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Title: Once Again, DUmmies Discuss Why Keef Hates Minorities, Women
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 24, 2011, 02:32:18 PM
This has been going around for a few days, but deserves another run through:
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progressiveinaction (67 posts)      Fri Jun-24-11 02:04 PM
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Damn I love Kieth Olbermann but.
Look at his staff! Keith, would it be a problem to get a minority or two on the staff?
(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac32/gobucksnumbers/keefstaff.jpg)


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Bladian (66 posts)      Fri Jun-24-11 02:05 PM
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1. I guess I don't see why it's a problem, really
Those are the people on his staff. That's how the stars aligned. What's the issue?


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arcane1  (1000+ posts)      Fri Jun-24-11 02:11 PM
Response to Reply #6
11. Another possibility...
is that he hired the best candidates, and their racial makeup was irrelevant to the decision?

Hiring the best candidates is illegal.


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Taverner  (1000+ posts)        Fri Jun-24-11 02:24 PM
Response to Reply #13
31. How would a Young Barack Obama look in that picture?
Chances are, you'd be hard pressed to identify him as an African American

So there might be more minorities there than we think

DUmmy Taverner could not pick out a young Kenyan in a crowd of Norwegians.


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valerief  (1000+ posts)        Fri Jun-24-11 02:27 PM
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34. Maybe just 3 blacks, but a bunch more Latinos. And maybe they're all gay, too.

I think that's a near certainty.


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Luminous Animal (1000+ posts)        Fri Jun-24-11 02:12 PM
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14. Only nine women. Last time I looked, women comprise a bit more than half the population.

Yes, but most of the men are in the midst of gender reassignment. They are on probation until their dickectomy.


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progressiveinaction (67 posts)      Fri Jun-24-11 02:12 PM
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16. 2 out of 40 is good enough???
I expect more out of a progressive like Keith.



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Deep13  (1000+ posts)      Fri Jun-24-11 02:46 PM
Response to Reply #24
39. BZZZT! wrong.
First Al Gore is paying all of them. Second, we have a Civil Rights act in this country. Granted, you may have preferred the Constitution the way it was before the War of Northern Aggression, but as it is the 13th and 14th Amendments authorize such legislation.

Honestly, I see a few nonwhite people in there, so I guess I don't see the problem.



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postulater (1000+ posts)        Fri Jun-24-11 02:23 PM
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28. I see a couple, there's a guy with white hair and an overweight guy.

And they're both gay, too.
Title: Re: Once Again, DUmmies Discuss Why Keef Hates Minorities, Women
Post by: Karin on June 24, 2011, 03:30:42 PM
Oh, but they look at pictures of Tea Parties and say "Where are all the blacks?  Why is it all so white?  Never mind that one token black guy!  Or two." 
Title: Re: Once Again, DUmmies Discuss Why Keef Hates Minorities, Women
Post by: Skul on June 24, 2011, 03:38:27 PM
..And a bald guy.  Probably of the ghey persuasion.
Title: Re: Once Again, DUmmies Discuss Why Keef Hates Minorities, Women
Post by: Texacon on June 24, 2011, 04:25:13 PM
..And a bald guy.  Probably of the ghey persuasion.

Don't forget the fat people.  I don't see enough of those to represent either.  What about amputees?!  I don't see any of those!

Hey DU, could we break the American population down a little more.  I think there are entire groups of people being left out who want a job but they just don't want to WORK a job.

KC
Title: Re: Once Again, DUmmies Discuss Why Keef Hates Minorities, Women
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 24, 2011, 04:35:09 PM
Don't forget the fat people.  I don't see enough of those to represent either.  What about amputees?!  I don't see any of those!
He does hire midgets, but they're all in the back row.
Title: Re: Once Again, DUmmies Discuss Why Keef Hates Minorities, Women
Post by: GCBill on June 24, 2011, 06:38:57 PM
Oh, but they look at pictures of Tea Parties and say "Where are all the blacks?  Why is it all so white?  Never mind that one token black guy!  Or two." 

The bald white guy on Keef's immediate left is wearing a "Detroit Stars" (Negro League) jersey. Does that count for half?

(As if my beloved, beleaguered home town needs any more bad publicity - now we are associated with Krazy Keef & Kompany)
Title: Re: Once Again, DUmmies Discuss Why Keef Hates Minorities, Women
Post by: Ballygrl on June 24, 2011, 06:42:59 PM
I :heart: pia so much! :lmao:
Title: Re: Once Again, DUmmies Discuss Why Keef Hates Minorities, Women
Post by: DLR Pyro on June 25, 2011, 12:28:51 AM
(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac32/gobucksnumbers/keefstaff.jpg)

 
 
are those bottles of Rush Limbaugh's new tea that keef and a few others are holding?
Title: Re: Once Again, DUmmies Discuss Why Keef Hates Minorities, Women
Post by: Firechild on June 25, 2011, 12:40:48 AM
Oh, that's his staff?   I thought it was the only remaining people that watched the show.
Title: Re: Once Again, DUmmies Discuss Why Keef Hates Minorities, Women
Post by: DefiantSix on June 25, 2011, 12:42:28 AM
Oh, that's his staff?   I thought it was the only remaining people that watched the show.

Okay; that earned you a :hi5: .   :rotf:
Title: Re: Once Again, DUmmies Discuss Why Keef Hates Minorities, Women
Post by: GCBill on June 25, 2011, 12:48:10 AM
Oh, that's his staff?   I thought it was the only remaining people that watched the show.

How many starving children could have been fed with the money they are being paid?

Sure, then this group would be unemployed and starving, but then they could get the money in welfare and unemployment.

END THIS SHOW NOW! For the children!
Title: Re: Once Again, DUmmies Discuss Why Keef Hates Minorities, Women
Post by: DefiantSix on June 25, 2011, 12:51:47 AM
How many starving children could have been fed with the money they are being paid?

Sure, then this group would be unemployed and starving, but then they could get the money in welfare and unemployment.

END THIS SHOW NOW! For the children!

On top of everything else, I think AlGore pays this shiftless lot beer and travel money, on top of their regular pot and Cheetos fund.

DUmbshits should unite, storm the Queef Überdunce soundstage, and demand to be part of Queef's staff.
Title: Re: Once Again, DUmmies Discuss Why Keef Hates Minorities, Women
Post by: GCBill on June 25, 2011, 01:00:16 AM
On top of everything else, I think AlGore pays this shiftless lot beer and travel money, on top of their regular pot and Cheetos fund.

But do they get many adventures? If not, they should go on strike.

Quick! Someone call Taverner to help organize some industrial action at the Krazy Keef Kompound!
Title: Re: Once Again, DUmmies Discuss Why Keef Hates Minorities, Women
Post by: Firechild on June 25, 2011, 01:01:29 AM
Extreme left (guy) looks like one of our members avatars...that green M&M.  Oh and you're so correct...a definite Cheeto's problem going on there and we know Moochelle wouldn't approve of that in our diets.

...Ok, getting silly, time for me to knock it off and get some rest (:  Nite all <3
Title: Re: Once Again, DUmmies Discuss Why Keef Hates Minorities, Women
Post by: Bodadh on June 25, 2011, 01:13:25 AM

"Damn I love Kieth Olbermann but.
Look at his staff! Keith, would it be a problem to get a minority or two on the staff?"

What kind of a sick bean counter walks into a room full of people and makes sure that it has the proper ratio of race/gender/sexual preference and non meat eaters?

Bet you a buck this guys math would go out the window the instant someone at work told him they were letting him go because they need bring in a vegen lesbian of color to balance things out in the office. :whatever:
Title: Re: Once Again, DUmmies Discuss Why Keef Hates Minorities, Women
Post by: diesel driver on June 25, 2011, 03:36:46 AM
This has been going around for a few days, but deserves another run through:(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac32/gobucksnumbers/keefstaff.jpg)


I guess the guy right over Underwearman's left shoulder and the one in the back don't count.

The one over his right shoulder and the one at the extreme left of the photo cast enormous amounts of shade.  They are doing much better these days, since all the doorways have been widened to accommodate Keef's ego.