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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: dandi on June 18, 2011, 11:54:06 AM
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Bored with inventing new nicknames for Rethuglican politicians, DUmmies fall back to their second favorite pastime - attacking their children.
onehandle (1000+ posts) Sat Jun-18-11 11:44 AM
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Bristol Palin Lost Her Virginity in a Tent, Drunk on Wine Coolers
'Newly-chinned abstinence spokesmodel Bristol Palin isn't so different from you and me! In fact, just like 80 percent of the U.S. population, she lost her virginity on a camping trip while drunk on wine coolers, according to her new memoir, Not Afraid of Life: My Journey So Far. Apparently she woke up unable to remember the event, and was reminded only by hearing her then-boyfriend Levi Johnston bragging about it to his friends on the phone. She confronted Johnston, and he promised that they wouldn't do it (sex) again until they were married.'
http://gawker.com/5813267/bristol-palin-lost-her-virgin...
Don't shoot the messenger.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1321688
HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Sat Jun-18-11 11:45 AM
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3. Pretty classy for a Palin spawn.
onehandle (1000+ posts) Sat Jun-18-11 11:52 AM
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13. That was probably 'The Ritz' compared to her mom.
I'm picturing a Frat lined up outside of a porta-potty
HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Sat Jun-18-11 11:54 AM
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15. Or up against the side of it.
blueknight (1000+ posts) Sat Jun-18-11 11:51 AM
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9. why would we
expect anything else? i mean, the classy bunch that they are...
SpiralHawk (1000+ posts) Sat Jun-18-11 11:51 AM
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11. This is sooo insightful
Republicons will be reassured that their, um, 'Family Values'are -- as ever -- being acted out so, um, faithfully by their young'uns.
Bristol is a true exemplar of authentic Republicon Family Values. No arguing that point.
lunatica (1000+ posts) Sat Jun-18-11 11:52 AM
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12. Quoted right out of her own book
What a role model
HipChick (1000+ posts) Sat Jun-18-11 12:10 PM
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24. I call BS.. she was having sex with more than 1 guy at a time..
Edited on Sat Jun-18-11 12:11 PM by HipChick
Since she hoped the baby wasn't Levi's...but why stop the Palin tradition of lying?..
Levi's sister a couple of years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=...
joeybee12 (1000+ posts) Sat Jun-18-11 12:31 PM
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36. She's more full of shit than her mother...nt
Tempest (1000+ posts) Sat Jun-18-11 12:31 PM
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35. Bristol was a slut, everyone in Wasilla knew it
She was sleeping around on Levi and when she got pregnant she text to him "I prayed to god this baby wasn't yours".
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Typical lefty jealousy, as they wish that their boyfriends (both genders) would nail them on a camping trip. Most boyfriends would gag at the stench, and wouldn't want to be in the same campground with them, to say nothng of the same tent.
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I'm afraid I'm probably like the DUmmies...I lost my virginity at a young age...and also like the DUmmies...I was alone. :lmao:
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I lost mine in high school to my very first real boyfriend in the back seat of a VW bug, does it help if I ended up marrying him 5 years later and will be married to him for 25 years next January?
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In fact, just like 80 percent of the U.S. population, she lost her virginity on a camping trip while drunk on wine coolers
80% of the population lost their virginity while drunk on wine coolers while camping?
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This thread has stevenumbers in a cold sweat.
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Wouldn't most DUmmies consider that rape if it happened to any other person? I'll be honest, if I woke up and couldn't remember the night before and I found out that my boyfriend had sex with me for the first time, especially if I had been a virgin prior to that, I would probably consider it rape.
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80% of the population lost their virginity while drunk on wine coolers while camping?
That statistic sort of freaked me out, too.
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I thought those were the family values that liberals celebrated... sticking it to the Man, tossing off the yoke of the warlike patriarchal society, and being a degenerate dirtbag all around.
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This from the bunch that can identity 1000 crooked dicks?
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I'm afraid I'm probably like the DUmmies...I lost my virginity at a young age...and also like the DUmmies...I was alone. :lmao:
BAZINGA !
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Wouldn't most DUmmies consider that rape if it happened to any other person? I'll be honest, if I woke up and couldn't remember the night before and I found out that my boyfriend had sex with me for the first time, especially if I had been a virgin prior to that, I would probably consider it rape.
That's what jumped out at me too. Something doesn't seem quite right here.
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80% of the population lost their virginity while drunk on wine coolers while camping?
stevenumbers will be stopping at the wine shop on his way home from Cabela's.
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I lost mine in high school to my very first real boyfriend in the back seat of a VW bug, does it help if I ended up marrying him 5 years later and will be married to him for 25 years next January?
Yes it does. h5
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New Topic here------When was your first time with another person. I have to include the gays in here to make it interesting.
Do anyone of us remember the name of the person we gave it up to ?????
Why is this so important that we have to think long and hard to remember other sexual encounters including the first time we made it with our mate of today, where and how did it happen, were we under a school bus, on the beach, perhaps in parents bed when they were on vacation???
Th first time for most anything is important at least to woman, men have many first and last times in their lives.
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New Topic here------When was your first time with another person. I have to include the gays in here to make it interesting.
Do anyone of us remember the name of the person we gave it up to ?????
Why is this so important that we have to think long and hard to remember other sexual encounters including the first time we made it with our mate of today, where and how did it happen, were we under a school bus, on the beach, perhaps in parents bed when they were on vacation???
Th first time for most anything is important at least to woman, men have many first and last times in their lives.
Why should we care.
It's a private issue.
DUmmies seem to think it important, therefore they catch the dickens.
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I lost mine in high school to my very first real boyfriend in the back seat of a VW bug
Back seat of a bug? Wow! A pair of dwarf circus clowns would have trouble doing that.
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Back seat of a bug? Wow! A pair of dwarf circus clowns would have trouble doing that.
She is very flexible.
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She is very flexible.
I think I just orgasmed.
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I lost mine in high school to my very first real boyfriend in the back seat of a VW bug,
Please elaborate. :naughty: The public demands details, details, details!
does it help if I ended up marrying him 5 years later and will be married to him for 25 years next January?
NOOOO!!! You do NOT look like you've been married 25 years. 15 tops. Seriously.
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I find it interesting that some people screw up when they are young (me) and somehow manage to grow up by learning from how they screwed up when they were young (most definitely me), but the DUmbasses can't see past that. Could it be that they themselves have never grown up? Could it be that they have some genetic flaw that prevents them from ever learning from their mistakes? Or could it be that they're jealous because they lost theirs to a rough trick named "Jim"?
:shucks:
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Wine Coolers??
Sounds like the 70s to me and that the DUchebag probably had to get the guy drunk on some Boones Farm to do the nasty with it.
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Wine Coolers??
Sounds like the 70s to me and that the DUchebag probably had to get the guy drunk on some Boones Farm to do the nasty with it.
Wine Coolers were in the '80's. Bartles and Jaymes anyone??? :-)
I preferred California Coolers, cuz they came in a 2 liter. :-)
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Wine Coolers were in the '80's. Bartles and Jaymes anyone??? :-)
I preferred California Coolers, cuz they came in a 2 liter. :-)
Annie Greensprings!
Cindie
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REMEMBER KIDS: We're the perverts because we have an unhealthy obsession with the extra-marital doings of a 46-year old congressman who just found out he's going to be a father.
Try to keep your maladjusted minds focused on under-aged girls where it belongs.
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Yeah, and BEG's husband is tall, too, so that took extra special talent. :lmao:
I did it in a Bug as well.
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Back seat of a bug? Wow! A pair of dwarf circus clowns would have trouble doing that.
Desperate people do desperate things. I could tell you all about leaving prints on the hood of his bug once, if you are interested.
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Desperate people do desperate things. I could tell you all about leaving prints on the hood of his bug once, if you are interested.
What kind of prints?
:naughty:
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Desperate people do desperate things. I could tell you all about leaving prints on the hood of his bug once, if you are interested.
Now that's believable. A literal bouncy tale[sic].
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What kind of prints?
:naughty:
Probably what you are imagining.
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Please elaborate. :naughty: The public demands details, details, details!
NOOOO!!! You do NOT look like you've been married 25 years. 15 tops. Seriously.
I got married when I was 20.
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Yeah, and BEG's husband is tall, too, so that took extra special talent. :lmao:
I did it in a Bug as well.
I'm talented like that. :-)
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SpiralHawk (1000+ posts) Sat Jun-18-11 11:51 Response to Original message
11. This is sooo insightful
Republicons will be reassured that their, um, 'Family Values'are -- as ever -- being acted out so, um, faithfully by their young'uns.
Bristol is a true exemplar of authentic Republicon Family Values. No arguing that point.
You people are so ****ing vile. And, as usual you have a warped idea of what family values are. The most important value ISN'T keeping your children (or other family members or even ourselves) from making mistakes or not living up to our values. ALL people fail to live up to them sometimes. But having a code gives us a path to come back to despite straying now and then. And we all understand that one of the times people stray the most is when they're young. It's a normal part of growing up.
Some of us stray further or make really big mistakes, but FAMILY VALUES also says we love and support our family members and help them when they fall. In Bristol's case that means you've taught your daughter that LIFE is valued and no "mistake" is worth killing a baby over. It also means accepting personal responsibility for her choices. Bristol did that by finding a way to support herself and her baby boy. People make fun of her because of the way she's chosen to do it but she does it anyway. And she courageously, publicly, puts herself out there as an example of what NOT to do even though faces criticism from both sides.
Did she have help from her family? Of course she did. And I'd like to point out that at that time they were a middle class family with a middle class income. I don't know anyone in my circle, regardless of income, who wouldn't support their child. More important than not making mistakes, which is an absolutely absurd premise on your part, family values means you love your child. If we've taught them well, they'll handle whatever situation they're in with responsibility and dignity. As parents our job is love our children and help them without blunting consequences of their bad choices. These are the things that show a person's character.
Cindie
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Sometimes you have to do whatever it takes to make ends meet.
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Wouldn't most DUmmies consider that rape if it happened to any other person? I'll be honest, if I woke up and couldn't remember the night before and I found out that my boyfriend had sex with me for the first time, especially if I had been a virgin prior to that, I would probably consider it rape.
But it does not meet the left's definition of "rape-rape".
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You people are so ****ing vile. And, as usual you have a warped idea of what family values are. The most important value ISN'T keeping your children (or other family members or even ourselves) from making mistakes or not living up to our values. ALL people fail to live up to them sometimes. But having a code gives us a path to come back to despite straying now and then. And we all understand that one of the times people stray the most is when they're young. It's a normal part of growing up.
Some of us stray further or make really big mistakes, but FAMILY VALUES also says we love and support our family members and help them when they fall. In Bristol's case that means you've taught your daughter that LIFE is valued and no "mistake" is worth killing a baby over. It also means accepting personal responsibility for her choices. Bristol did that by finding a way to support herself and her baby boy. People make fun of her because of the way she's chosen to do it but she does it anyway. And she courageously, publicly, puts herself out there as an example of what NOT to do even though faces criticism from both sides.
Did she have help from her family? Of course she did. And I'd like to point out that at that time they were a middle class family with a middle class income. I don't know anyone in my circle, regardless of income, who wouldn't support their child. More important than not making mistakes, which is an absolutely absurd premise on your part, family values means you love your child. If we've taught them well, they'll handle whatever situation they're in with responsibility and dignity. As parents our job is love our children and help them without blunting consequences of their bad choices. These are the things that show a person's character.
Cindie
H5
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stevenumbers will be stopping at the wine shop on his way home from Cabela's.
Someone needs to tell him that Bartel's and James' aren't sold at the local 7/11 anymore. These days it's the "hard" lemonades and shit like that.
Personally, I don't know of too many people who would ADMIT to having drunk a wine cooler after about 1994 or so.
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Probably what you are imagining.
Probably, but you said you would tell..... :popcorn:
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Wine Coolers were in the '80's. Bartles and Jaymes anyone??? :-)
I preferred California Coolers, cuz they came in a 2 liter. :-)
There was a time Purple Passion came in a plastic 2 liter soda bottle - with 'made from substandard grapes' in the fine print at the bottom.
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There was a time Purple Passion came in a plastic 2 liter soda bottle - with 'made from substandard grapes' in the fine print at the bottom.
Yup. I recall that as well.
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Wouldn't most DUmmies consider that rape if it happened to any other person?
You would think so, wouldn't you? Their hypocrisy and misogyny is truly appalling.
I'll be honest, if I woke up and couldn't remember the night before and I found out that my boyfriend had sex with me for the first time, especially if I had been a virgin prior to that, I would probably consider it rape.
And rightly so.
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So, Anthony Weiner = DUmp hero
Bristol Palin = slut
Stay classy, DU.
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Bristol is in a tiny minority, like Ashlee Simpson, who's had facial surgery that was immensely successful.
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80% of the population lost their virginity while drunk on wine coolers while camping?
Just like the DUmmies' claim that 10% of the population is gay. Or in their terms, GLBTQI. :whatever:
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Someone needs to tell him that Bartel's and James' aren't sold at the local 7/11 anymore. These days it's the "hard" lemonades and shit like that.
Personally, I don't know of too many people who would ADMIT to having drunk a wine cooler after about 1994 or so.
And if a guy ever admits drinking one at all, that raises questions about their manhood.
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Just like the DUmmies' claim that 10% of the population is gay. Or in their terms, GLBTQI. :whatever:
I still don't get that Q.
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I still don't get that Q.
Questioning. :mental:
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Questioning. :mental:
I know what it stands for, and I still don't understand it.
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I know what it stands for, and I still don't understand it.
I think it applies well to Stevie Numbers. He's constantly questioning why he can't get laid.
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I know what it stands for, and I still don't understand it.
As in: Seems a bit redundant?
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I think it applies well to Stevie Numbers. He's constantly questioning why he can't get laid.
Now that makes sense.
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As in: Seems a bit redundant?
Exactly.
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I know what it stands for, and I still don't understand it.
Supposedly it is for people who are questioning if they might be gay/bi/anything else.