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Title: Police: Pa. woman assaulted grandson over bacon
Post by: Ptarmigan on June 30, 2011, 04:37:26 PM

Police: Pa. woman assaulted grandson over bacon
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Fighting over bacon are we?

Title: Re: Police: Pa. woman assaulted grandson over bacon
Post by: compaqxp on June 30, 2011, 07:13:46 PM

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Fighting over bacon are we?

Bacon: It's good enough to fight for.

Title: Re: Police: Pa. woman assaulted grandson over bacon
Post by: Bodadh on June 30, 2011, 07:20:08 PM

WTF is wrong with that woman? :argh:


Now that I got my moral indignation out of the way I would hurt a fool who got too close to my bacon. :drool:

Title: Re: Police: Pa. woman assaulted grandson over bacon
Post by: BattleHymn on June 30, 2011, 07:23:30 PM

Quote from: Ptarmigan on June 30, 2011, 04:37:26 PM

Police: Pa. woman assaulted grandson over bacon

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Title: Re: Police: Pa. woman assaulted grandson over bacon
Post by: longview on June 30, 2011, 08:10:09 PM

I could see being protective of bacon.  Territorial, even.  I don't think I would harm someone, though. 





Naw... I'm pretty sure I wouldn't. 




At least not a grandchild.

Title: Re: Police: Pa. woman assaulted grandson over bacon
Post by: IassaFTots on June 30, 2011, 09:27:52 PM

Just never run out of bacon.  That is rule number one!

Title: Re: Police: Pa. woman assaulted grandson over bacon
Post by: NHSparky on July 01, 2011, 06:43:20 AM

I wanna be Burgess Meredith in Grumpy Old Men...

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1leLgTr9ytw&NR=1[/youtube]