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The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: Gina on June 20, 2011, 04:53:25 PM

Title: Obama and Oprah
Post by: Gina on June 20, 2011, 04:53:25 PM

Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said, 'You know, I could throw a
$1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.
Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied, 'I could throw ten $100 bills
out of the window and make ten people very happy.
Michelle added, 'That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills
out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot,
"Such big-shots back there. I could throw all three of them out of the
window and make 256 million people very happy.'

Title: Re: Obama and Oprah
Post by: SaintLouieWoman on June 23, 2011, 02:12:39 PM

Good one.  :-)

Title: Re: Obama and Oprah
Post by: CG6468 on June 23, 2011, 02:19:05 PM

I heard it before, only it was Jesse Jackson instead of obastard.  :lmao: