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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: bijou on June 30, 2011, 09:35:50 AM

Title: 17th Century Conservative Cave
Post by: bijou on June 30, 2011, 09:35:50 AM: It has come to my attention that a lady in Florida hath exposed her cleavage after supping on the Devil's Brew. I expect she will soon be placed in the ducking stool.

What news hast thou to share?
Title: Re: 17th Century Conservative Cave
Post by: Chris_ on June 30, 2011, 09:46:18 AM: Thou knave hath accused us of being slovenly and intemperate biggots. Knowest he not his lower orifice from a common hole in thy soil.

Thy linke (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,54400.msg705958.html#msg705958)
Title: Re: 17th Century Conservative Cave
Post by: bijou on June 30, 2011, 10:02:05 AM: Quote from: chris_ on June 30, 2011, 09:46:18 AM
Thou nave hath accused us of being slovenly and intemperate biggots. Knowest he not his lower orifice from a common hole in thy soil.

Thy linke (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,54400.msg705958.html#msg705958)

It doth appear that there is a problem with the gate at Dr Jackson's new asylum for the possessed and bewildered.
Title: Re: 17th Century Conservative Cave
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on June 30, 2011, 11:19:16 AM: 'Sooth, the South Seas Company stock seems to be rising mightily! Thinkest thou that it is the proper time to purchase a position in it?

:popcorn:
Title: Re: 17th Century Conservative Cave
Post by: bijou on June 30, 2011, 11:23:24 AM: Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on June 30, 2011, 11:19:16 AM
'Sooth, the South Seas Company stock seems to be rising mightily! Thinkest thou that it is the proper time to purchase a position in it?

:popcorn:
Most certainly not. Thou wilst be most upset at the outcome and wilst wish thou had invested in tulips instead.
Title: Re: 17th Century Conservative Cave
Post by: Eupher on June 30, 2011, 11:29:30 AM: King James hath decreed that the Devil's Brew shan't be permitted for lady consumption. Wickedness and sloth and devilry quite rightly appear.

On the other hand, that ain't so bad after all...... :whistling:
Title: Re: 17th Century Conservative Cave
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on June 30, 2011, 11:47:08 AM: Quote from: bijou on June 30, 2011, 11:23:24 AM
Most certainly not. Thou wilst be most upset at the outcome and wilst wish thou had invested in tulips instead.

I shall act upon your wise counsel instanter, or no later than the 5th proxima, to be sure!
Title: Re: 17th Century Conservative Cave
Post by: Mike220 on June 30, 2011, 02:10:12 PM: I needest an ale...
Title: Re: 17th Century Conservative Cave
Post by: Chris_ on June 30, 2011, 02:13:34 PM: Quote from: Mike220 on June 30, 2011, 02:10:12 PM
I needest an ale...
Friday! Friday! Wherefore art thou, Friday?
Title: Re: 17th Century Conservative Cave
Post by: bijou on June 30, 2011, 02:20:44 PM: Quote from: Mike220 on June 30, 2011, 02:10:12 PM
I needest an ale...
I am most shocked. That frame of mind will leadeth to trouble. I hath heard tell of the young people who sayeth "holdeth mine ale and regard mine behaviour". Always it endeth badly.
Title: Re: 17th Century Conservative Cave
Post by: Eupher on June 30, 2011, 02:43:39 PM: Quote from: chris_ on June 30, 2011, 02:13:34 PM
Friday! Friday! Wherefore art thou, Friday?

Friday, a day of anticipation, hath shewn itself naught in these past days of woe.

Surely we shall dwell in the house of Thursday evermore.
Title: Re: 17th Century Conservative Cave
Post by: Janice on June 30, 2011, 04:38:53 PM: Knaves endure not. Friday revealeth itself on morning next.
Title: Re: 17th Century Conservative Cave
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on June 30, 2011, 10:41:20 PM: Quote from: bijou on June 30, 2011, 02:20:44 PM
I am most shocked. That frame of mind will leadeth to trouble. I hath heard tell of the young people who sayeth "holdeth mine ale and regard mine behaviour". Always it endeth badly.

Indeed, it hath come to mine own ears that this is doubly the case when the words issue from young rogues, yet it is also true that there are grave hazzards even for young maidens of the best breeding upon this same path!
Title: Re: 17th Century Conservative Cave
Post by: Ptarmigan on June 30, 2011, 11:29:55 PM: God hates thy bunnies.
Title: Re: 17th Century Conservative Cave
Post by: ExGeeEye on July 01, 2011, 12:28:02 AM: At rise of sun, I rouse myself,
In need of newness, I descend the stair,
The grain and whey are stirred in the cup,
Mine eyes do see, the morn passant,
The ticking of the clock putteth all in haste,
To fetch up a place in a waggon,
And lo, some auld acquaintance do appear
Possessâ€™d of a carriage.

A place atop,
Or forsooth, within,
I must chuse that
Which best doth suit.

For it is Friday,
The joy of which is the Jewâ€™s Sabbath and the Sunday,
Verily, it is Friday,
The joy of which is the Jewâ€™s Sabbath and the Sunday.

Celebrations, yea verily!
Celebrations, forsooth!
Felicity and pleasure abound in one
Espying the Sabbath and Sunday.

(Someone else carry on please, else let it die.)
Title: Re: 17th Century Conservative Cave
Post by: thelaughingman on July 01, 2011, 12:36:58 AM: Where beeth the portraits of the comely wenches here ineth their tightest bodices?
Title: Re: 17th Century Conservative Cave
Post by: bijou on July 01, 2011, 12:49:48 AM: Quote from: thelaughingman on July 01, 2011, 12:36:58 AM
Where beeth the portraits of the comely wenches here ineth their tightest bodices?
It doth appear that this thread has no worth without such portraits of hussies.
Title: Re: 17th Century Conservative Cave
Post by: AllosaursRus on July 01, 2011, 02:11:20 AM: Quote from: bijou on July 01, 2011, 12:49:48 AM
It doth appear that this thread has no worth without such portraits of hussies.

Where the ****eth be thy pics? (grin!)
Title: Re: 17th Century Conservative Cave
Post by: NHSparky on July 01, 2011, 06:53:40 AM: Calmeth thy bosoms, Allo:

(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/memes-samuel-l-ducreux.jpg)
Title: Re: 17th Century Conservative Cave
Post by: bijou on July 01, 2011, 12:01:23 PM: Quote from: thelaughingman on July 01, 2011, 12:36:58 AM
Where beeth the portraits of the comely wenches here ineth their tightest bodices?

This was meant to be a classy thread, and now I have to lower the tone. :-)

(http://historical-fiction.com/books/royalharlot.png)
Title: Re: 17th Century Conservative Cave
Post by: AllosaursRus on July 01, 2011, 12:24:08 PM: Quote from: bijou on July 01, 2011, 12:01:23 PM
This was meant to be a classy thread, and now I have to lower the tone. :-)

(http://historical-fiction.com/books/royalharlot.png)

heh! Just how long did ya think we could keep outa the toilet?

(http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg207/scaled.php?server=207&filename=cnhflush.gif&res=medium)
Title: Re: 17th Century Conservative Cave
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 01, 2011, 07:28:38 PM: Quote from: AllosaursRus on July 01, 2011, 12:24:08 PM
heh! Just how long did ya think we could keep outa the toilet?

(http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg207/scaled.php?server=207&filename=cnhflush.gif&res=medium)

AR, it's chamber pot, not "toilet."
Title: Re: 17th Century Conservative Cave
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on July 01, 2011, 07:55:32 PM: Quite, Mr. Rex, thou shouldst quit the garderobe and join the discrete pleasantrie in the Great Hall.
Title: Re: 17th Century Conservative Cave
Post by: seahorse513 on July 01, 2011, 11:09:30 PM: Romeo, Romeo, has thou forsaken thee Romeo?????
Title: Re: 17th Century Conservative Cave
Post by: Tucker on July 03, 2011, 05:27:43 AM: A pox upon thy house. Get thee mind out of the privy.
Title: Re: 17th Century Conservative Cave
Post by: Ree on July 03, 2011, 05:51:30 PM: Drinkith a cup to Ree who doth be dead, her wonderus boobage never to be seen again.
Title: Re: 17th Century Conservative Cave
Post by: Gina on July 03, 2011, 06:31:19 PM: What the helleth have I stumbleth into? :popcorn: