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Title: Report: Hugo Chávez in Critical Condition In Cuban Hospital
Post by: FreeBorn on June 25, 2011, 05:12:53 PM: (http://a57.foxnews.com/latino.foxnews.com/static/managed/img/fn-latino/news/396/223/chavez%20castros%20crop.jpg)

The Venezuelan president, who was last seen in public June 9 and last heard from on June 12, on a phone call with Venezuelan state television, was said to have been treated for a pelvic abscess in Cuba.

During the call Chávez said that medical tests showed no sign of any "malignant" illness.

But according to the report in El Nuevo Herald, Chávez finds himself in "critical condition, not grave, but critical, in a complicated situation."

The Miami newspaper cited U.S. intelligence officials who wished to remain anonymous.

Fox News (http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/news/2011/06/25/report-hugo-chavez-in-critical-condition-in-cuba/#ixzz1QJt1dSw9)

Looks like Hugo is TOAST, folks !!! :yahoo: Chances are pretty good he's effed. :clap:
Title: Re: Report: Hugo ChÃ¡vez in Critical Condition In Cuban Hospital
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 25, 2011, 05:52:02 PM: If he had stolen more money, he could have gotten some real doctors in the USA...maybe his buddy and fellow socialist, Obama will slip him into the US.
Title: Re: Report: Hugo ChÃ¡vez in Critical Condition In Cuban Hospital
Post by: DefiantSix on June 25, 2011, 06:53:43 PM: [youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoHPHb4iDgo[/youtube]

:yahoo: :yahoo: :party: :yahoo: :yahoo:
Title: Re: Report: Hugo ChÃ¡vez in Critical Condition In Cuban Hospital
Post by: Mr Mannn on June 25, 2011, 09:52:19 PM: DU is discussing the twitter feed that says Hugo is most sincerely dead.
here is the CC link discussing this with all the twitter links so you don't have to wade thru the mess at DU.
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,61076.0.html
Title: Re: Report: Hugo ChÃ¡vez in Critical Condition In Cuban Hospital
Post by: Bodadh on June 25, 2011, 10:24:23 PM: Does this mean that the people don't get treated to new installments of Suddenly Chavez? Oh noes! :bawl:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/feb/09/suddenly-chavez-surprise-radio-show
Title: Re: Report: Hugo ChÃ¡vez in Critical Condition In Cuban Hospital
Post by: SaintLouieWoman on June 25, 2011, 10:41:02 PM: Don't they have hospitals in Venezuela? He's seriously in trouble if he has to resort to the DUmmies dream of hospital heaven, Cuba. :whatever:

Read elsewhere that it's probably the result of a STD. Oh, those crazed dictators. :-)
Title: Re: Report: Hugo ChÃ¡vez in Critical Condition In Cuban Hospital
Post by: dandi on June 25, 2011, 11:10:12 PM: I make it a rule to not wish a painful death upon anyone. In this case, I make an exception...
Title: Re: Report: Hugo ChÃ¡vez in Critical Condition In Cuban Hospital
Post by: sybilll on June 25, 2011, 11:43:28 PM: Quote from: wasp69 on June 25, 2011, 11:10:12 PM
I make it a rule to not wish a painful death upon anyone. In this case, I make an exception...

If, as reported elsewhere, he really did have a pelvic abscess, he is toast. My transplant coordinator friend says that = septic, which = you is dead. I guess the flag at DU will be lowered to.......oh wait, they don't fly a flag, unless it is rainbow, or on the bow of a flotilla.
I shall enjoy the mourning at the DU shrine of Chavez.
Title: Re: Report: Hugo ChÃ¡vez in Critical Condition In Cuban Hospital
Post by: FreeBorn on June 26, 2011, 12:02:17 AM: "I guess the flag at DU will be lowered to... oh wait, they don't fly a flag"...

:lmao: Thanks for the smile! Gee, I never knew my sh!t eating grin could stretch to 14 inches but there it went, just busted right out. :-)
Title: Re: Report: Hugo ChÃ¡vez in Critical Condition In Cuban Hospital
Post by: Bodadh on June 26, 2011, 12:26:43 AM: Ya know, it really wouldn't surprise me if he were quietly moved to the US to see specialist. He could be sitting in one of our best hospitals right now.
Title: Re: Report: Hugo ChÃ¡vez in Critical Condition In Cuban Hospital
Post by: NHSparky on June 26, 2011, 08:01:32 AM: Given that this paper is in fact the Spanish-language version of the Miami Herald, albeit formerly run by a Cuban refugee and as such all stories kind of have to be viewed in that prism...

This isn't good for two people 1--Chavez himself, and 2--fatboy Mikey Moore. Oh, wherever will he sing the praises of the Cuban healthcare system NOW???
Title: Re: Report: Hugo ChÃ¡vez in Critical Condition In Cuban Hospital
Post by: namvet on June 26, 2011, 08:46:32 AM: if he croaks wonder who takes over ???
Title: Re: Report: Hugo ChÃ¡vez in Critical Condition In Cuban Hospital
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on June 26, 2011, 10:13:44 AM: (http://img464.imageshack.us/img464/1002/dugravech5.jpg)
Title: Re: Report: Hugo ChÃ¡vez in Critical Condition In Cuban Hospital
Post by: Boudicca on June 26, 2011, 11:22:24 AM: I'm sure there are a few people out there who will miss ol' Hugo. Maybe one or two at our favorite Funny Farm even. :whistling:
Title: Re: Report: Hugo ChÃ¡vez in Critical Condition In Cuban Hospital
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 26, 2011, 04:47:00 PM: Quote from: Boudicca on June 26, 2011, 11:22:24 AM
I'm sure there are a few people out there who will miss ol' Hugo. Maybe one or two hundred at our favorite Funny Farm even. :whistling:

FIFY . . .
Title: Re: Report: Hugo ChÃ¡vez in Critical Condition In Cuban Hospital
Post by: SaintLouieWoman on June 26, 2011, 06:53:47 PM: Quote from: NHSparky on June 26, 2011, 08:01:32 AM
Given that this paper is in fact the Spanish-language version of the Miami Herald, albeit formerly run by a Cuban refugee and as such all stories kind of have to be viewed in that prism...

This isn't good for two people 1--Chavez himself, and 2--fatboy Mikey Moore. Oh, wherever will he sing the praises of the Cuban healthcare system NOW???

They'd keep coming to the US top secret. It would be such an embarassment for Moore to have to eat his words. I hope Chavez isn't admitted into the US if he tries, but wouldn't count on Obama to do that. He'd rather kick our allies than go against Chavez.
Title: Re: Report: Hugo ChÃ¡vez in Critical Condition In Cuban Hospital
Post by: DefiantSix on June 26, 2011, 09:44:58 PM: Quote from: SaintLouieWoman on June 26, 2011, 06:53:47 PM
They'd keep coming to the US top secret. It would be such an embarassment for Moore to have to eat his words. I hope Chavez isn't admitted into the US if he tries, but wouldn't count on Obama to do that. He'd rather kick our allies than go against Chavez.

Is there any possible way Team O'Bozo could spin it to say that it was O'Bozocare that saved Hugo, rather than the greatest medical system on the planet, which he's been systematically trying to destroy?
Title: Re: Report: Hugo ChÃ¡vez in Critical Condition In Cuban Hospital
Post by: SaintLouieWoman on June 26, 2011, 10:29:40 PM: Quote from: DefiantSix on June 26, 2011, 09:44:58 PM
Is there any possible way Team O'Bozo could spin it to say that it was O'Bozocare that saved Hugo, rather than the greatest medical system on the planet, which he's been systematically trying to destroy?
That wouldn't surprise me. He has no shame.
Title: Re: Report: Hugo ChÃ¡vez in Critical Condition In Cuban Hospital
Post by: Michael David Rawlings on June 30, 2011, 08:50:45 AM: Ah. Chavez is not well. Just breaks your heart.

:cheersmate:
Title: Re: Report: Hugo ChÃ¡vez in Critical Condition In Cuban Hospital
Post by: namvet on June 30, 2011, 09:15:39 AM: start an IV of crude oil
Title: Re: Report: Hugo ChÃ¡vez in Critical Condition In Cuban Hospital
Post by: namvet on July 01, 2011, 02:08:56 PM: Chavez has cancer

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvS__rGfx14[/youtube]
Title: Re: Report: Hugo Chávez in Critical Condition In Cuban Hospital
Post by: Attero Dominatus on July 01, 2011, 02:38:04 PM: If he dies, I hope the Venezuelan people use the resulting power vacuum to free themselves from his government's tyranny.