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Title: Results from the first annual "Where Would the DUmmies Rather Live" poll
Post by: BannedFromDU on June 30, 2011, 12:02:40 PM
A recent DU poll asked a simple question - if you didn't live in the US, where would prefer to live? Here are the results:

England, Ireland, Netherlands, Germany, France, Canada, Scandinavia, New Zealand: 23 votes

Spain, Italy, Costa Rica, South America: 6 votes.

So, by a factor of almost 4 to one, DUmmies would rather live in places that are OVERWHELMINGLY WHITE. The six people who would stoop so far as to live amongst BROWN PEOPLE make clear that A LITTLE BROWN IS GOOD, TOO MUCH BROWN...NOT SO MUCH.

Notice the extreme lack of votes for socialist paradises like Venezuela, Cuba, North Korea, or Mugabeland. Notice that the glorious seat of human history, Iran/Iraq/Egypt, is also not represented.

Which basically means that the DUmmies would be ecstatic if they all simply moved to Newport Beach, California. No darkies there. At least, not TOO dark.


Title: Re: Results from the first annual "Where Would the DUmmies Rather Live" poll
Post by: franksolich on June 30, 2011, 12:08:03 PM
This of course was utterly predictable.
Title: Re: Results from the first annual "Where Would the DUmmies Rather Live" poll
Post by: Ballygrl on June 30, 2011, 12:09:21 PM
So they're racists?
Title: Re: Results from the first annual "Where Would the DUmmies Rather Live" poll
Post by: Ballygrl on June 30, 2011, 12:11:17 PM
And that doesn't surprise me anyway. You see celebrities running around spouting regressive talking points, then they go home to their cushy little majority white communities. I'd have more respect if the Springsteens and Bon Jovi's moved to place like Newark, but nooooooooo they live in safe Republican areas!
Title: Re: Results from the first annual "Where Would the DUmmies Rather Live" poll
Post by: Wineslob on June 30, 2011, 12:17:23 PM
So they're racists?


Na, unity in..............................unity....
Title: Re: Results from the first annual "Where Would the DUmmies Rather Live" poll
Post by: Karin on June 30, 2011, 12:54:47 PM
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At least, not TOO dark.

  A nice Coppertone tan is about where they draw the line, apparently.  Nobody mentioned an African country.  Wasn't that strange that nobody said Venezuela? 
Title: Re: Results from the first annual "Where Would the DUmmies Rather Live" poll
Post by: FreeBorn on June 30, 2011, 01:13:41 PM
A recent DU poll asked a simple question - if you didn't live in the US, where would prefer to live? Here are the results:

England, Ireland, Netherlands, Germany, France, Canada, Scandinavia, New Zealand: 23 votes

Spain, Italy, Costa Rica, South America: 6 votes.

So, by a factor of almost 4 to one, DUmmies would rather live in places that are OVERWHELMINGLY WHITE. The six people who would stoop so far as to live amongst BROWN PEOPLE make clear that A LITTLE BROWN IS GOOD, TOO MUCH BROWN...NOT SO MUCH.

Notice the extreme lack of votes for socialist paradises like Venezuela, Cuba, North Korea, or Mugabeland. Notice that the glorious seat of human history, Iran/Iraq/Egypt, is also not represented.

Which basically means that the DUmmies would be ecstatic if they all simply moved to Newport Beach, California. No darkies there. At least, not TOO dark.



Is Newport Beach the Kapitol of the Kalifornia Klan?



(http://neighborhood.cdn.movoto.com/CA/92660-population-by-race.png)
Title: Re: Results from the first annual "Where Would the DUmmies Rather Live" poll
Post by: Rebel on June 30, 2011, 01:15:18 PM
Italy, hmm. I think I would fit in better in Southern Italy. I talked with an Italian on a plane that said the southern part of Italy was essentially looked at the same way the South is here by the North. Northern Italy thinks their shit doesn't stink and look down on the southern Italians. Same way in Australia from what LC EFA says. ..."ceptin' it's differn't, I guess due to Coriolis Force  :-) . The Northern Aussies are looked down upon by the southerners. 
Title: Re: Results from the first annual "Where Would the DUmmies Rather Live" poll
Post by: Tucker on June 30, 2011, 01:21:09 PM
Iran/Iraq/Egypt, is also not represented.


Their idols would behead them before they got unpacked. The muzzies have no tolerance for the gheys. I read somewhere about one muslim country had found a new and creative use for gorilla glue.
Title: Re: Results from the first annual "Where Would the DUmmies Rather Live" poll
Post by: tanstaafl on June 30, 2011, 01:43:55 PM
>> England, Ireland, Netherlands, Germany, France, Canada, Scandinavia, New Zealand: 23 votes <<

Hey! What about Australia? Do they think it's a province of New Zealand? Probably thought that the tanned bodies of the Aussies are too dark to be their neighbors.

And, I better notify my relatives along the western and bavarian borders to set up checkpoints so no Dummie is missed in the "Too Stupid And Lazy To Be a Native German" listing. Just in case they do allow them in on anything other than a visitors 30 day visa. Also, I hope the DUmmies know that if the Germans notice they're not doing your job in manic and proficient manner, they will complain and have them run out, the little overacheivers.
Title: Re: Results from the first annual "Where Would the DUmmies Rather Live" poll
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 30, 2011, 01:49:05 PM
I think the wording is a little off...it should be something like this

"If forced to move out of Momma's basement, where would you rather be spoon fed and pampered."
Title: Re: Results from the first annual "Where Would the DUmmies Rather Live" poll
Post by: compaqxp on June 30, 2011, 03:27:47 PM
I can't see many of them wanting to come here with a conservative government and all.
Title: Re: Results from the first annual "Where Would the DUmmies Rather Live" poll
Post by: diesel driver on June 30, 2011, 07:04:07 PM
I can't see many of them wanting to come here with a conservative government and all.

DUmmies avoid conservatives like Dracula avoids crosses.
Title: Re: Results from the first annual "Where Would the DUmmies Rather Live" poll
Post by: jukin on June 30, 2011, 07:49:41 PM
What i gather from this poll is that even the DUchebags think that hard working and smart white people can have the best bloo...errr money and work to suckle.

Does anybody else see a different conclusion from those results?