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Title: CHAVEZ DEAD (per Twitter)
Post by: BannedFromDU on June 25, 2011, 06:13:48 PM
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Wait... What? Hugo Chavez dies in Cuba. (WikileaksAR)
   
http://twitter.com/#!/WikileaksAR/status/84734063038038...

Please oh please oh please oh please... (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1363375)



OH MY GOD THIS MIGHT BE CHAVEZ-MAS!!!!!!!1111!
Title: Re: CHAVEZ DEAD (per Twitter)
Post by: franksolich on June 25, 2011, 06:14:28 PM
<<on bended knees right now, appealing to Heaven that it's so.
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Post by: compaqxp on June 25, 2011, 06:14:36 PM
And heads explode in 3...2...1
Title: Re: CHAVEZ DEAD (per Twitter)
Post by: franksolich on June 25, 2011, 06:15:36 PM
Current headline on Drudge: 'CHAVEZ CRITICAL'.
Title: Re: CHAVEZ DEAD (per Twitter)
Post by: BannedFromDU on June 25, 2011, 06:16:14 PM
Current headline on Drudge: 'CHAVEZ CRITICAL'.

Die, mother****er...in a CUBAN hospital. DIE. (http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/news/2011/06/25/report-hugo-chavez-in-critical-condition-in-cuba/#ixzz1QJt1dSw9)
Title: Re: CHAVEZ DEAD (per Twitter)
Post by: franksolich on June 25, 2011, 06:19:23 PM
According to freerepublic, the hoary old bloodthirsty tyrant is dead, but I dunno if they're using the same source as the primitives.
Title: Re: CHAVEZ DEAD (per Twitter)
Post by: Evil_Conservative on June 25, 2011, 06:20:45 PM
I really hope this news is true.  PLEASE!!
Title: Re: CHAVEZ DEAD (per Twitter)
Post by: Gina on June 25, 2011, 06:20:56 PM
Prayers going to his death :bird:
Title: Re: CHAVEZ DEAD (per Twitter)
Post by: franksolich on June 25, 2011, 06:22:14 PM
Has EMataHari been at that campfire yet?

Or perhaps she's still too busy making cornbread bowls for chili.
Title: Re: CHAVEZ DEAD (per Twitter)
Post by: Gina on June 25, 2011, 06:24:15 PM
If he is dead, it will be interesting to see if Obama kisses his ass in the coffin
Title: Re: CHAVEZ DEAD (per Twitter)
Post by: franksolich on June 25, 2011, 06:24:33 PM
I was hoping the Venezuelans would pull a Ceseascu on Yugo, but this'll do.
Title: Re: CHAVEZ DEAD (per Twitter)
Post by: BannedFromDU on June 25, 2011, 06:25:04 PM
Has EMataHari been at that campfire yet?

Or perhaps she's still too busy making cornbread bowls for chili.


     She's with Judi Lynn, saying a hatful of novenas and culling a list of people to blame.
Title: Re: CHAVEZ DEAD (per Twitter)
Post by: BannedFromDU on June 25, 2011, 06:26:12 PM
If he is dead, it will be interesting to see if Obama kisses his ass in the coffin


     He'll be buried upside down with a wedge separating his buttcheeks for easy DUmmie access.
Title: Re: CHAVEZ DEAD (per Twitter)
Post by: franksolich on June 25, 2011, 06:26:41 PM
She's with Judi Lynn, saying a hatful of novenas and culling a list of people to blame.

That wouldn't surprise me.
Title: Re: CHAVEZ DEAD (per Twitter)
Post by: BannedFromDU on June 25, 2011, 06:29:53 PM
That wouldn't surprise me.


     We will be on it. If we murdered Andy, you KNOW we murdered Chavez.
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Post by: JohnnyReb on June 25, 2011, 07:07:28 PM
Well, at least his Cuban healthcare was free, was it not?

The funeral won't be so cheap.
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Post by: DefiantSix on June 25, 2011, 07:12:00 PM
Well, at least his Cuban healthcare was free, was it not?

The funeral won't be so cheap.

It could be for Venezuela:  all they have to do is refuse delivery when the Cuban postman shows up at the door with his punk ass.
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Post by: Gina on June 25, 2011, 07:13:16 PM
(http://patdollard.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/obama_crying.jpg)
Title: Re: CHAVEZ DEAD (per Twitter)
Post by: Tucker on June 25, 2011, 07:27:05 PM
Did Beth pay Hugo a visit and give him the gift that keeps on giving?

It killed Al Capone too.
Title: Re: CHAVEZ DEAD (per Twitter)
Post by: Tucker on June 25, 2011, 07:30:53 PM
(http://patdollard.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/obama_crying.jpg)

H5

Pic is so timely. And so stolen.
Title: Re: CHAVEZ DEAD (per Twitter)
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 25, 2011, 07:52:15 PM
Has EMataHari been at that campfire yet?

Or perhaps she's still too busy making cornbread bowls for chili.
There's never too much corn  bread around the camper.
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Post by: thundley4 on June 25, 2011, 08:00:41 PM
I blame Michael Moore if Yugo dies in Cuba.  Yugo saw Moore's "Sicko" and truly believed that Cuba had top rate medical facilities.
Title: Re: CHAVEZ DEAD (per Twitter)
Post by: Mr Mannn on June 25, 2011, 08:49:51 PM
Somewhere. Somehow. A DUmmy is blaming Bush for this death. Or at least he/she/it will find the fingerprints of Karl Rove in this mess.
Title: Re: CHAVEZ DEAD (per Twitter)
Post by: Skul on June 25, 2011, 10:15:24 PM
Wow, socialism is terminal? :lmao:
Whoda thunk.
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Post by: beefeater on June 25, 2011, 11:32:59 PM
Has EMataHari been at that campfire yet?

Or perhaps she's still too busy making cornbread bowls for chili.

Stupid Beth is kissing Hugo's ass on the Twitter
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(https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/716151726/New_Picture_reasonably_small.JPG)
48thave Elizabeth Ferrari
@GHalv We'd be so lucky to have the kind of clean elections that put #HugoChavez in power and kept him there.

Not sure why she has a pic of Howard Stern for an avatar though.

The Twat's Tweet (https://twitter.com/#!/48thave)

Title: Re: CHAVEZ DEAD (per Twitter)
Post by: sybilll on June 26, 2011, 12:23:21 AM
The Chavez knob slobber appears. 
EFerrari  (1000+ posts)        Sun Jun-26-11 12:05 AM
Response to Reply #33
35. I've no idea how he's doing.
 But don't prefer CIA for updates. lol
 
I hope she is building her shrine.

In all seriousness, a friend of mine and BallyGrl runs BreakingNews.  I sent him a DM (no, no dickpics, I am a chick), and he is checking.  So, this news may be speculative.  I try not to wish ill on those with which I disagree, but..........
Title: Re: CHAVEZ DEAD (per Twitter)
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on June 26, 2011, 12:34:03 AM
Someone must've accidentally thrown washwater on the SOB.
Title: Re: CHAVEZ DEAD (per Twitter)
Post by: sybilll on June 26, 2011, 12:58:07 AM
The Chavez knob slobber appears. 
EFerrari  (1000+ posts)        Sun Jun-26-11 12:05 AM
Response to Reply #33
35. I've no idea how he's doing.
 But don't prefer CIA for updates. lol
 
I hope she is building her shrine.

In all seriousness, a friend of mine and BallyGrl runs BreakingNews.  I sent him a DM (no, no dickpics, I am a chick), and he is checking.  So, this news may be speculative.  I try not to wish ill on those with which I disagree, but..........
Update.  :crybaby: My BreakingNews friend says this is still just a rumor. 
Title: Re: CHAVEZ DEAD (per Twitter)
Post by: Firechild on June 26, 2011, 01:01:46 AM
VENEZUELA
Is Hugo Chavez dead? Venezuela leader in critical condition in Cuba hospital with ‘pelvic abscess’
POSTED BY 100GF â‹… JUNE 25, 2011 â‹… LEAVE A COMMENT

ewwww, Pelvic Abscess???  Is that what happens when you talk out of your ass?   Why doesn't BO have that?   :???:

Sean Penn and Danny Glover aren't by his side?   

Title: Re: CHAVEZ DEAD (per Twitter)
Post by: franksolich on June 26, 2011, 05:53:33 AM
Update.  :crybaby: My BreakingNews friend says this is still just a rumor. 

Yeah, as of 5:00 a.m. central time, 4:00 a.m. mountain time, Sunday morning, it's still a rumor.

But a rumor that has yet to be denied.
Title: Re: CHAVEZ DEAD (per Twitter)
Post by: Ballygrl on June 26, 2011, 06:49:04 AM
Is that JAF Sybilll?
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Post by: miskie on June 26, 2011, 07:08:01 AM
If it turns out he is dead, what is stupid beth going to do when the news show pictures of Venezuelans celebrating ?
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Post by: franksolich on June 26, 2011, 07:09:21 AM
If it turns out he is dead, what is stupid beth going to do when the news show pictures of Venezuelans celebrating ?

Good question, sir.

She'll probably insist the photographs were "staged."
Title: Re: CHAVEZ DEAD (per Twitter)
Post by: Randy on June 26, 2011, 07:45:15 AM
Someone must've accidentally thrown wash Holy Water on the SOB.

Fixed  :-)
Title: Re: CHAVEZ DEAD (per Twitter)
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on June 26, 2011, 09:36:01 AM
Fixed  :-)

It was a Wizard of Oz reference, but yours works too.
Title: Re: CHAVEZ DEAD (per Twitter)
Post by: sybilll on June 26, 2011, 10:37:33 AM
Is that JAF Sybilll?
Nope.  Thundercat is actually behind the BreakingNews and WireUpdate twitter feeds.  Meant to tell you that hon.  My bad. 
Title: Re: CHAVEZ DEAD (per Twitter)
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 26, 2011, 10:41:01 AM
Yeah, as of 5:00 a.m. central time, 4:00 a.m. mountain time, Sunday morning, it's still a rumor.

But a rumor that has yet to be denied.

One can only hope, sir.

One can only hope . . . and trust in God.
Title: Re: CHAVEZ DEAD (per Twitter)
Post by: Skul on June 26, 2011, 11:18:55 AM
If true, I wonder if the MSM will run a picture of Cindy Shehag sprawled across his grave, weeping uncontrollably.

Two weeks later she pitches a tent in a ditch to protest Obama for having her hero killed.
Title: Re: CHAVEZ DEAD (per Twitter)
Post by: BannedFromDU on June 26, 2011, 11:35:06 AM
If true, I wonder if the MSM will run a picture of Cindy Shehag sprawled across his grave, weeping uncontrollably.

Two weeks later she pitches a tent in a ditch to protest Obama for having her hero killed.


She would then be at serious risk of being hit by my urine stream and/or my dance shoes, as I will be emptying a bladderful of Big Gulp and asparagus piss while doing the Funky Chicken on that bastard's final resting place.
Title: Re: CHAVEZ DEAD (per Twitter)
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 26, 2011, 11:38:56 AM
Two weeks later she pitches a tent in a ditch to protest Obama for having her hero killed.
No chance. It's clearly and solely the fault of George W. Bush.
Title: Re: CHAVEZ DEAD (per Twitter)
Post by: Skul on June 26, 2011, 11:43:26 AM
No chance. It's clearly and solely the fault of George W. Bush.
Funny thing is...there was actually a comment in that regard.
Title: Re: CHAVEZ DEAD (per Twitter)
Post by: Ballygrl on June 26, 2011, 11:45:59 AM
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WikileaksAR Wikileaks Argentina
Argentinean Embassy Cable: Confirmed - ALERT!! Hugo Chavez died of heart attack today in Cuba. 06/25/11 08:43AM 0438VZ/11
11 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply

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Wikileaks Argentina
WikileaksAR Wikileaks Argentina
Confirmado. URGENTE! Hugo Chavez murió esta mañana en Cuba a causa de ataque cardíaco. 06/25/11 08:43AM
Title: Re: CHAVEZ DEAD (per Twitter)
Post by: Gina on June 26, 2011, 11:51:22 AM


Is it for real?  I would think Drudge would already have it up
Title: Re: CHAVEZ DEAD (per Twitter)
Post by: Ballygrl on June 26, 2011, 11:52:59 AM
Is it for real?  I would think Drudge would already have it up

That's the most recent update from 11 hours ago.
Title: Re: CHAVEZ DEAD (per Twitter)
Post by: Gina on June 26, 2011, 11:53:52 AM
there isn't even news about him on cnn about even going to cuba :lmao:
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Post by: Ballygrl on June 26, 2011, 11:54:47 AM
there isn't even news about him on cnn about even going to cuba :lmao:

Has Fox even talked about it? it seems the only info I'm getting about Chavez is from the internet.
Title: Re: CHAVEZ DEAD (per Twitter)
Post by: Skul on June 26, 2011, 11:55:42 AM
Different thread, same subject.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x4896586
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al bupp  (1000+ posts)        Sat Jun-25-11 11:19 PM
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Chávez in Critical Condition In Cuban Hospital, report
 Source: Ya Libnan (Lebanon)

Hugo Chávez extended stay in a Cuban hospital is because he is in critical condition, according to a report in El Nuevo Herald.

The Venezuelan president, who was last seen in public June 9 and last heard from on June 12, on a phone call with Venezuelan state television, was said to have been treated for a pelvic abscess in Cuba.

During the call Chávez said that medical tests showed no sign of any “malignant” illness.

But according to the report in El Nuevo Herald, Chávez finds himself in “critical condition, not grave, but critical, in a complicated situation.”


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Corruption Winz (507 posts)      Sun Jun-26-11 11:04 AM
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51. Maybe he was right about George W. Bush being the devil...
 and now, he feels the wrath.
 
:lmao: :lmao: :rotf:
Title: Re: CHAVEZ DEAD (per Twitter)
Post by: Mr Mannn on June 26, 2011, 11:57:12 AM
When a Communist leader dies, the public generally isn't informed until a few days or weeks later.
This is so the party members can consolidate power, prop up leaders and get ready in advance to put down the celebrations of the people.

So we may not now that Hugo dies in agony until a week or more, and the exact date may never be certain.
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Post by: GOBUCKS on June 26, 2011, 12:04:49 PM
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WikileaksAR Wikileaks Argentina
Argentinean Embassy Cable: Confirmed - ALERT!! Hugo Chavez died of heart attack today in Cuba. 06/25/11 08:43AM 0438VZ/11
11 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply
And Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

I'm still not seeing confirmation of it from a reliable source (Drudge, freerepublic, Fox).

Of course, no one's been denying it either.

<<waiting and hoping.

oops, I modified GOBUCKS's post rather than quoting it.  sorry about that.
Title: Re: CHAVEZ DEAD (per Twitter)
Post by: diesel driver on June 26, 2011, 12:07:17 PM
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Corruption Winz (507 posts)      Sun Jun-26-11 11:04 AM
Response to Original message
51. Maybe he was right about George W. Bush being the devil...
 and now, he feels the wrath.

Yeah, Chavez will be smelling brimstone and sulphur up close and personal now.   :lmao:
Title: Re: CHAVEZ DEAD (per Twitter)
Post by: Rebel on June 26, 2011, 12:19:35 PM
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Elizabeth Ferrari
@GHalv We'd be so lucky to have the kind of clean elections that put #HugoChavez in power and kept him there.

This dumb bitch needs to be slapped up side the head with a Freightliner.
Title: Re: CHAVEZ DEAD (per Twitter)
Post by: franksolich on June 26, 2011, 01:53:43 PM
And Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

I'm still not seeing confirmation of it from a reliable source (Drudge, freerepublic, Fox).

Of course, no one's been denying it either.

<<waiting and hoping.

oops, I modified GOBUCKS's post rather than quoting it.  sorry about that.

Sorry about that, GOBUCKS, sir, and it is the second time it's happened--although the first time it happened was two years ago.  For a moderator, the "quote" and "modify" buttons are right next to each other, and I hit the wrong one......
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Post by: GOBUCKS on June 26, 2011, 02:03:04 PM
Sorry about that, GOBUCKS, sir, and it is the second time it's happened--although the first time it happened was two years ago.  For a moderator, the "quote" and "modify" buttons are right next to each other, and I hit the wrong one......
Not a problem at all. And for someone who doesn't do TV, my post would  make no sense anyway.
Title: Re: CHAVEZ DEAD (per Twitter)
Post by: Firechild on June 26, 2011, 08:26:19 PM
Not a word from Danny Glover or Sean Penn...Maybe one of them will be the new Prez of Venz  :-) Can you imagine Sean Penn with any kind of power?  Scary.
Title: Re: CHAVEZ DEAD (per Twitter)
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 26, 2011, 09:24:50 PM
Before Chavez, with all the oil wealth, VZ was less awful than most third world shitholes.
Can you imagine how bad it must be now, if the dictator has a serious illness and goes to Cuba for treatment?
Cuba? Where there's an even chance the lights will go out while you're in surgery?

Of course, before Castro, Havana was a great city.
Title: Re: CHAVEZ DEAD (per Twitter)
Post by: Revolution on June 27, 2011, 12:23:01 PM
Please dear Lord, let this rumor be true. I would have figured Fox would ha ve been all on it, but I haven't seen diddly as of yet.
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Post by: delilahmused on June 27, 2011, 01:36:42 PM
Couldn't happen to a nicer guy! Thank God he went to a Cuban hospital. Had he come here he might be doing better.

Cindie
Title: Re: CHAVEZ DEAD (per Twitter)
Post by: Wineslob on June 27, 2011, 01:52:49 PM
In other news: Is Hugo Chavez still dead?
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Post by: jukin on June 27, 2011, 02:37:47 PM
Hope it was a painful death.