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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: FreeBorn on June 23, 2011, 06:18:11 PM
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As Chris pointed out over in the POLITICS forum the TSA folks have voted to go union.
Of course they are going to need a motto or catchy slogan to celebrate and promote themselves.
Maybe they could look to the airlines for inspiration, here are a few~
Something special in the air. American Airlines
More experience than our name suggests. Virgin Atlantic
Catch our smile. Pacific Southwest
Delta is ready when you are. Delta
Delta gets you there. Delta
When you've got it, flaunt it. Braniff
You're going to like us. TWA
Flights so good you won't want to get off. Air Canada
Have you ever done it the French way? Air France
We make you feel good all over. Air Jamaica
Your first leg to anywhere. Air Midwest
We go the extra smile. Air Phillipines
Emotionally yours. Air Sahara
Jet the gay 90's way in golden nugget jets. Air Alaska
The big airline with the hometown touch. Allegheny
Spread a little aloha. Aloha Airlines
Your in good hands all the way when you fly Ansett. Ansett Australia Airlines
Nobody does it better. Air New Zealand
Nothing to hide. Air New Zealand
So can you come up with something for the TSA ???
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Got Boobs?
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Got Boobs?
TSA - We're not happy until you're not happy.
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The TSA - it's not just a job, hell; it's carte blanche to grope all those chicks who said you were a pimply-faced loser in high school.
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The TSA -- We've got your junk.
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TSA: a free full body "massage" with every flight!
Just leave the groping to us!
Do a little dance make a little love get groped tonight!
We do whatever it takes to make you feel good...oh yeah baby.. ooooh
Is that a baseball bat or are you just glad to see me uhhhh yeah a little to the left
Now bend over and show me you feet....oh baby I love your feet....let me just rub mwand on them a little oh yeah OH YEAH oHhhhhhhh yeahhhhhh
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TSA: We know how you feel.
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TSA: molesting passengers one child at a time.