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Title: Grand Marshall Rear Ends/ Kills Gay Man, Parade Cancelled
Post by: FreeBorn on June 25, 2011, 08:57:24 PM
Who knew Alaska had gays? Well, there's one less now. At the start of a gay pride parade in Anchorage a 50 year old gay man marching with a banner wound up under the Grand Marshall's car. Oops.  :popcorn:

http://www.ktuu.com/news/ktuu-traffic-fatality-halts-gay-pride-fest-parade-20110625,0,562191.story
Title: Re: Grand Marshall Rear Ends/ Kills Gay Man, Parade Cancelled
Post by: thelaughingman on June 25, 2011, 10:08:16 PM
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Editor's Note: This is an updated version of this morning's story. The victim was James L Crump, 50, of Anchorage, not a female as originally reported.

 :rotf:

The whole article is just filled with little nuggets like that.

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Police say James L Crump, 50, of Anchorage, died after he was struck by a 1971 Triumph Stag convertible, which was carrying grand marshal of the Pridefest Parade Doug Frank.

The driver of the vehicle, Edith Baily, 70, of Eagle River and Frank were unharmed.

Doug Frank is an old fart, too: http://www.bentalaska.com/2011/06/doug-frank-grand-marshal-for-alaska-pride-fest-2011/ .  What's with all the old-fart gays?

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Police officers who were nearby at the time of the accident attempted to revive Crump using CPR

Yeah, sure they did.

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"As I understand, the vehicle hit him and continued on," said Anchorage Police Department spokesperson Lt. Dave Parker. "I don't know if there was a mechanical problem or not."

70-year-old driver, Einstein.  SEVENTY!!!

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Parade organizers promptly canceled the parade and directed parade goers to the Delaney Park Strip, where festivities continued in a subdued manner.

Honestly!  This is the gayest article I've ever read!

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"We just came out to see the parade and were waiting for it to start,"

Are these people trying to do this?

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Crump was a registered nurse

Of course s/he was.

Title: Re: Grand Marshall Rear Ends/ Kills Gay Man, Parade Cancelled
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on June 26, 2011, 12:27:40 PM
Well, he got to go out as he would have wished - rammed for all he was worth from behind by a stag.
Title: Re: Grand Marshall Rear Ends/ Kills Gay Man, Parade Cancelled
Post by: Mr Mannn on June 26, 2011, 01:32:02 PM
Just think of all the poor kids along the parade route...Now they'll never see naked men marching with whips and bondage gear. They will never see open sex acts out in public.

They will never be able to laugh and point at all the freaks in the parade. (or vomit)

Now the phrase "That's so gay." will just mean "That's so lame."
Title: Re: Grand Marshall Rear Ends/ Kills Gay Man, Parade Cancelled
Post by: FreeBorn on June 26, 2011, 07:08:21 PM
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on June 26, 2011, 12:27:40 PM
Well, he got to go out as he would have wished - rammed for all he was worth from behind by a stag.
:lmao:^
Title: Re: Grand Marshall Rear Ends/ Kills Gay Man, Parade Cancelled
Post by: thelaughingman on June 27, 2011, 12:02:01 AM
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on June 26, 2011, 12:27:40 PM
Well, he got to go out as he would have wished - rammed for all he was worth from behind by a stag.

Aw, hell!  I completely missed that one!
Title: Re: Grand Marshall Rear Ends/ Kills Gay Man, Parade Cancelled
Post by: Gina on June 27, 2011, 01:53:45 AM
Rearended?    :lmao:

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"As I understand, the vehicle hit him and continued on," said Anchorage Police Department spokesperson Lt. Dave Parker. "I don't know if there was a mechanical problem or not."


  :lmao:
Title: Re: Grand Marshall Rear Ends/ Kills Gay Man, Parade Cancelled
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 28, 2011, 09:16:05 PM
Tragic - now the other Alaskan queer will have to move back to San Francisco.