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Title: DUmmies Discuss Bumper Stickers
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 20, 2011, 10:53:06 PM
Speaking of bumper stickers, coach's favorite DUmmy, the Scumbag Primitive, DUmmy Ian David, spins a bumper sticker bouncy. This was a popular genre a few years ago, but has pretty much been replaced by grocery store bouncies. Kinda nice to see this time-tested bouncy style make a little comeback:
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Ian David  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jun-20-11 11:19 PM
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Saw a truck with a "Miss Me Yet?" Bumper sticker today. 
I left a note on his windshield that said, "Yes, I miss Bush! Signed, Osama bin Laden."
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1335901


DUmmy Drale, one of the DUmp's many spray paint huffers, drops in a secondary bouncy:
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Drale  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jun-20-11 11:25 PM
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3. I was in Tennessee last week
and I saw a guy with a bumper sticker that said, "Hows all that change working for you." So I walked up to him and said its working out great, thanks for asking. He looked at me like I was insane and clearly had no idea what I was talking about. Right wingers can't even remember their own political jokes.
Everyone should remember DUmmy Drale from his mug shot:
(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac32/gobucksnumbers/huffer.jpg)


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HughBeaumont  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jun-20-11 11:26 PM
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4. MISS you?
Your shit-all stupid economy will stick to this nation like a Super-Glue'd butt plug for two decades!!!

"Miss me yet?" . . . . . shit, it's like the brain surgeons who say they miss Reagan. Aside from various speculative bubbles
these past 30 years, Reagan Never LEFT!!!
   
Wrong. If the Constitution would have permitted it, I would have voted for him again in 2008, and President Reagan would now be in the middle of his eighth term. This nation, and the world, would be an immeasurably better place, and I, for one, would be looking forward to his ninth term.


This pitiful DUmmy is a Facebook warrior:
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AndyTiedye  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jun-20-11 11:36 PM
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5. They Were Running the "Miss Me Yet" Ads on Facebook
I clicked the {X} and selected "Offensive", because it was.

 
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Bumper Stickers
Post by: BEG on June 20, 2011, 11:16:49 PM
(http://blogsforvictory.com/images/blog/missme.jpg)


Yep
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Bumper Stickers
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 21, 2011, 07:14:18 AM
(http://blogsforvictory.com/images/blog/missme.jpg)


Yep

I started to miss him at about noon on January 20th, 2009 . . .  :bawl:
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Bumper Stickers
Post by: compaqxp on June 21, 2011, 07:16:59 AM
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DUmmies Discuss Bumper Sticker

For the 9 millionth time.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Bumper Stickers
Post by: Rebel on June 21, 2011, 07:39:26 AM
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AndyTiedye  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jun-20-11 11:36 PM

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5. They Were Running the "Miss Me Yet" Ads on Facebook
I clicked the {X} and selected "Offensive", because it was.

...because damnit, if I don't agree with something, it mustn't be heard, seen, or spoken. /Fascist f'n liberal
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Bumper Stickers
Post by: Karin on June 21, 2011, 07:40:51 AM
For some reason, Ian David felt compelled to report this:

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Ian David  (1000+ posts)        Tue Jun-21-11 08:24 AM
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22. Oh, also he had a U.S. Army sticker, too. n/t

I take comfort in the fact that the Commie White Wolf lives in red state hell:

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white_wolf (1000+ posts)        Mon Jun-20-11 11:44 PM
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6. Now you have a brief glimpse of what it's like to live here.
 Trust me it's hell.


In my area, bumper stickers are not huge.  I did see one that said One Big Ass Mistake, America.  

You should row over and see the last post, it's a pic of someone's bumper sticker collection.  It looks trashy, loony, and stupid.  
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Bumper Stickers
Post by: Rebel on June 21, 2011, 07:50:39 AM
For some reason, Ian David felt compelled to report this:

He's the one that posted a yellow ribbon that read, "I **** the troop's wives". I'd LOVE to meet that sumbitch one day.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Bumper Stickers
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 21, 2011, 08:31:36 AM
He's the one that posted a yellow ribbon that read, "I **** the troop's wives". I'd LOVE to meet that sumbitch one day.

So would I, Reb . . .so would I. :evillaugh:
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Bumper Stickers
Post by: Celtic Rose on June 21, 2011, 09:34:24 AM
I'm going to have to take some pictures of the hippy dippy stickers around here  :p 

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Drale  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jun-20-11 11:25 PM
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3. I was in Tennessee last week
and I saw a guy with a bumper sticker that said, "Hows all that change working for you." So I walked up to him and said its working out great, thanks for asking. He looked at me like I was insane and clearly had no idea what I was talking about. Right wingers can't even remember their own political jokes.

So, you make a random common in response to a guy's bumper sticker, then you ridicule him for not immediately getting it.  Yeah, you're so clever  :whatever:
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Bumper Stickers
Post by: Tucker on June 21, 2011, 10:10:03 AM
For some reason, Ian David felt compelled to report this:

I take comfort in the fact that the Commie White Wolf lives in red state hell:


In my area, bumper stickers are not huge.  I did see one that said One Big Ass Mistake, America.  

You should row over and see the last post, it's a pic of someone's bumper sticker collection.  It looks trashy, loony, and stupid.  

I saw one about a month or so ago that read "Does this ass make my truck look wider?" it had a pic of obama. I passed it up and the driver was some 20 something, blue haired chick.

I smiled.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Bumper Stickers
Post by: Chris_ on June 21, 2011, 10:36:12 AM
You should row over and see the last post, it's a pic of someone's bumper sticker collection.  It looks trashy, loony, and stupid.  

At least he has a DU sticker.  They'll know where to return him if he gets lost.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Bumper Stickers
Post by: Tucker on June 21, 2011, 11:03:56 AM
At least he has a DU sticker.  They'll know where to return him if he gets lost.

Did just that. I noticed that he had taken the obama "Does this ass" sticker, xeroxed it and pasted another pic on top of it, then used packing tape to affix it to the window. He so cleaver.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Bumper Stickers
Post by: DefiantSix on June 21, 2011, 12:24:58 PM
For the 9 millionth time.

That was :hi5: worthy, sir.  Thank-you. :II:
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Bumper Stickers
Post by: Freeper on June 21, 2011, 04:37:51 PM
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xmas74 Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Tue Jun-21-11 12:18 AM
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13. I see them on late model
   
trucks, gleaming with coats of polish, here in Missouri.

It's obvious the trucks are for show and not for work. In my mind, it says scores about the owner of the truck.

Liberals are pretty much just for show, not for work.

Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Bumper Stickers
Post by: franksolich on June 21, 2011, 06:03:37 PM
He's the one that posted a yellow ribbon that read, "I **** the troop's wives". I'd LOVE to meet that sumbitch one day.

You don't have to worry so much about it, sir.

Hate and age and fat is enveloping the skumbag primitive.

Try to imagine the Bostonian Drunkard with hair, somewhat more flaccid sagging fat, and skin a little bit greasier.

God takes care of things we can't.

Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Bumper Stickers
Post by: Duke Nukum on June 21, 2011, 06:45:24 PM
He's the one that posted a yellow ribbon that read, "I **** the troop's wives". I'd LOVE to meet that sumbitch one day.
I remember that. He's probably pissed off the Bush bumper sticker wasn't pornographic.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Bumper Stickers
Post by: delilahmused on June 21, 2011, 06:55:40 PM
He's the one that posted a yellow ribbon that read, "I **** the troop's wives". I'd LOVE to meet that sumbitch one day.

I'd like to wrap him in that ribbon and tie him to the entrance of any military installation. Preferably one that has troops who've just returned from Afghanistan or Iraq (or any of the other war zones 0bama now has us in).

Cindie
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Bumper Stickers
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 21, 2011, 06:58:14 PM
I was down in the Keys with a friend in the late 80's when we saw a "SHIT HAPPENS" bumper sticker on the tailgate of a DUmp truck. My friends wife had just DUmped him for another man and he was a DUmp truck driver at the time...soooo...we spent a week trying to find one of those bumper stickers... :-)...

I'd like to have a giant one now to modify a little bit....

       SHIT HAPPENS
            .....and it's in the Whitehouse.....
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Bumper Stickers
Post by: true_blood on June 21, 2011, 08:16:28 PM
DUmmy Drale, one of the DUmp's many spray paint huffers, drops in a secondary bouncy: Everyone should remember DUmmy Drale from his mug shot:
(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac32/gobucksnumbers/huffer.jpg)
Hey DUmmie Drale. Nice goatee.
Oh wait,.......looks like you're huffing again. :lmao:
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Bumper Stickers
Post by: BEG on June 21, 2011, 08:38:21 PM
I saw one about a month or so ago that read "Does this ass make my truck look wider?" it had a pic of obama. I passed it up and the driver was some 20 something, blue haired chick.

I smiled.

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/Foam_Kitty/e6c920fb.png)


 :-)

Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Bumper Stickers
Post by: diesel driver on June 22, 2011, 03:29:22 AM
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/Foam_Kitty/e6c920fb.png)


 :-)



                   :lol:

I WANT ONE!
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Bumper Stickers
Post by: MrsSmith on June 22, 2011, 04:58:07 AM
For some reason, Ian David felt compelled to report this:

I take comfort in the fact that the Commie White Wolf lives in red state hell:


In my area, bumper stickers are not huge.  I did see one that said One Big Ass Mistake, America.  

You should row over and see the last post, it's a pic of someone's bumper sticker collection.  It looks trashy, loony, and stupid.  
You've got to wonder how much business that record company has lost.  I know I'd never support a business with its ads in this company.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Bumper Stickers
Post by: AprilRazz on June 22, 2011, 06:17:59 AM
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I am on a few boards and I have yet to see this in every thread like it is at the DUmp.