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Title: Dorkio's list needs help.
Post by: Vagabond on June 28, 2011, 11:35:04 AM
Mr. Dorkio fifty things he can'tdo on DU. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1375255)
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MrScorpio  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jun-27-11 10:08 PM
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50 Things That I'm Not Allowed To Do On DU... 
 Edited on Mon Jun-27-11 10:47 PM by MrScorpio
1.   Not Funny

2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9.....

A lotta crap in between.

42,43,44,45,46,47,48,49
 
50. Do not attempt to bring humor into GD.

Humor?  DU doesn't do humor.  Ah, hell, he needs a lot of help here,really.

I'll start.

Things you can't do on DU:

1.  Mention, even sertipously, conservative cave or conservative underground.

2.  Tell Lioness that if you were a lesbian you'd look at yourself in the mirror all day.

3.  Mention that AIDS is a avoidable disease.

4.  Refer to the current administration as "Obama-lama and the Ding Dongs."

5.  Point out that ruining public buildings with permanant marker doesn't win friends and influence people.

...

Eh, it's a start

 
Title: Re: Dorkio's list needs help.
Post by: jukin on June 28, 2011, 11:54:52 AM
Have there been over a 100,000 pizzas delivered at the DUmp yet?
Title: Re: Dorkio's list needs help.
Post by: Karin on June 28, 2011, 12:50:49 PM
Groan.  I hate it when they try to be funny.  It's cringe-inducing. 

What's an IPA?
Title: Re: Dorkio's list needs help.
Post by: GCBill on June 28, 2011, 02:22:52 PM
Quote from: Karin on June 28, 2011, 12:50:49 PM
Groan.  I hate it when they try to be funny.  It's cringe-inducing. 

What's an IPA?

India Pale Ale.
Title: Re: Dorkio's list needs help.
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 28, 2011, 02:55:17 PM
Quote from: Karin on June 28, 2011, 12:50:49 PM
Groan.  I hate it when they try to be funny.  It's cringe-inducing. 

What's an IPA?
Brusha, brusha, brusha,
New Ipana toothpaste.

No one here remembers that.
Title: Re: Dorkio's list needs help.
Post by: Karin on June 28, 2011, 02:57:48 PM
I don't.  Yr old.   :lmao:
Title: Re: Dorkio's list needs help.
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 28, 2011, 03:20:00 PM
Quote from: Karin on June 28, 2011, 02:57:48 PM
I don't.  Yr old.   :lmao:
The jingle was sung by Bucky Beaver, the spokesrodent for Ipana toothpaste.
Title: Re: Dorkio's list needs help.
Post by: thundley4 on June 28, 2011, 04:12:20 PM
Quote from: GOBUCKS on June 28, 2011, 03:20:00 PM
The jingle was sung by Bucky Beaver, the spokesrodent for Ipana toothpaste.

Never heard of it.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0po-g28uTg[/youtube]
Title: Re: Dorkio's list needs help.
Post by: GCBill on June 28, 2011, 07:00:48 PM
Another thing you cannot do on DU:

Tell the truth about socialism, about how it is a parasitical system that relies on capitalism to create the wealth to redistribute.

The Marxists who see socialism and communism as the be all and end all of "freedom" would be in for a rude shock if their misguided efforts were successful. Or maybe they wouldn't... universal destitution is the ultimate in egalitarianism.