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Title: Letter to Husband
Post by: CG6468 on June 21, 2011, 08:19:01 AM

My darling husband,
 
Before you return from your business trip, I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.
     
Fortunately it's not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.

The garage door is slightly bent but fortunately the pick up came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.

I am enclosing a picture of the damage for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.
XOXO





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        P.S. Your girlfriend called.

Title: Re: Letter to Husband
Post by: IassaFTots on June 21, 2011, 09:15:19 AM

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Title: Re: Letter to Husband
Post by: Eupher on June 21, 2011, 11:07:21 AM

That's gonna leave a mark.

Title: Re: Letter to Husband
Post by: Janice on June 21, 2011, 05:54:11 PM

Oopsie ...

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