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Title: Would power destroy you?
Post by: Mr Mannn on April 20, 2008, 08:46:47 PM: Lets be honest here. So many paths lead to the dark side.
I'm afraid it takes a saint to be a Jedi. I would ultimately succumb to the lure of the dark side.

All it would take is a couple of sleepless nights from the wild wookie parties in the apartment upstairs and I know, lightning would be shooting from my hands whilst I shout, "Power! Unlimited power!"

After a hard day of Jedi training, getting cut off in my speeder, the first rude merchant would start choking. "I find your lack of courtesy, disturbing."

And the blond at the bar who won't give me the time of day, I would end up waving my hand and saying, "That Jedi is really cute! Lets go someplace more...private."

Yeah verily, I would be Darth Da Mannn.
Title: Re: Would power destroy you?
Post by: Chris_ on April 20, 2008, 08:49:54 PM: I can't say I disagree. I know it's wrong. :-)
Title: Re: Would power destroy you?
Post by: Rebel on April 20, 2008, 09:08:30 PM: Nah, not me. After I got rid of off of the liberals, I'd use my powers for good. :-)
Title: Re: Would power destroy you?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on April 20, 2008, 09:10:45 PM: Would it destroy me, no. My enemies, though, yes.... :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Would power destroy you?
Post by: mamacags on April 20, 2008, 09:21:55 PM: I would be a dictator in a matter of minutes. I can not ever have any power higher than basic mommy stuff.
Title: Re: Would power destroy you?
Post by: Lord Undies on April 20, 2008, 09:25:33 PM: Power would only enforce my natural ability to be discreet and unassuming. I could never bring myself to lord over anyone. You would never know I was about to kill you.
Title: Re: Would power destroy you?
Post by: Odin's Hand on April 20, 2008, 09:30:55 PM: Superman is rolling over in his grave with these replies.
Title: Re: Would power destroy you?
Post by: Rebel on April 20, 2008, 09:56:59 PM: Quote from: Odin's Hand on April 20, 2008, 09:30:55 PM
Superman is rolling over in his grave with these replies.

Superman was a little bitch in a speedo.
Title: Re: Would power destroy you?
Post by: Chris_ on April 20, 2008, 09:58:40 PM: Quote from: Rebel on April 20, 2008, 09:56:59 PM
Quote from: Odin's Hand on April 20, 2008, 09:30:55 PM
Superman is rolling over in his grave with these replies.

Superman was a little bitch in a speedo.

:rofl:
Title: Re: Would power destroy you?
Post by: Chris_ on April 20, 2008, 10:01:31 PM: I don't actually *have* super powers, so my answer might be different if I did.

I've never been good at hypothetical questions.
Title: Re: Would power destroy you?
Post by: Odin's Hand on April 20, 2008, 10:04:00 PM: Quote from: Rebel on April 20, 2008, 09:56:59 PM
Quote from: Odin's Hand on April 20, 2008, 09:30:55 PM
Superman is rolling over in his grave with these replies.

Superman was a little bitch in a speedo.

Which is why he is in his grave prematurely.
Title: Re: Would power destroy you?
Post by: mamacags on April 20, 2008, 10:09:01 PM: Didn't they make Superman a big old homerseckul in one of the last comics?
Title: Re: Would power destroy you?
Post by: Dixie*Darling on April 20, 2008, 10:10:04 PM: Quote from: Rebel on April 20, 2008, 09:56:59 PM
Quote from: Odin's Hand on April 20, 2008, 09:30:55 PM
Superman is rolling over in his grave with these replies.

Superman was a little bitch in a speedo.

Wonder Woman kicked Superman's ass!

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Title: Re: Would power destroy you?
Post by: Odin's Hand on April 20, 2008, 10:26:45 PM: Quote from: mamacags on April 20, 2008, 10:09:01 PM
Didn't they make Superman a big old homerseckul in one of the last comics?

Yeah, I think the new incarnation of Superman, as a teenager, is a fag.
Title: Re: Would power destroy you?
Post by: Chris_ on April 20, 2008, 10:30:04 PM: If I had absolute power, I would give both clintons the red ass, and then retire to a nice island. After a while of rest I would become a lawyer just because no one would get the joke but me.