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Title: How NOT To Trim Your Hedges
Post by: compaqxp on June 28, 2011, 04:21:24 PM: He's either a Darwin award hopeful or preparing for the zombie apocalypse. Either way....

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHuJGhe4oGw&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]
Title: Re: How NOT To Trim Your Hedges
Post by: namvet on June 28, 2011, 04:44:18 PM: wasn't he in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ????
Title: Re: How NOT To Trim Your Hedges
Post by: thundley4 on June 28, 2011, 06:51:54 PM: Frelling idiot. That took more energy than just doing it the normal way. :mental:
Title: Re: How NOT To Trim Your Hedges
Post by: Thor on June 28, 2011, 06:53:49 PM: Must have been a Canadian idea......
Title: Re: How NOT To Trim Your Hedges
Post by: Gina on June 28, 2011, 06:56:03 PM: Does that waste of skin realize what would happen if that chainsaw bounced off of that hedge one time? :hammer:
Title: Re: How NOT To Trim Your Hedges
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 28, 2011, 07:16:28 PM: Quote from: Gina on June 28, 2011, 06:56:03 PM
Does that waste of ~~skin~~ sperm realize what would happen if that chainsaw bounced off of that hedge one time? :hammer:

Somehow, I don't think so.
Title: Re: How NOT To Trim Your Hedges
Post by: IassaFTots on June 28, 2011, 08:33:47 PM: His Mama has to be so proud.
Title: Re: How NOT To Trim Your Hedges
Post by: MrsSmith on June 28, 2011, 09:56:08 PM: Hopefully, he has no offspring...
Title: Re: How NOT To Trim Your Hedges
Post by: SaintLouieWoman on June 28, 2011, 10:07:44 PM: Quote from: MrsSmith on June 28, 2011, 09:56:08 PM
Hopefully, he has no offspring...

At the rate he's going, there won't be any so no worries. :-)
Title: Re: How NOT To Trim Your Hedges
Post by: LC EFA on June 28, 2011, 10:53:26 PM: Check out some of his other vids...

Given the amount of crap on TV today it'd not surprise me if this guy got his own show.
Title: Re: How NOT To Trim Your Hedges
Post by: DefiantSix on June 29, 2011, 02:48:13 PM: Quote from: LC EFA on June 28, 2011, 10:53:26 PM
Check out some of his other vids...

Given the amount of crap on TV today it'd not surprise me if this guy got his own show.

Too late; he's been a recurring contributor to Bill Engvall's show for years now. CMT airs it, I believe. :popcorn:
Title: Re: How NOT To Trim Your Hedges
Post by: namvet on June 29, 2011, 03:04:01 PM: Quote from: DefiantSix on June 29, 2011, 02:48:13 PM
Too late; he's been a recurring contributor to Bill Engvall's show for years now. CMT airs it, I believe. :popcorn:

im not sure if this suicide jockey can GIT R DONE
Title: Re: How NOT To Trim Your Hedges
Post by: DefiantSix on June 29, 2011, 03:05:24 PM: Quote from: namvet on June 29, 2011, 03:04:01 PM
im not sure if this suicide jockey can GIT R DONE

I'm pretty sure he had to set his SIGN down in order to shoot that video.

(http://cdn.teenhollywood.com/video-previews/heres-your-sign-bill-engvall--308x174.jpg)
Title: Re: How NOT To Trim Your Hedges
Post by: namvet on June 29, 2011, 03:26:05 PM: Quote from: DefiantSix on June 29, 2011, 03:05:24 PM
I'm pretty sure he had to set his SIGN down in order to shoot that video.

(http://cdn.teenhollywood.com/video-previews/heres-your-sign-bill-engvall--308x174.jpg)

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[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5ZkdHImCuQ[/youtube]
Title: Re: How NOT To Trim Your Hedges
Post by: Rebel on June 30, 2011, 12:17:20 PM: [youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbK9eybE35E[/youtube]
Title: Re: How NOT To Trim Your Hedges
Post by: namvet on June 30, 2011, 12:44:47 PM: (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3324/3423440799_97fd7f3d8d.jpg)

power tools are no laffing matter
Title: Re: How NOT To Trim Your Hedges
Post by: NHSparky on June 30, 2011, 01:00:57 PM: Looks like some of my neighbors.