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Title: Drunken Ohio Woman Accused of Spraying Deputies With Breast Milk (w/ mugshot)
Post by: bijou on June 28, 2011, 02:31:47 PM: A drunken Ohio woman was arrested Saturday after she allegedly sprayed sheriffâ€™s deputies with breast milk, the Delaware County Sheriff's Office said.

Stephanie Robinette, 30, reportedly a charter school teacher, is accused of getting drunk at a wedding and starting a dispute, hitting her husband a few times and eventually locking herself into her car.

Authorities say that whey they arrived she was screamed profanities and proceeded to remove her right breast from her dress and spray the deputies with her breast milk.

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/06/27/ohio-woman-gets-drunk-sprays-deputies-with-breast-milk/#ixzz1QbJhW8vl

(http://a57.foxnews.com/static/managed/img/Scitech/Sept/396/223/robinettestephanie1.jpg)
Title: Re: Drunken Ohio Woman Accused of Spraying Deputies With Breast Milk (w/ mugshot)
Post by: Texacon on June 28, 2011, 02:39:06 PM: Oh the mammaries she is going to have of that day.

KC
Title: Re: Drunken Ohio Woman Accused of Spraying Deputies With Breast Milk (w/ mugshot)
Post by: Texacon on June 28, 2011, 02:41:00 PM: Come to think of it .... if I had a nipple for every time bijou kept me abreast of some odd story I could be a happy man.

KC
Title: Re: Drunken Ohio Woman Accused of Spraying Deputies With Breast Milk (w/ mugshot)
Post by: Hawk on June 28, 2011, 02:42:12 PM: Hahahahahaha.
I want to see exactly how that ticket was written. How the hell will the judge keep a straight face?

"May we see the evidence ma'am?"
Title: Re: Drunken Ohio Woman Accused of Spraying Deputies With Breast Milk (w/ mugshot)
Post by: bijou on June 28, 2011, 02:48:29 PM: Good to see people milking the puns out of this story. :-)
Title: Re: Drunken Ohio Woman Accused of Spraying Deputies With Breast Milk (w/ mugshot)
Post by: Texacon on June 28, 2011, 02:52:00 PM: Quote from: bijou on June 28, 2011, 02:48:29 PM
Good to see people milking the puns out of this story. :-)

Sorry bij .... I lactose skills.

:-)

KC
Title: Re: Drunken Ohio Woman Accused of Spraying Deputies With Breast Milk (w/ mugshot)
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 28, 2011, 02:53:21 PM: Quote from: Texacon on June 28, 2011, 02:52:00 PM
Sorry bij .... I lactose skills.

:-)

KC

Down a quart, are we? :tongue:
Title: Re: Drunken Ohio Woman Accused of Spraying Deputies With Breast Milk (w/ mugshot)
Post by: Hawk on June 28, 2011, 03:04:05 PM: Slightly NSFW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7loP7OsLZ8

I had to.
Title: Re: Drunken Ohio Woman Accused of Spraying Deputies With Breast Milk (w/ mugshot)
Post by: Eupher on June 28, 2011, 03:32:40 PM: Quote from: Texacon on June 28, 2011, 02:52:00 PM
Sorry bij .... I lactose skills.

:-)

KC

Out-frigging standing!

h5!!!!
Title: Re: Drunken Ohio Woman Accused of Spraying Deputies With Breast Milk (w/ mugshot)
Post by: bijou on June 28, 2011, 03:37:18 PM: Quote from: Texacon on June 28, 2011, 02:52:00 PM
Sorry bij .... I lactose skills.

:-)

KC
Hahaha excellent! :rotf:
Title: Re: Drunken Ohio Woman Accused of Spraying Deputies With Breast Milk (w/ mugshot)
Post by: Eupher on June 28, 2011, 03:37:48 PM: I'll bet she filled that D cup right to the brim before spraying away.

And there's no doubt in my mind that she and her husband bequeathed a breast pump to the bride -- slightly used, of course.

All this to air-ee-ol'-a out a drunken brawl.