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Title: primitive wants a national Skins's island get-together
Post by: franksolich on June 24, 2011, 02:28:43 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=437x3349

Oh my.

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trumad  (1000+ posts)        Tue Jun-21-11 05:59 PM
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National DU conference--meeting?

Has there ever been serious consideration for such an event. I know in the old days there were quite a few of these....even ones that the admins attended.

I think if it was DU sponsored and paid for with donations, it might be fun and successful.

In other words, the truemud primitive doesn't want to pay his own way.

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EarlG ADMIN  (1000+ posts)        Fri Jun-24-11 10:59 AM
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1. It's really up to the members to organize gatherings and I know there have been a number of successful ones in the past -- I've been to a few myself. Unfortunately the admins don't really have the time or inclination to organize a big national event. DU's 10th anniversary would have been a good opportunity but we never got around to it. Maybe we'll do something for the 20th

One recalls that Lord Mablehead graced a primitive get-together with his presence in August 2008, during the Democrat National Convention in Denver.  The now-mausoleumed bloaty blubby "HawkeyeX" primitive had set it up, but forgot to invite the homeless bobbling primitive.  Lord Marblehead came to it, said "hello" to everybody, gingerly shook a few hands, and then went back to his more-important friends somewhere else.
Title: Re: primitive wants a national Skins's island get-together
Post by: Karin on June 24, 2011, 02:36:58 PM
Wouldn't it be fun to mole that; oh what stories we could bring back. 

Paid for with donations.....this thing would never get off the ground, as each DUmmie would expect all the other DUmmies to pay their way.  Air  fare,  posh hotels, cocktail parties, lavish meals, enter  tainment. 
Title: Re: primitive wants a national Skins's island get-together
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 24, 2011, 02:37:36 PM
Quote from: Karin on June 24, 2011, 02:36:58 PM
Wouldn't it be fun to mole that; oh what stories we could bring back. 

Paid for with donations.....this thing would never get off the ground, as each DUmmie would expect all the other DUmmies to pay their way.  Air  fare,  posh hotels, cocktail parties, lavish meals, enter  tainment. 

And blue  berries at the air  port, even!
Title: Re: primitive wants a national Skins's island get-together
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 24, 2011, 02:57:13 PM
If ever such a freak show were to happen, you can be sure Skimmer, Lord Marblehead, and the dull-witted but elusive Elad would be nowhere to be found. No way on earth those guys would want to associate with the lunatics who slither around the DUmp.
If they hold it here in red state hell, where a disproportionate number of DUmmies seem to live, I would attend their cock  tail party.
Title: Re: primitive wants a national Skins's island get-together
Post by: DefiantSix on June 24, 2011, 03:00:31 PM
Quote from: GOBUCKS on June 24, 2011, 02:57:13 PM
If ever such a freak show were to happen, you can be sure Skimmer, Lord Marblehead, and the dull-witted but elusive Elad would be nowhere to be found. No way on earth those guys would want to associate with the lunatics who slither around the DUmp.
If they hold it here in red state hell, where a disproportionate number of DUmmies seem to live, I would attend their cock  tail party.

 :rotf: Didn't realize you swung that way, GOBUCKS. :confused:  Ah well, to each their own, I guess. :rotf:
Title: Re: primitive wants a national Skins's island get-together
Post by: Karin on June 24, 2011, 03:09:33 PM
I would sooo go to that.  We have a lot of TN CCers, we'd have a blast. 
Title: Re: primitive wants a national Skins's island get-together
Post by: blitzkrieg_17 on June 24, 2011, 03:19:17 PM
DU get together= sitting around in the basement, smoking pot and talking about the issues of the day, like Christians and conservatives and the hatred thereof, and whether Barney Frank is too butch. Oh, and writing Chelsea Clinton's name in notebooks with hearts over the letter "i".
Title: Re: primitive wants a national Skins's island get-together
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 24, 2011, 03:23:18 PM
Quote from: DefiantSix on June 24, 2011, 03:00:31 PM
:rotf: Didn't realize you swung that way, GOBUCKS. :confused:  Ah well, to each their own, I guess.
Well, I don't. But I guess after you say ABBA, the musical, is fabulous, you have a heavy burden to carry.
Title: Re: primitive wants a national Skins's island get-together
Post by: Chris_ on June 24, 2011, 03:26:42 PM
I have a feeling it would look something like this gathering (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,28773.0) with Pierre Suave hoping for a threesome with two luscious DUmmy femme fatales doing their best Eugene-Levy-in-a-cheap-blazer impersonations.  Too bad the pictures are missing.  It was a hideous sight.
Title: Re: primitive wants a national Skins's island get-together
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 24, 2011, 04:22:46 PM
Quote from: chris_ on June 24, 2011, 03:26:42 PM
I have a feeling it would look something like this gathering (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,28773.0) with Pierre Suave hoping for a threesome with two lucious DUmmy femme fatales doing their best Eugene-Levy-in-a-cheap-blazer impersonations.  Too bad the pictures are missing.  It was a hideous sight.
Wait just a minute! Am I to understand that "lucious"[sic], a synonym for "yummy", is okay, but "fabulous" is gay? It's gotta be those damn Beekmans.
Title: Re: primitive wants a national Skins's island get-together
Post by: Skul on June 24, 2011, 04:35:18 PM
I can see it now.
Couple hundred moles, and three DUmmies. :lmao:
Title: Re: primitive wants a national Skins's island get-together
Post by: Mr Mannn on June 24, 2011, 05:09:29 PM
Quote from: Skul on June 24, 2011, 04:35:18 PM
I can see it now.
Couple hundred moles, and three DUmmies. :lmao:
Think about it...we could troll the meeting. We could gather in a group with a lookout for when a DUmmie got close, and we could say in a low voice...
"Reagan was right!"
"Socialism has failed."
"That's so gay."
Hugo Chavez is a tard"
"There's a mole here..."
"Da*n Muslims! haven't trusted them since 9-11"
"Have you heard the good News about Jesus?"

And when the DUmmie skids to a halt, we switch back to democrat talk...Wait. What?

and we could switch name tags so if we got kicked out, real DUmmies would get the pizza and not our moles.
By the way, I'll reveal myself to the world. I'm Taverner!
Title: Re: primitive wants a national Skins's island get-together
Post by: miskie on June 24, 2011, 05:12:18 PM
Primitive is looking for a connection to pot, Cheeto's, and easy sex.
Title: Re: primitive wants a national Skins's island get-together
Post by: ChuckJ on June 24, 2011, 05:24:56 PM
I think this could possibly be a very good money-making undertaking IF they held it in a stadium. Maybe like a high school football stadium. They could have their gathering on the field and sell tickets to normal, decent folks who could sit in the stands and be entertained.
Title: Re: primitive wants a national Skins's island get-together
Post by: Mr Mannn on June 24, 2011, 05:33:53 PM
Quote from: miskie on June 24, 2011, 05:12:18 PM
Primitive is looking for a connection to pot, Cheeto's, and easy sex.
They could ID my mole-ish nature buy my frequent barf-a-thons every time I see one of the DU whales run up to their hotel room with another freak.

Still I would dare it all just to feed you all pictures of the gutter slime Steve Numbers would settle for.
Title: Re: primitive wants a national Skins's island get-together
Post by: Ballygrl on June 24, 2011, 06:55:03 PM
It would be funny if all the moles got together and decided to go.
Title: Re: primitive wants a national Skins's island get-together
Post by: Skul on June 24, 2011, 07:43:52 PM
I like Mr Mann's idea of swapping name tags. :lmao:
Title: Re: primitive wants a national Skins's island get-together
Post by: DefiantSix on June 24, 2011, 10:48:42 PM
Quote from: Skul on June 24, 2011, 04:35:18 PM
I can see it now.
Couple hundred moles, and three DUmmies. :lmao:

What's wrong with one of the moles suggesting the September DFW gathering as the meeting place.  We could bring a couple of these:

(http://media.makeadare.com/profiles/78e2542bc/image_4babdafa42.jpg)

to make sure DUmmy Stevenumbers had a date waiting there for him.
Title: Re: primitive wants a national Skins's island get-together
Post by: BattleHymn on June 24, 2011, 11:13:50 PM
Quote from: GOBUCKS on June 24, 2011, 02:57:13 PM
If ever such a freak show were to happen, you can be sure Skimmer, Lord Marblehead, and the dull-witted but elusive Elad would be nowhere to be found. No way on earth those guys would want to associate with the lunatics who slither around the DUmp.
If they hold it here in red state hell, where a disproportionate number of DUmmies seem to live, I would attend their cock  tail party.
H5 for the cock tail.  On a mobile- hope it went through.

 :rotf:
Title: Re: primitive wants a national Skins's island get-together
Post by: BannedFromDU on June 25, 2011, 04:33:53 PM
I would so mole the **** out of a national DUmmy convention. God yes. I would grow my hair out into a 70's cut, rub butter on my teeth, sport a Mumia or Bob Marley t-shirt, all just to blend in.

Can you imagine the seminars:


and so forth.
Title: Re: primitive wants a national Skins's island get-together
Post by: Skul on June 25, 2011, 10:11:25 PM
BF, you ain't right boy.  I love ya. :cheersmate: