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Title: Port-A-Potty Peeping Tom
Post by: FreeBorn on June 21, 2011, 09:55:30 PM
Un.Freakin'.Believable.

I'm putting this one here because this has GOT to be a DUmmie in action.

Boulder Co~

During last week's Hanuman Yoga Festival ( :lmao:) at a local high school a woman thought she noticed movement inside the tank of a port-a-ptty once she had entered. She wasn't wrong...

http://www.kdvr.com/news/kdvr-boulder-police-search-for-porta-potty-peeper-20110621,0,3693018.story
Title: Re: Port-A-Potty Peeping Tom
Post by: Boudicca on June 21, 2011, 10:00:10 PM
 :bwah:  Wait!  :wtf3:
Title: Re: Port-A-Potty Peeping Tom
Post by: JakeStyle on June 21, 2011, 10:02:00 PM
Yeah I saw that on FR earlier
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“The supervisor tried to detain the suspect, but he ran away, covered in feces,” Kobel said
  Yuck, that's my hometown the San Fransisco of the Rockies.  And the reason I joined the USMC when I turned 18  to get the hell away from it.
Title: Re: Port-A-Potty Peeping Tom
Post by: Vagabond on June 21, 2011, 10:16:33 PM
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“The supervisor tried to detain the suspect, but he ran away, covered in feces,” Kobel said
Highlighting the fact that no one wants to catch some guy covered in feces.
Title: Re: Port-A-Potty Peeping Tom
Post by: Boudicca on June 21, 2011, 10:27:57 PM
Highlighting the fact that no one wants to catch some guy covered in feces.


And if they sic a K-9 unit on the poop perp I'd be the first to insist the local DA file animal cruelty charges against the brass.
Title: Re: Port-A-Potty Peeping Tom
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 22, 2011, 04:14:02 AM
And if they sic a K-9 unit on the poop perp I'd be the first to insist the local DA file animal cruelty charges against the brass.

Might I suggest using a load of 00 buck to subdue the perp? O-) :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Port-A-Potty Peeping Tom
Post by: LC EFA on June 22, 2011, 04:18:30 AM
He's going to be up shit creek without a paddle snorkel when they catch him.
Title: Re: Port-A-Potty Peeping Tom
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 22, 2011, 04:42:13 AM
Because someone has to ask...what's his DU name?
Title: Re: Port-A-Potty Peeping Tom
Post by: AprilRazz on June 22, 2011, 06:06:26 AM
Because someone has to ask...what's his DU name?
Stevenumbers?
Title: Re: Port-A-Potty Peeping Tom
Post by: Boudicca on June 22, 2011, 08:45:10 AM
Might I suggest using a load of 00 buck to subdue the perp? O-) :fuelfire:

That'd create a conflagration, no? :-)

I sent the link to hubby's work addy so he could share with all his buds.  Last time I shared something from here was, I think, that dumb bitch from Wisconsin who didn't think AZ was on the border with Mexico, only that time his co-workers had already read about it elsewhere.  Let's hope this time he pre-empts them.   :-)
Title: Re: Port-A-Potty Peeping Tom
Post by: Ballygrl on June 22, 2011, 08:50:14 AM
Ewwwwwww! he was inside the freaking tank? WTF?
Title: Re: Port-A-Potty Peeping Tom
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on June 22, 2011, 09:20:13 AM
Highlighting the fact that no one wants to catch some guy covered in feces.


 :werd:
Title: Re: Port-A-Potty Peeping Tom
Post by: thundley4 on June 22, 2011, 09:27:28 AM
Wasn't there a story like this several years ago?
Title: Re: Port-A-Potty Peeping Tom
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on June 22, 2011, 09:34:04 AM
Wasn't there a story like this several years ago?

Yeah, I recall reading one about a guy hiding in the reservoir of a vault latrine at a campground to peep and getting caught.  Seems pretty damned risky (Aside from just plain sick) given how easy it is to pass out and die in an enclosed space with a lot of toxic fumes and oxygen-consuming chemical reactions going on in it.
Title: Re: Port-A-Potty Peeping Tom
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 22, 2011, 11:28:57 AM
Yeah, I recall reading one about a guy hiding in the reservoir of a vault latrine at a campground to peep and getting caught.  Seems pretty damned risky (Aside from just plain sick) given how easy it is to pass out and die in an enclosed space with a lot of toxic fumes and oxygen-consuming chemical reactions going on in it.

You hear of workers dying in sewer manholes ever so often. They should use ventalation but sometimes they think, "I'm only going to be down their a minute." They pass out, another one goes in after him and it just gets worse.
Title: Re: Port-A-Potty Peeping Tom
Post by: compaqxp on June 22, 2011, 12:17:53 PM
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“The supervisor tried to detain the suspect, but he ran away, covered in feces,” Kobel said

I think the supervisor might be deserving of a small bonus for dealing with that.

Title: Re: Port-A-Potty Peeping Tom
Post by: ChuckJ on June 22, 2011, 05:29:22 PM
This amazes me. I suppose this guy would be either one of those freaks who likes to get defecated on or was just a freak looking to see some nakedness. If he likes to get defecated on it looks like it would be easier on him if he would just dress up like the US Constitution and go to a democrat meeting. If he was doing it just to see some nakedness I guess that means that he is so pathetic that even dirty pictures on the internet won't load for him. If so, I have to wonder if he has numbers after his name.
Title: Re: Port-A-Potty Peeping Tom
Post by: diesel driver on June 23, 2011, 03:48:47 AM
You hear of workers dying in sewer manholes ever so often. They should use ventalation but sometimes they think, "I'm only going to be down their a minute." They pass out, another one goes in after him and it just gets worse.

Farm silos, especially after harvest, are very dangerous places to be around.  I've seen dead rats, mice, cats, birds, etc. near the foundation of them right after they have been filled.

I used to sell and service silo unloading and feeding equipment.  I had one farmer cuss me for 15 solid minutes because I wouldn't go into one and set up his unloader right after harvest.  I told him to call me in 2 weeks and left.

I heard he buried one of his farm workers later that week.