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Title: JULY Calendar for People Who Only Drink On Holidays
Post by: CG6468 on July 01, 2011, 10:44:43 AM

JULY

 1   Read in the Bathroom Day
 2   Flex Your Muscles Day
 3   Remembrance of Vess Ossman
 4   Independence Day
 5   Be Tolerant of Werewolves Day
 6   National Yo-Yo Day
 7   The Feast of Smoo's Gronge
 8   Three Cheers for Girdles Day
 9   Eat Oysters Anyway Day
10   Flea Circus Opens
11   Paramecium Day
12   Singlemecium Day
13   Monock Festival
14   Rutabaga Day
15   Tax Day
16   Summer Bagpipers' Conclave
17   Tennessee Tooter Day
18   Uncle Juan's Annual Haircut
19   International Toad Show
20   The Annual Nose Cone Polish
21   Summer Solstice in Zorbon      
22   National Arm Garter Day
23   Homage to the Purple Baboon
24   Gala Funnel Comparisons
25   Bactrian Camel Day
26   Dromedary Day
27   Fuzzy Hat Night at Ferguson's
28   Funny Bunny Festival
29   Moon Day
30   The Angus Annual Flea Flick
31   The Runk Kids' Chicken Gizzard Fight