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Title: TSA Union Motto Contest
Post by: FreeBorn on June 23, 2011, 06:18:11 PM
As Chris pointed out over in the POLITICS forum the TSA folks have voted to go union.
Of course they are going to need a motto or catchy slogan to celebrate and promote themselves.
Maybe they could look to the airlines for inspiration, here are a few~

Something special in the air. American Airlines

More experience than our name suggests. Virgin Atlantic

Catch our smile. Pacific Southwest

Delta is ready when you are. Delta

Delta gets you there. Delta

When you've got it, flaunt it. Braniff

You're going to like us. TWA

Flights so good you won't want to get off. Air Canada

Have you ever done it the French way? Air France

We make you feel good all over. Air Jamaica

Your first leg to anywhere. Air Midwest

We go the extra smile. Air Phillipines

Emotionally yours. Air Sahara

Jet the gay 90's way in golden nugget jets. Air Alaska

The big airline with the hometown touch. Allegheny

Spread a little aloha. Aloha Airlines

Your in good hands all the way when you fly Ansett. Ansett Australia Airlines

Nobody does it better. Air New Zealand

Nothing to hide. Air New Zealand

So can you come up with something for the TSA ???
Title: Re: TSA Union Motto Contest
Post by: RightCoast on June 23, 2011, 07:21:56 PM
Got Boobs?
Title: Re: TSA Union Motto Contest
Post by: DefiantSix on June 23, 2011, 07:25:04 PM
Got Boobs?

TSA - We're not happy until you're not happy.
Title: Re: TSA Union Motto Contest
Post by: DefiantSix on June 23, 2011, 07:28:08 PM
The TSA - it's not just a job, hell; it's carte blanche to grope all those chicks who said you were a pimply-faced loser in high school.
Title: Re: TSA Union Motto Contest
Post by: Eupher on June 24, 2011, 10:55:56 AM
The TSA -- We've got your junk.
Title: Re: TSA Union Motto Contest
Post by: mamacags on June 24, 2011, 11:11:15 AM
TSA: a free full body "massage" with every flight!

Just leave the groping to us!

Do a little dance make a little love get groped tonight!

We do whatever it takes to make you feel good...oh yeah baby.. ooooh
Is that a baseball bat or are you just glad to see me uhhhh yeah a little to the left
Now bend over and show me you feet....oh baby I love your feet....let me just rub mwand on them a little oh yeah OH YEAH oHhhhhhhh yeahhhhhh
Title: Re: TSA Union Motto Contest
Post by: Mike220 on June 24, 2011, 11:21:00 AM
TSA: We know how you feel.
Title: Re: TSA Union Motto Contest
Post by: Wineslob on June 24, 2011, 11:55:49 AM
TSA: molesting passengers one child at a time.