time you tell a lie your nose grows longer at the expense of your dick. :hammer:
Title: Re: Blood Bank Bushwhack Bouncy
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 02, 2011, 06:23:31 PM
DUmmy Cyrano was not donating blood. Out of the question.
He may have been selling plasma, lots of DUmmies claim that as a career, but if so he'd have to lie about being a drug addict.
Title: Re: Blood Bank Bushwhack Bouncy
Post by: Delmar on July 02, 2011, 11:09:58 PM
They're all boring nowadays, BG. You used to get stories about cops jumping out of bushes and on-the-spot conversions of Republicans to Democrats and whole grocery stores full of people applauding them for putting some Rethuglican in their place and how the tide is turning slowly in favor of the Dems.
Be patient.  The Republican to Democrat conversion bouncy balls are gonna be coming out of the woodwork in 2012.  Their lifelong Republican neighbor/co-worker/parent who voted for John McSame is going to vote for Obama this time around since the Republican candidate(whoever it ends up being)will be described as being even scarier or stupider or more evil than Chimpy McChimp.
Title: Re: Blood Bank Bushwhack Bouncy
Post by: JakeStyle on July 03, 2011, 12:17:15 AM
DUmmy Cyrano was not donating blood. Out of the question.
He may have been selling plasma, lots of DUmmies claim that as a career, but if so he'd have to lie about being a drug addict.

I'd bet my next two paychecks that DUmmy Cyrano hasn't been anywhere near a blood bank, ever.  Selfish pricks like him don't think about anyone but themselves.  The whole story was dreamed up as a way to increase his DU street cred.  He's a liar just like most of the other insecure, mentally unstable idiots that post on democratunderground.com.
Title: Re: Blood Bank Bushwhack Bouncy
Post by: Boudicca on July 03, 2011, 12:23:17 AM
DUmmy Cyrano was not donating blood. Out of the question.
He may have been selling plasma, lots of DUmmies claim that as a career, but if so he'd have to lie about being a drug addict.

I feel safe in saying the world is much better off if Cyrano keeps all his bodily fluids to himself. :whistling:
Title: Re: Blood Bank Bushwhack Bouncy
Post by: beefeater on July 03, 2011, 12:42:35 AM
DUmmy Cyrano was not donating blood. Out of the question.
He may have been selling plasma, lots of DUmmies claim that as a career, but if so he'd have to lie about being a drug addict.

That's my take too. Last century I worked security during college at a plasma center in Mpls. 99% of the "donors" were whacked out, talking to themselves bums. This DUmmy fits right in arguing with the wacko's.
Title: Re: Blood Bank Bushwhack Bouncy
Post by: vesta111 on July 03, 2011, 04:58:12 AM
That's my take too. Last century I worked security during college at a plasma center in Mpls. 99% of the "donors" were whacked out, talking to themselves bums. This DUmmy fits right in arguing with the wacko's.

IIRC in the big city's years ago there were blood banks most every few blocks.   One would sell blood for a few bucks, enough money to buy booze or tobacco or some pin joints.

Come the mid 1980's it was all or most all Plasma due to Aids. Those that did sell whole blood in the 1990's faced close down if the blood was not tested for diseases of all kinds.----They some of them, did sell whole blood and gambol on just a few people dieing of whatever.   

  It was not now just Bums but college students and the medical students were lined up to donate sperm at the clinics for infertile centers ironically across from Abortion Clinics.


Anyone remember when most states demanded a blood test for Syphilis before a marriage license could be issued????    States kept track of the reported people by doctors that identified those patients with the disease???   No privacy laws at that time, goes back to people that that could spread a deadly disease.       

  Once Aids came into the factor, suddenly those of wealth or political connected went on a rampage to protect patients rights when they or those connected to them had a family member that they did not want to be exposed.

Privacy of patients is great, however I would on the other hand not want to dine at a restaurant where the cooks have TB, Aids or Typhoid, Collera, or a Staff Infection.


 
Title: Re: Blood Bank Bushwhack Bouncy
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 03, 2011, 09:31:02 AM
In my best British accent..."What's bloody next."
Title: Re: Blood Bank Bushwhack Bouncy
Post by: diesel driver on July 03, 2011, 09:35:36 AM
Cyrano, FYI every time you tell a lie your nose grows longer at the expense of your dick. :hammer:

He's already dickless.   :rotf:
Title: Re: Blood Bank Bushwhack Bouncy
Post by: Freeper on July 03, 2011, 01:12:27 PM
Maybe I live a sheltered life or something, but I never see people in public places just start preaching their conservative or their liberal views to strangers out of the blue. The closest thing that ever happened to me was pulling up to a stop light that had just received one of those "gotcha cameras" the guy in the lane next to me and myself both slammed on the brakes as it turned yellow, he motioned for me to roll down my window and he said something to the affect of, "if they are going to use those cameras they should extend the yellow light a couple of seconds", I nodded and said yep.
Title: Re: Blood Bank Bushwhack Bouncy
Post by: delilahmused on July 03, 2011, 04:15:40 PM
What really happened:

Guy sitting next to him reading Going Rogue minding his own business.

Cyrano: "You know, if you'd stop reading that RW shit you'd realize what a good thing it is we're moving towards socialized medicine. Blood will flow like honey because people will be kinder and more willing to part with theirs."

Guy: "Mind your own damn business and I'll mind mine."

Cindie
Title: Re: Blood Bank Bushwhack Bouncy
Post by: Reality vs DU on July 03, 2011, 04:48:16 PM
Maybe I live a sheltered life or something, but I never see people in public places just start preaching their conservative or their liberal views to strangers out of the blue. The closest thing that ever happened to me was pulling up to a stop light that had just received one of those "gotcha cameras" the guy in the lane next to me and myself both slammed on the brakes as it turned yellow, he motioned for me to roll down my window and he said something to the affect of, "if they are going to use those cameras they should extend the yellow light a couple of seconds", I nodded and said yep.


Zero bong.

No cops in bushes, no use of the word 'So', didn't happen at the grocery store.
Title: Re: Blood Bank Bushwhack Bouncy
Post by: Boudicca on July 03, 2011, 04:49:57 PM
He's already dickless.   :rotf:

But, certainly NOT a wonder.  Except, of course, in his addled mind. :lmao:
Title: Re: Blood Bank Bushwhack Bouncy
Post by: jukin on July 03, 2011, 05:01:19 PM
Unless a DUmmy lies (which they do all the time) there is no way a blood bank would let them donate blood.