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Title: DUmmy Taverner's Needle Finds Another Good Vein
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 23, 2011, 01:38:25 PM
Unemployed drug addicts are among the most insightful philosophers around:
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Taverner  (1000+ posts)        Thu Jun-23-11 01:41 PM
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Nietzsche said "God is Dead, and We Killed Him."
So with no one in charge, no heaven, no hell, he suggested we make the best of things and create a race of supermen.

Hitler one upped him and said "We already have the supermen! They are the Nordic Germans! Sure they burn real easily, and their attributes are the result of a recessive gene, but hey, I like blonde chicks!"

We all told him to go **** himself and he spent his honeymoon in a bunker, and then was covered with gasoline and set alight. Yay!

Anyway, god is still dead, and we're still on our own but you know what - I never really wanted a race of supermen anyway. As long as we are in charge of our destiny, and as long as we can do whatever we want - why not become the gods we once worshipped?

And by that I don't mean act like Zeus and Apollo, but let's make it nice here. Let's ensure that every man, woman and child on this planet can lead a happy and fulfilling life, as long as we want, as comfortably as we want.

Why not make heaven here?

Why not pursue the real hedonist ideal?

Why not make the world a place worth living for?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1350821

Nietzsche said "God is Dead, and We Killed Him."
We say, "Andy is  Dead, and The Freepers Killed Him."
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner's Needle Finds Another Good Vein
Post by: franksolich on June 23, 2011, 01:39:27 PM
And God says "Nietzsche is dead."

Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner's Needle Finds Another Good Vein
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on June 23, 2011, 01:47:27 PM
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And by that I don't mean act like Zeus and Apollo, but let's make it nice here. Let's ensure that every man, woman and child on this planet can lead a happy and fulfilling life, as long as we want, as comfortably as we want.

Your ideal is based on a world governed by the fitness to survive. Let your little would-be godlings create their own worlds.

Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner's Needle Finds Another Good Vein
Post by: Karin on June 23, 2011, 01:59:54 PM
Ooh man, he's deep. 
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner's Needle Finds Another Good Vein
Post by: Ballygrl on June 23, 2011, 02:31:46 PM
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Dreamer Tatum  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Jun-23-11 03:13 PM
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17. Because yesterday you told us to go on General Strike. nt

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner's Needle Finds Another Good Vein
Post by: Karin on June 23, 2011, 03:21:54 PM
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1000+ posts)        Thu Jun-23-11 04:08 PM
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20. Just because I'm smarter and more optimistic than you is no reason to be an ass
 Kisses and shits 
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 Dreamer Tatum  (1000+ posts)        Thu Jun-23-11 04:15 PM
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23. I would add "higher" to that list of comparatives. nt
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Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner's Needle Finds Another Good Vein
Post by: FlaGator on June 23, 2011, 03:26:33 PM
No matter what kind of god Taverner makes himself to be, some other bigger god is going to goose step all over him. If God is dead the 'Might Makes Right'.
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner's Needle Finds Another Good Vein
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on June 23, 2011, 03:49:32 PM
Hedonism works really well for the 10% of the population that can be Sybarites, not nearly so well for the 90% that have to toil to provide the goods, services, and other material comforts of which the few wish to avail themselves at leisure.
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner's Needle Finds Another Good Vein
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 23, 2011, 04:15:11 PM
Hedonism works really well for the 10% of the population that can be Sybarites.
You got the CalPig's attention. She's a Sybarite. In fact, she rides one whenever she's writing poetry.
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner's Needle Finds Another Good Vein
Post by: delilahmused on June 23, 2011, 04:39:42 PM
You got the CalPig's attention. She's a Sybarite. In fact, she rides one whenever she's writing poetry.


So that's what you guys use that adam's apple for!

Cindie
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner's Needle Finds Another Good Vein
Post by: BannedFromDU on June 23, 2011, 05:27:28 PM
She's a Sybarite. In fact, she rides one whenever she's writing poetry.



      :rotf:  :lol:  :cheersmate:  :hi5: ^5
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner's Needle Finds Another Good Vein
Post by: Ballygrl on June 23, 2011, 06:04:41 PM
The thread was moved to the Religion/Theology forum LOL.
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner's Needle Finds Another Good Vein
Post by: franksolich on June 23, 2011, 06:09:36 PM
The thread was moved to the Religion/Theology forum LOL.

I think the potential top primitive's campfire is embarrassing to Skins's island, and so they moved it there so as to hide it, so no one'll see it.
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner's Needle Finds Another Good Vein
Post by: Ballygrl on June 23, 2011, 06:12:21 PM
I think the potential top primitive's campfire is embarrassing to Skins's island, and so they moved it there so as to hide it, so no one'll see it.

Yep! that's what I thought too.
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner's Needle Finds Another Good Vein
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 23, 2011, 06:42:45 PM
I think the potential top primitive's campfire is embarrassing to Skins's island, and so they moved it there so as to hide it, so no one'll see it.
It will be mulled over by swarms of DUmp democrat theologians.
They're all Wiccan and Unitarian.
Title: Re: DUmmy Taverner's Needle Finds Another Good Vein
Post by: Boudicca on June 24, 2011, 12:21:00 AM
So that's what you guys use that adam's apple for!

Cindie

Excuse me while I go find my mind bleach, please.