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Title: It's a mean, mean thing I do by posting this here.
Post by: poorpoorme on June 26, 2011, 09:00:33 AM: :whistling:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9720213
Title: Re: It's a mean, mean thing I do by posting this here.
Post by: franksolich on June 26, 2011, 09:02:39 AM: Oh my.

It's the primitives bitching about nicknames they were given as kids.

For the record, franksolich was nicknamed "weasel" in real life because of his wonderful talent for getting out of, uh, awkward situations with grace and class.
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Post by: Bodadh on June 26, 2011, 09:04:38 AM: I didn't get a nickname as a kid! :bawl:
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Post by: franksolich on June 26, 2011, 09:11:09 AM: Quote
applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Sat Jun-25-11 10:18 PM
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What were your nicknames as kids. Some asshole named me Bimbo and it stuck for a few years.

My crew of girls also went through a phase as tweens when we named ourselves after illicit drugs. Alison was Alice-D, Sarah was Sarhash, I was Wendope and Tamara was ....... Tamarawana LOL!. We were so naive. We had no idea about drugs. But for that week we called each other by these names we thought we were so cool.

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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Sat Jun-25-11 10:27 PM
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2. Mickey. I hated it.

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7wo7rees (131 posts) Sat Jun-25-11 11:11 PM
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4. Fat ****.

We weren't cool.

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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Sun Jun-26-11 12:28 AM
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5. Kali

hot tamale

You know, actually the Kali primitive, not to be confused with the bitter old Vermontese cali primitive, who's from southernmost Texas, is probably the best-looking of the primitive women; and the most hygienic too.

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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Sun Jun-26-11 12:35 AM
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6. Spider, Question Mark, Pepperbottom

Were a few

Now he's just called a stupid drug addict.
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Post by: JohnnyReb on June 26, 2011, 09:29:10 AM: The ones from my crowd of high school friends were....

Squire.....because he was always so well dressed....really.

Jew....because he was a tightwad....but not jewish

Rabbi....because his daddy was a preacher....also not jewish

Rip.....because he took judo and thought he was tough...NOT

Beetle Bailey...me, because at school I was lazy and didn't worry

Messiah....because he was the one Jewish kid in the whole county

Killer...the ladies man...before Flip Wilson made it popular
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Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 26, 2011, 10:34:56 AM: I had a nickname or two, but I don't remember them.

Funny, this was the ad in the margin of the DUmp thread:

(http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/simgad/3887212579468738446)
Title: Re: It's a mean, mean thing I do by posting this here.
Post by: BannedFromDU on June 26, 2011, 10:39:14 AM: Quote
Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Sun Jun-26-11 12:35 AM
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6. Spider, Question Mark, Pepperbottom

Were a few

Spider, as in Spider Monkey, as in "Why do you masturbate like a spider monkey? I'm going to call you spider."

Question Mark, as in, "Dude, stop begging me for food and weed. Every sentence from your mouth ends with a question mark. I'm going to call you question mark."

Pepperbottom, as in, "God, you are a hot piece of ass. I didn't think I liked boys until I saw you in class. Don't tell anyone; I could lose my teaching certificate. And I'm going to call you pepperbottom. Your essay is due tomorrow, by the way."
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Post by: BEG on June 26, 2011, 10:49:51 AM: Grody and Gracey.
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Post by: Ballygrl on June 26, 2011, 11:49:24 AM: Quote
Flaxbee (1000+ posts) Sun Jun-26-11 02:14 AM
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10. "Bimbo" should be taken as a compliment - carefree, happy go lucky

Since when?
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Post by: GOBUCKS on June 26, 2011, 12:12:54 PM: Quote
Flaxbee (1000+ posts) Sun Jun-26-11 02:14 AM
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10. "Bimbo" should be taken as a compliment - carefree, happy go lucky
He forgot to add "oblivious" and "easy".
Title: Re: It's a mean, mean thing I do by posting this here.
Post by: Bodadh on June 26, 2011, 01:02:35 PM: Quote from: BlueStateSaint on June 26, 2011, 10:34:56 AM
I had a nickname or two, but I don't remember them.

Funny, this was the ad in the margin of the DUmp thread:

(http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/simgad/3887212579468738446)

I am clicking confirm as hard as I can but nothing is happening!!!!!! :???:
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Post by: compaqxp on June 26, 2011, 01:45:10 PM: I got nicknames as a kid, so not bad some just downright mean thanks to the colour of my hair. Who knew being a ginger would create so many issues as a kid, then again I was the only one in about 250 kids so I kind of stood out.
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Post by: GOBUCKS on June 26, 2011, 02:00:11 PM: Quote from: compaqxp on June 26, 2011, 01:45:10 PM
I got nicknames as a kid, so not bad some just downright mean thanks to the colour of my hair. Who knew being a ginger would create so many issues as a kid, then again I was the only one in about 250 kids so I kind of stood out.
Did anyone use the term "ginger" before that South Park episode?
Title: Re: It's a mean, mean thing I do by posting this here.
Post by: compaqxp on June 26, 2011, 02:03:29 PM: Quote from: GOBUCKS on June 26, 2011, 02:00:11 PM
Did anyone use the term "ginger" before that South Park episode?

I'm not really sure. I just know people around me started using it so I did too.
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Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 26, 2011, 02:05:15 PM: Quote from: Bodadh on June 26, 2011, 01:02:35 PM
I am clicking confirm as hard as I can but nothing is happening!!!!!! :???:

The worst part of it is that she appears to be topless. :bawl: :tongue: :fuelfire:
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Post by: miskie on June 26, 2011, 05:24:31 PM: I was Rooster - a corruption of my last name - and my last name was often substituted in Toto's song Rosanna.
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Post by: Gina on June 26, 2011, 05:47:09 PM: I was GinaBug but only my dad called me that.
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Post by: I_B_Perky on June 26, 2011, 06:55:09 PM: My nickname was... and still is... wait for it now.... Perky!!!

Actually it was Little Perky. My Dad was Perky. Everyone dropped the "Little" when I hit 6'3'' in 8th grade. :-)