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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on July 02, 2011, 11:21:12 AM

Title: primitives discuss new pizza at Godfather's
Post by: franksolich on July 02, 2011, 11:21:12 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1402904

Oh my.

There's probably a prank in here somewhere.

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Ichingcarpenter  (1000+ posts)        Sat Jul-02-11 12:10 PM
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Godfather’s Pizza to Offer New “Conservative Lovers” Pie

OMAHA — The Godfather’s Pizza chain has announced a new pizza option for its consumers in honor of former CEO and current Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain. The nationwide franchise, currently offering a variety of pizzas, sides and desserts, will offer the new pizza during the presidential primary season.

“The conservative pizza will be available in all our stores starting the last week of January before the Iowa Caucus on February 6, 2012,” said a Godfather’s spokesperson. “We feel the pizza not only represents Herman Cain’s conservative political beliefs but has the added bonus of tantalizing the taste buds of voters of the entire spectrum.”

According to Godfather’s Pizza official release, the conservative pizza will be a pie available in medium to jumbo sizes. It will consist of a crust with nothing else. No toppings or sauces are to be added to the pizza. The official description is as follows:

Love America ? Come order what the Founding Fathers would have eaten if they had a Godfather’s Pizza store next to the Liberty Bell. It’s Godfather’s classic crust with none of the complicated interference of a monarchy an ocean away or bayonet carrying ingredients. It’s a trickle-down effect of goodness for our hardworking consumers.

Godfather’s Pizza did not confirm whether the conservative pizza will only be available in three slices to coincide with Cain’s campaign promise of no legislation greater than three pages in length.

http://thewashingtonfancy.com/2011/07/godfathers-pizza-...

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brooklynite  (1000+ posts)      Sat Jul-02-11 12:12 PM
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1. The Pizza will also be given away for free...

...since paying for the Pizza would be the equivalent of a tax increase...

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Sarah Ibarruri  (1000+ posts)        Sat Jul-02-11 12:12 PM
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2. We should write him and say we're refusing to patronize their business

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Vinca  (1000+ posts)      Sat Jul-02-11 12:13 PM
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3. The topping has to be soylent green.
Title: Re: primitives discuss new pizza at Godfather's
Post by: Skul on July 02, 2011, 11:51:49 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1402904

Oh my.
There's probably a prank in here somewhere.
Yes, Sir, there is.
Checking the link that's supposidly refers to the pizza, you find this
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Your leading misleading source for politics
in the heading.

The prank is on the primatives, that fell for it. :rotf:

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Sarah Ibarruri  (1000+ posts)        Sat Jul-02-11 12:12 PM
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2. We should write him and say we're refusing to patronize their business
Atta girl, sarahwhatever, you tell 'em!