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Title: Omaha Steve has the DUmmies on pins and needles awaiting his announcement
Post by: JakeStyle on June 21, 2011, 09:34:55 PM
Link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1341542)
I'm kind of interested in the news myself as I like to follow the travails of this guy.
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Omaha Steve Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Tue Jun-21-11 10:16 PM
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When the door gets slammed, a window might break out an opening
   

Stay tuned. A career change is on the table for me again. Two weeks ago I was so low when I didn't get my locals VP slot. It might take a couple months before I can blab.

Change subject. I'm still catching up on DU mail from the weekend. I will get to it and reply to all.

OS
Title: Re: Omaha Steve has the DUmmies on pins and needles awaiting his announcement
Post by: Airwolf on June 21, 2011, 09:38:24 PM
Probably means he got busted by the Omaha Cops .
Title: Re: Omaha Steve has the DUmmies on pins and needles awaiting his announcement
Post by: jukin on June 21, 2011, 09:43:02 PM
Is this the steve that can't even throw his filthy dirty penis into a DUmp woman?

I lose track....mostly because I don't care.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve has the DUmmies on pins and needles awaiting his announcement
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 21, 2011, 09:44:25 PM
The last time a DUmmy was this excited about a mysterious new job opportunity, it was TwixVoy and his new job at the air  port.
That was just before the last minute, unfair urine test that kept a brother down.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve has the DUmmies on pins and needles awaiting his announcement
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on June 21, 2011, 09:46:06 PM
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Stay tuned. A career change is on the table for me again. Two weeks ago I was so low when I didn't get my locals VP slot. It might take a couple months before I can blab.
Someone tell him court ordered rehab is not a career change.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve has the DUmmies on pins and needles awaiting his announcement
Post by: Boudicca on June 21, 2011, 09:51:05 PM
Did he say two weeks ago he was down in the dumps cuz he didn't get his VD shot? :???: :popcorn:
Title: Re: Omaha Steve has the DUmmies on pins and needles awaiting his announcement
Post by: Traveshamockery on June 21, 2011, 10:48:22 PM
Did he say two weeks ago he was down in the dumps cuz he didn't get his VD shot? :???: :popcorn:


I thought for sure he said he was leaving and was weally, weally sad abwout it. 

 :bawl:
Title: Re: Omaha Steve has the DUmmies on pins and needles awaiting his announcement
Post by: BEG on June 21, 2011, 11:08:01 PM
Is this the steve that can't even throw his filthy dirty penis into a DUmp woman?

I lose track....mostly because I don't care.

Ha OMG I am  :rotf:

H5
Title: Re: Omaha Steve has the DUmmies on pins and needles awaiting his announcement
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 21, 2011, 11:17:20 PM
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Is this the steve that can't even throw his filthy dirty penis into a DUmp woman?
Actually, it's probably pretty clean by DUmp standards. It's hardly ever been used.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve has the DUmmies on pins and needles awaiting his announcement
Post by: Evil_Conservative on June 21, 2011, 11:29:46 PM
Did he say two weeks ago he was down in the dumps cuz he didn't get his VD shot? :???: :popcorn:

:rotf:

H5.  You had me LOL for real.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve has the DUmmies on pins and needles awaiting his announcement
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 21, 2011, 11:32:45 PM
Did he say two weeks ago he was down in the dumps cuz he didn't get his VD shot?
Nah, he said "slot". Got stevenumbers all worked up.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve has the DUmmies on pins and needles awaiting his announcement
Post by: franksolich on June 22, 2011, 08:10:47 AM
My fellow Nebraskan's campfire is eerily reminescent of another campfire started by another primitive, oh, maybe about four years ago.

I figure the same thing's going to happen.

Anybody remember when Chief S itting Bull, the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive, who was still living in northeastern Massachusetts at the time, breathlessly announced he had an idea he was going to get patented, and it would make him a millionaire?  Remember how he was really coy about it, and how agog and excited the primitives were for him?  Remember that Chief S itting Bull never came back to tell either his fellow primitives, or decent and civilized people, what happened with that?

I really dislike primitive stories where we never hear the ending.....and I suspect this will be one of them. 
Title: Re: Omaha Steve has the DUmmies on pins and needles awaiting his announcement
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 22, 2011, 10:51:57 AM
My fellow Nebraskan's campfire is eerily reminescent of another campfire started by another primitive, oh, maybe about four years ago.

I figure the same thing's going to happen.

Anybody remember when Chief S itting Bull, the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive, who was still living in northeastern Massachusetts at the time, breathlessly announced he had an idea he was going to get patented, and it would make him a millionaire?  Remember how he was really coy about it, and how agog and excited the primitives were for him?  Remember that Chief S itting Bull never came back to tell either his fellow primitives, or decent and civilized people, what happened with that?

I really dislike primitive stories where we never hear the ending.....and I suspect this will be one of them.
Yeah. Like the pie shop, or poor stupid Beth's eviction from the camper, or TwixVoy's Portuguese adventure, or Ladyhawke's suicide. Irritating as hell, and really rude and inconsiderate of the DUmbass.

Most likely Redstone's rumored windfall had something to do with TiT's cross-country trip to (unsuccessfully) attempt a friendly loan from his old buddy, his old pal, his old fellow drug abuser. It seemed strange at the time that TiT would do that, considering that he's always had immediate access to unlimited funds from his own bottomless stash.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve has the DUmmies on pins and needles awaiting his announcement
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 22, 2011, 11:01:01 AM
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Omaha Steve Donating Member (1000+ posts)
Tue Jun-21-11 10:16 PM
Original message
When the door gets slammed, a window might break out an opening
   
Stay tuned. A career change is on the table for me again. Two weeks ago I was so low when I didn't get my local VD slot.

Fixed for more likely accuracy.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve has the DUmmies on pins and needles awaiting his announcement
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on June 22, 2011, 01:05:20 PM
Did he say two weeks ago he was down in the dumps cuz he didn't get his VD shot? :???: :popcorn:

His hand gave him VD?
Title: Re: Omaha Steve has the DUmmies on pins and needles awaiting his announcement
Post by: miskie on June 22, 2011, 02:01:01 PM
Is this the steve that can't even throw his filthy dirty penis into a DUmp woman?

I'm pretty sure you are thinking about stevenumbers, but frankly, most of the primitives are interchangeable.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve has the DUmmies on pins and needles awaiting his announcement
Post by: Boudicca on June 22, 2011, 09:55:32 PM
His hand gave him VD?

 :rotf:

Although lil' stevielesserwonder over there might volunteer.