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Title: How do you light something you want to smoke with a candle?
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on April 21, 2008, 09:06:15 AM
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cbayer  (1000+ posts)      Mon Apr-21-08 02:20 AM
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How do you light something you want to smoke with a candle?
 My husband does it all the time and it works for him. Everytime I try to do it, I just get wax on the end and can't get it to burn. He won't tell me the secret. Any advice would be appreciated.


 
 
:rotf: Are you kidding me? :rotf: Ok cbayer heres how you do it. Get a gallon of gas from your nearest Citgo{must support Hugo you know! :-)} Pour the gaslone over your stupid head take the lit candle and touch it to your stupid head,take your cigarette hold the smoking end to one of the flames shooting off of your flaming hair light and smoke away baby! If cig fails to light repeat steps above! :-)http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7672601 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7672601)
Title: Re: How do you light something you want to smoke with a candle?
Post by: Flame on April 21, 2008, 09:11:24 AM
this has got to be a joke....I mean seriously, no one is that stupid!
Title: Re: How do you light something you want to smoke with a candle?
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on April 21, 2008, 09:16:27 AM
Quote from: Flame on April 21, 2008, 09:11:24 AM
this has got to be a joke....I mean seriously, no one is that stupid!
I don't think so Flame.I think the primitive is actually that stupid! :lmao:
Title: Re: How do you light something you want to smoke with a candle?
Post by: megimoo on April 21, 2008, 09:22:39 AM
Quote from: Flame on April 21, 2008, 09:11:24 AM
this has got to be a joke....I mean seriously, no one is that stupid!
If you think that is stupid you should imagine her trying to drink from a water fountain/bubbler !
Title: Re: How do you light something you want to smoke with a candle?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 21, 2008, 09:28:22 AM
Quote from: Flame on April 21, 2008, 09:11:24 AM
this has got to be a joke....I mean seriously, no one is that stupid!

Flame, I almost gave you a BS for that.  The DUmp redefines "stupid" on a daily basis.

(Almost, but not quite.)
Title: Re: How do you light something you want to smoke with a candle?
Post by: mamacags on April 21, 2008, 09:30:16 AM
WOW!
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c64/mamacags/icantbrainto128470732032187500.jpg)
Title: Re: How do you light something you want to smoke with a candle?
Post by: Lord Undies on April 21, 2008, 09:33:33 AM
Quote from: megimoo on April 21, 2008, 09:22:39 AM
Quote from: Flame on April 21, 2008, 09:11:24 AM
this has got to be a joke....I mean seriously, no one is that stupid!
If you think that is stupid you should imagine her trying to drink from a water fountain/bubbler !

Ok, that one earns you a Gold Star!
Title: Re: How do you light something you want to smoke with a candle?
Post by: Dixie*Darling on April 21, 2008, 09:50:13 AM
damn, just damn ... this one surpasses the definition of stupid.   :thatsright:

ETA:  H5 to mama for the creative usage of lolcatz!
Title: Re: How do you light something you want to smoke with a candle?
Post by: franksolich on April 21, 2008, 03:44:58 PM
Quote from: Flame on April 21, 2008, 09:11:24 AM
this has got to be a joke....I mean seriously, no one is that stupid!

I beg to differ, madam.

Primitives tend to be that stupid.....and even more stupid than that.
Title: Re: How do you light something you want to smoke with a candle?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 21, 2008, 04:14:03 PM
Quote from: franksolich on April 21, 2008, 03:44:58 PM
Quote from: Flame on April 21, 2008, 09:11:24 AM
this has got to be a joke....I mean seriously, no one is that stupid!

I beg to differ, madam.

Primitives tend to be that stupid.....and even more stupid than that.

Again, Coach . . . that's what I meant, though you do make the point more diplomatically.

Mamacags, H5 for the shot!
Title: Re: How do you light something you want to smoke with a candle?
Post by: Odin's Hand on April 21, 2008, 04:15:16 PM
That damn, bong bowl giving you trouble, cbayer?
Title: Re: How do you light something you want to smoke with a candle?
Post by: Randy on April 21, 2008, 04:28:52 PM
Poor DUmmie and no one here is willing to help.

Step one, Learn to read so you'll understand step-by-step instructions.
Step two, Put cigarette in mouth.
Step three, Lean towards candle.
Step four, Put the farthest tip of the ciggy into the burney part of the flame.
Step five, Inhale until smoke fills lungs.



I'm thinking the first time the DUmbass sat back, picked up the candle and tilted it in towards the smoke and doused it with wax should have been the last time it happened. Who knew?