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Current Events => General Discussion => Topic started by: LC EFA on June 14, 2011, 05:28:58 AM

Title: Spammers
Post by: LC EFA on June 14, 2011, 05:28:58 AM
The recent influx of spam-trolls got me thinking....

Title: Re: Spammers
Post by: Gina on June 14, 2011, 06:02:16 AM
prickly pear up their ass :whistling:
Title: Re: Spammers
Post by: RightCoast on June 14, 2011, 06:38:22 AM
woodchipper...
Title: Re: Spammers
Post by: Eupher on June 14, 2011, 06:39:27 AM
fire ants and honey -- it's a slower, more delicious process.
Title: Re: Spammers
Post by: Thor on June 14, 2011, 06:54:11 AM
all of the above, in a certain and progressively worse order.
Title: Re: Spammers
Post by: NHSparky on June 14, 2011, 09:26:28 AM
Take off and nuke 'em from orbit.  It's the only way to be sure.
Title: Re: Spammers
Post by: dutch508 on June 14, 2011, 09:56:49 AM
prickly pear up their ass :whistling:

God, you turn me on...

 :naughty:
Title: Re: Spammers
Post by: Gina on June 14, 2011, 12:23:54 PM
God, you turn me on...

 :naughty:

 :agree:
Title: Re: Spammers
Post by: Ptarmigan on June 14, 2011, 12:31:29 PM
We should put spammers and trolls' decapitated heads on stakes at the gate.  :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Spammers
Post by: Odin's Hand on June 14, 2011, 01:09:29 PM
Other: Slightly disembowled, hamstrung and left for nocturnal predators.
Title: Re: Spammers
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on June 14, 2011, 01:10:15 PM
Introduce them to the DUmp?
Title: Re: Spammers
Post by: Attero Dominatus on June 14, 2011, 01:12:22 PM
Deport them to North Korea and let them live in the communist utopia they preach.
Title: Re: Spammers
Post by: Gina on June 14, 2011, 04:06:51 PM
Oh oh!!!!! shove them all up Mooshelle's asscrack and end their misery  :hyper:   Her asscrack is big enough for all this libs!
Title: Re: Spammers
Post by: catsmtrods on June 14, 2011, 05:06:14 PM
I like the old American Tar and Feather!
Title: Re: Spammers
Post by: Bondai on June 14, 2011, 11:21:14 PM
Turn the registration back on and let's have at them.It's no fun hiding behind a firewall.. :banghead:
Title: Re: Spammers
Post by: compaqxp on June 15, 2011, 12:27:04 AM
Force them to use Dial-up, I'm sure most of them never have.
Title: Re: Spammers
Post by: LC EFA on June 15, 2011, 12:52:57 AM
Turn the registration back on and let's have at them.It's no fun hiding behind a firewall.. :banghead:

If they were interested in presenting a valid and coherent argument that would be ideal.

Several hundred posts by multiple users - each containing an identical or nearly identical picture that had no relevance or bearing on the thread at hand and were at best offensive content - is not "presenting a valid and coherent argument".
 
Title: Re: Spammers
Post by: rich_t on June 15, 2011, 04:09:55 AM
fire ants and honey -- it's a slower, more delicious process.

And it feeds the ants.
Title: Re: Spammers
Post by: Gina on June 15, 2011, 05:47:58 AM
If they were interested in presenting a valid and coherent argument that would be ideal.

Several hundred posts by multiple users - each containing an identical or nearly identical picture that had no relevance or bearing on the thread at hand and were at best offensive content - is not "presenting a valid and coherent argument".
 

Yeh, it's like some asshole coming into your office and farting then leaving.  The smell stays.
Title: Re: Spammers
Post by: NHSparky on June 15, 2011, 11:14:19 AM
Yeh, it's like some asshole coming into your office and farting then leaving.  The smell stays.

Yeah, and if you're REALLY talented (and foul) you can get some serious delay and/or hang time, which makes it easier to blame on someone else.

Or you could just get a sock puppet and return the favor to their asses on their websites.
Title: Re: Spammers
Post by: Bondai on June 15, 2011, 11:28:50 PM
Sounds like everyone is a scared of em'  :yahoo: