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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: BannedFromDU on June 26, 2011, 10:13:38 AM

Title: Grab bag of questions for lurking DUmmies.
Post by: BannedFromDU on June 26, 2011, 10:13:38 AM
Hello, you stupid ****s.

1. Why did Hugo go to Cuba for healthcare in the first place? Was it because it's free there, and Hugo is a tightwad, or did he have to bring hard currency from stealing nationalizing stuff?

2.  This Prosser story is now being carried on Fox News and Forbes, two sources that you say print absolutely false stories, and which you discount completely when someone posts links on DU. Does that now mean that the Prosser story is false? After all, "Faux Snooz" only prints lies...

3. Why is the destruction of Minot homes not exactly the same as New Orleans' destruction from Katrina? We know 0bama doesn't care about white people who don't live in LA, San Fran, NYC, Chicago, Boston, and DC, but I thought YOU guys did. When does Minot get its telethon? We know that 0bama drinks pints of Guinness when tornadoes kill hundreds...do he, like, do shots when floodwaters rise?

4. Why, if you guys are so thin-skinned when it comes to fat jokes, and you will defend until your gravy-soaked death that your own fat****itude is glandular, do you call Gov. Christie fat so often?

Chew on those for a while, ****heads.
Title: Re: Grab bag of questions for lurking DUmmies.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 26, 2011, 10:22:49 AM
Hello, you stupid ****s.

1. Why did Hugo go to Cuba for healthcare in the first place? Was it because it's free there, and Hugo is a tightwad, or did he have to bring hard currency from stealing nationalizing stuff?

2.  This Prosser story is now being carried on Fox News and Forbes, two sources that you say print absolutely false stories, and which you discount completely when someone posts links on DU. Does that now mean that the Prosser story is false? After all, "Faux Snooz" only prints lies...

3. Why is the destruction of Minot homes not exactly the same as New Orleans' destruction from Katrina? We know 0bama doesn't care about white people who don't live in LA, San Fran, NYC, Chicago, Boston, and DC, but I thought YOU guys did. When does Minot get its telethon? We know that 0bama drinks pints of Guinness when tornadoes kill hundreds...do he, like, do shots when floodwaters rise?

4. Why, if you guys are so thin-skinned when it comes to fat jokes, and you will defend until your gravy-soaked death that your own fat****itude is glandular, do you call Gov. Christie fat so often?

Chew on those for a while, ****heads.

H5, and K&R . . .  :tongue:
Title: Re: Grab bag of questions for lurking DUmmies.
Post by: Freeper on June 26, 2011, 10:27:26 AM
DUmmy answers in red,

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1. Why did Hugo go to Cuba for healthcare in the first place? Was it because it's free there, and Hugo is a tightwad, or did he have to bring hard currency from stealing nationalizing stuff? You hate brown people!!111111

2.  This Prosser story is now being carried on Fox News and Forbes, two sources that you say print absolutely false stories, and which you discount completely when someone posts links on DU. Does that now mean that the Prosser story is false? After all, "Faux Snooz" only prints lies...
Faux Snooze is covering it so the GOP can start lying about it
3. Why is the destruction of Minot homes not exactly the same as New Orleans' destruction from Katrina? We know 0bama doesn't care about white people who don't live in LA, San Fran, NYC, Chicago, Boston, and DC, but I thought YOU guys did. When does Minot get its telethon? We know that 0bama drinks pints of Guinness when tornadoes kill hundreds...do he, like, do shots when floodwaters rise? Bush Lied people died

4. Why, if you guys are so thin-skinned when it comes to fat jokes, and you will defend until your gravy-soaked death that your own fat****itude is glandular, do you call Gov. Christie fat so often? Rush is a fat pedophile and Breitbart has Syphilis oh yeah and Bush is evil!!!!!111111
Title: Re: Grab bag of questions for lurking DUmmies.
Post by: I_B_Perky on June 26, 2011, 07:13:41 PM
DUmmy answers in red,


 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

H5!
Title: Re: Grab bag of questions for lurking DUmmies.
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on June 27, 2011, 05:32:38 PM
How can you claim abortion is about a woman's right to control her own body when the majority of babies being aborted are for no reason than the fact they will grow-up to be women?
Title: Re: Grab bag of questions for lurking DUmmies.
Post by: Boudicca on June 27, 2011, 10:44:57 PM
How can you claim abortion is about a woman's right to control her own body when the majority of babies being aborted are for no reason than the fact they will grow-up to be women?

With the notable exceptions of rape and the life of the mother, a woman can control her body and keep her legs closed if she's so concerned about getting knocked up.  Oh wait.  How could I forget?  Society's made is so easy to kill the baby. :censored:

I consider incest when one party is a minor just another form of rape.

So, women, just use a form of birth control yourselves if you wanna have fun and to be doubly safe, make him slap on a condom.  If you want the right to control your body, accept the responsibility if you don't plan ahead for birth control.  Yeah, it's a double standard, but when's the last time a guy got pregnant.
Title: Re: Grab bag of questions for lurking DUmmies.
Post by: Attero Dominatus on June 28, 2011, 09:31:01 PM
My own question for the DUmbshits.

Why do you guys vouch for Hugo Chavez but never bother to move to Venezuela? Or even give up your property to others?
Title: Re: Grab bag of questions for lurking DUmmies.
Post by: cmypay on June 29, 2011, 09:25:44 AM
My question:

Why is violence OK when directed toward conservatives, especially conservative talk show hosts?
Title: Re: Grab bag of questions for lurking DUmmies.
Post by: BannedFromDU on June 29, 2011, 09:28:30 AM
My own question for the DUmbshits.

Why do you guys vouch for Hugo Chavez but never bother to move to Venezuela? Or even give up your property to others?


Because they hate brown people, period. I will prove this to you shortly.
Title: Re: Grab bag of questions for lurking DUmmies.
Post by: BannedFromDU on June 29, 2011, 11:28:00 AM

Because they hate brown people, period. I will prove this to you shortly.

One heaping helping of proof for you. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=439&topic_id=1383829&mesg_id=1383829)
Title: Re: Grab bag of questions for lurking DUmmies.
Post by: Wineslob on June 29, 2011, 12:06:20 PM
DUmmies, once we give you the biggest **** YOU you've ever seen in 2012, where can we put your bodies?
Title: Re: Grab bag of questions for lurking DUmmies.
Post by: Karin on June 29, 2011, 02:01:19 PM
Interesting. 

Beth is waiting for her mother to kick it, and then she's off to El Salvador.  Bon voyage!!! 
Title: Re: Grab bag of questions for lurking DUmmies.
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 29, 2011, 02:40:25 PM
Interesting. 

Beth is waiting for her mother to kick it, and then she's off to El Salvador.  Bon voyage!!! 

That should be interesting. The coyotes are usually deadheading when they travel south.
Should be lots of room in the trailer.
Title: Re: Grab bag of questions for lurking DUmmies.
Post by: Ballygrl on June 29, 2011, 03:53:14 PM
I have a question.

In the argument over which minority group you stand with, do you stand with the black community even though they're against "gay marriage" or do you stand with the "gay community"?
Title: Re: Grab bag of questions for lurking DUmmies.
Post by: thundley4 on June 29, 2011, 03:55:33 PM
I have a question.

In the argument over which minority group you stand with, do you stand with the black community even though they're against "gay marriage" or do you stand with the "gay community"?

As far as Obama goes, he has to pander somewhat to the Gheys.  They are fewer in number, but more likely to vote against Obama than blacks are. IMO
Title: Re: Grab bag of questions for lurking DUmmies.
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 29, 2011, 03:57:48 PM
I have a question.

In the argument over which minority group you stand with, do you stand with the black community even though they're against "gay marriage" or do you stand with the "gay community"?
To be a good dem, you have to stand with queer blacks. But be sure you stand facing them.
Title: Re: Grab bag of questions for lurking DUmmies.
Post by: BannedFromDU on June 29, 2011, 04:14:59 PM
I have a question.

In the argument over which minority group you stand with, do you stand with the black community even though they're against "gay marriage" or do you stand with the "gay community"?


    The hierarchy of Liberal Pet Statuses has been amply demonstrated by the recent Tracy Morgan episodes:

    Fags > Black people who keep their mouths shut> disabled people > Black people who talk about fags or disabled people.

    Case closed.