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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on June 17, 2011, 07:23:14 AM

Title: happy birthday, Mr. Wiggum, sir!
Post by: franksolich on June 17, 2011, 07:23:14 AM
Happy birthday, sir, and many more!

I'm putting this in the DUmpster--there's a companion thread in the Lounge here--because Mr. Wiggum, more so than anyone else I know, at both our old home and this place, has been one of the most, if not the most, vigorous enthusiasts of exposing the stupidity, the selfishness, the self-centeredness, the crassness, the crudity, the cluelessness, the pompous arrogance, of the primitives, and mocking them.

For, oh, I dunno, maybe the past eight or nine years.

I wish I had a tenth of Mr. Wiggum's skill at reacting to the primitives with such warm, tender, caressing wit.

Mr. Wiggum of course was the creator, the originator, of the Top DUmmies in 2005.

I must admit to a tinge of jealousy for Mr. Wiggum's social skills.

The time, about six years ago, I was trying to woo and court Fat Che, the now-mausoleumed "BenBurch" primitive, to get him to join Scamdy, plying him with nice words and soothing promises, Fat Che would have nothing at all to do with me.  I dunno why; I'm a nice guy, one of the nicest guys one can ever hope to meet, but Fat Che shunned franksolich as if I were a leper.

But at this very same time, on the wikipedia discussion-board, Fat Che publicly stated that Mr. Wiggum was the only person from the other side that he liked.

Damn, I wish I had the "people skills" of our Mr. Wiggum.

Again, happy birthday, sir, and many many many more!
Title: Re: happy birthday, Mr. Wiggum, sir!
Post by: Karin on June 17, 2011, 07:41:49 AM
Happy Birthday, Ralph!  Hope you have a great day. 
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Post by: Ballygrl on June 17, 2011, 08:16:43 AM
Happy Birthday!
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Post by: FlaGator on June 17, 2011, 09:16:53 AM
Happy Birthday Ralph...
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Post by: CC27 on June 17, 2011, 10:05:37 AM
Happy bday!
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Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 17, 2011, 11:03:49 AM
Thanks everyone! Sitting on my deck enjoying a cigar and a bloody mary, hoping the rain stays away so I can get some golf in today.

Hope everyone has a great weekend and happy Father's day to all of you!

 :cheersmate:
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Post by: BattleHymn on June 17, 2011, 11:22:42 AM
Happy birthday, Mr. Wiggum.   :cheersmate:
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Post by: Freeper on June 17, 2011, 01:12:58 PM
Happy birthday Ralphie boy.
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Post by: Texacon on June 17, 2011, 01:14:00 PM
Happy Birthday and enjoy the golf!

KC
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Post by: miskie on June 17, 2011, 03:07:20 PM
Happy Bidet !

May all your problems be washed away !
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Post by: Tucker on June 17, 2011, 04:20:54 PM
Happy Birthday, Ralph!

Have a great day.
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Post by: Revolution on June 17, 2011, 04:41:29 PM
Happy Birthday, Mr. Wiggum. Hope it's a blast!! :cheersmate:
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Post by: Duke Nukum on June 17, 2011, 05:24:05 PM
Happy Birthday, Ralph! :bday:
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Post by: Schadenfreude on June 17, 2011, 05:28:35 PM
Happy Birthday Ralph! :blowkiss:
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Post by: BEG on June 17, 2011, 05:38:52 PM
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on June 17, 2011, 11:03:49 AM
Thanks everyone! Sitting on my deck enjoying a cigar and a bloody mary, hoping the rain stays away so I can get some golf in today.

Hope everyone has a great weekend and happy Father's day to all of you!

 :cheersmate:

Rush, is that you?   :p

Happy Birthday Ralphie.  :)
Title: Re: happy birthday, Mr. Wiggum, sir!
Post by: Schadenfreude on June 17, 2011, 06:35:34 PM
Quote from: BEG on June 17, 2011, 05:38:52 PM
Rush, is that you?   :p

Happy Birthday Ralphie.  :)

The golfing made me think Obamma!
Title: Re: happy birthday, Mr. Wiggum, sir!
Post by: BEG on June 17, 2011, 06:46:08 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on June 17, 2011, 06:35:34 PM
The golfing made me think Obamma!


Yeah, Obama ruined golf for me. I'll never play again.  :-)
Title: Re: happy birthday, Mr. Wiggum, sir!
Post by: Tucker on June 17, 2011, 07:29:43 PM
Quote from: BEG on June 17, 2011, 06:46:08 PM
Yeah, Obama ruined golf for me. I'll never play again.  :-)

The surgery on my shoulder and knee ruined it for me.