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Title: I spoke to my mother last night and she told me her EBAY screen name.
Post by: ScubaGuy on April 20, 2008, 09:11:18 AM
Good Lord these people are nuckin futz.

Yes Maraya the CIA is tapping your phone and passing the information off to ebay. :mental:

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Maraya1969  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sun Apr-20-08 09:09 AM
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I spoke to my mother last night and she told me her EBAY screen name.
   
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So today I get an email with a name that is extremely similar to a good friend of my mother who I have received forwards from many times over the years and with a link that has the same numbers and a few changed letters on it of my mother's EBAY screen name.

So this jackass who is too curious for her own good clicks on the link and it looks like it probably is a sex site but the pictures, (at least on the front page) are of beautiful woman who are not doing anything overtly sexual. I did not click further.

So maybe it is a coincidence that the link in the email looked just like my mother's screen name that I only found out about last night from my mother on the telephone, and that email looked like it was from my mother friend who's emails have been forwarded to me many times. (My mother's friend's name is Mabel and this woman's name was Mildred....in my mind very easy to assume it is the same person.

The problem is this.....I have had these things happen in the past. The fact that the information for this one came from MY TELEPHONE CONVERSATION scares the shite out of me.


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hobbit709  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sun Apr-20-08 09:21 AM
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3. Highly improbable connection there
   
Ebay screen names are just that. They don't contain your email address in the name. Unless you use a very unique name what are the chances of someone having a similar name. I've gotten emails that at first glance looked like someone I know, but a closer look at the return address shows a difference. And if someone was rapping your phone, there would be better reasons than to send porn spam.

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glowing  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sun Apr-20-08 09:44 AM
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6. Why wouldn't they.. Its all digital and its all stored info.. why wouldn't the digital
   
overlapses connect.. Everyone has a file on them.. Starts now at birth cetificate/ social and continues on through school and jobs and life.. Part of it is selling stuff and monitoring people for their behavior patterns.. They want to know when and where there might actually be an uprising.. They've infiltrated my activist group a few times now..

 :lmao:

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glowing  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sun Apr-20-08 09:24 AM
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4. I've been monitored for a long time.. My grandmother even knew I was
   
when she was alive.. It was funny.. we used to mess with it and she'd get a kick out of it.. My digital phone is really bad.. you can hear clicks, pops, and people talking everyonce in a while.. AND I'm not sure if my mom's suitcase was inspected on the way down and on the way back from my house, unless they were monitoring the activity.. We made the plans over the phone and I had her confirmation stuff on my e-mail.. It was just odd that they picked her luggage twice to rummage through.. It'll be interesting to see what they do with ours when we go up for my sisters wedding..


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glowing  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sun Apr-20-08 09:24 AM
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5. oops dupe.. computer "glitch"---I'll add.. sometimes other people
   
Edited on Sun Apr-20-08 09:41 AM by glowing
seem to be on my computer, the mouse will be moving around on its own and I'll take it to drag it.. and it'll move somewhere else.. It's rather amusing at times.. other's very frustrating..

I think Glowing may want to seek professional help.
Title: Re: I spoke to my mother last night and she told me her EBAY screen name.
Post by: Chris_ on April 20, 2008, 09:30:47 AM
It was a bit hard to follow, but okaaay.....  :lmao:

Title: Re: I spoke to my mother last night and she told me her EBAY screen name.
Post by: Georgia Bulldog on April 20, 2008, 09:35:19 AM
It's all the top-secret work of the VRWC!  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: I spoke to my mother last night and she told me her EBAY screen name.
Post by: Lord Undies on April 20, 2008, 09:53:27 AM
I keep emptying my toilet bowl and then it refills without me.  This scares the jujubee out of me!  I think the CIA-T Division is monitoring my bathroom by ultasound. 
Title: Re: I spoke to my mother last night and she told me her EBAY screen name.
Post by: Chris_ on April 20, 2008, 10:13:11 AM
I keep emptying my toilet bowl and then it refills without me.  This scares the jujubee out of me!  I think the CIA-T Division is monitoring my bathroom by ultasound. 

T division stands for.... turd?
Title: Re: I spoke to my mother last night and she told me her EBAY screen name.
Post by: Lord Undies on April 20, 2008, 10:16:20 AM
I keep emptying my toilet bowl and then it refills without me.  This scares the jujubee out of me!  I think the CIA-T Division is monitoring my bathroom by ultasound. 

T division stands for.... turd?

Ok.
Title: Re: I spoke to my mother last night and she told me her EBAY screen name.
Post by: RobJohnson on April 20, 2008, 10:19:16 AM
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Mabel and this woman's name was Mildred....in my mind very easy to assume it is the same person

Because you have a ****ed up mind, that's all.

Once I got an email from a guy name Tim that I did not know...I think he was trying to trick me into thinking he was my friend Tom.  :rotf: I did not know at the time the CIA was doing this...and I do have an ebay account.

I should be more careful.

If someone is that ****ing paranoid they should turn off the computer and get some real help....unlinke the DUmmie "healing lounge light"  :banghead:


Title: Re: I spoke to my mother last night and she told me her EBAY screen name.
Post by: Chris_ on April 20, 2008, 10:26:11 AM
I keep emptying my toilet bowl and then it refills without me.  This scares the jujubee out of me!  I think the CIA-T Division is monitoring my bathroom by ultasound. 

T division stands for.... turd?

Ok.

My my my... you are so agreeable today.  :p
Title: Re: I spoke to my mother last night and she told me her EBAY screen name.
Post by: stickyboot on April 20, 2008, 10:35:05 AM
It was a bit hard to follow, but okaaay.....  :lmao:



It's either very poorly told, or she's three steps into the psych unit.
Title: Re: I spoke to my mother last night and she told me her EBAY screen name.
Post by: Chris_ on April 20, 2008, 11:19:07 AM
Maybe the CIA read all the communist posts on the DUmp.
Title: Re: I spoke to my mother last night and she told me her EBAY screen name.
Post by: Airwolf on April 20, 2008, 11:23:42 AM
Playing this for the occasion.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzlG28B-R8Y[/youtube]
Title: Re: I spoke to my mother last night and she told me her EBAY screen name.
Post by: asdf2231 on April 20, 2008, 11:51:00 AM
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glowing  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sun Apr-20-08 09:44 AM
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6. Why wouldn't they.. Its all digital and its all stored info.. why wouldn't the digital
   
overlapses connect.. Everyone has a file on them.. Starts now at birth cetificate/ social and continues on through school and jobs and life.. Part of it is selling stuff and monitoring people for their behavior patterns.. They want to know when and where there might actually be an uprising.. They've infiltrated my activist group a few times now..

This shit always cracks me up!

"Uprising".

Since none of the stupid bastards seems to own much past a .22 and most seem content to pen themselves into geographical zones that systematically strip them of the ability to own the TOOLS to effectively stage an "Uprising" what exactly do they think is going to happen when they take to the streets?

More whining from the Kent State Memorial Target Association.
Title: Re: I spoke to my mother last night and she told me her EBAY screen name.
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on April 20, 2008, 12:18:12 PM
Dammit, Maraya, the frickin' VRWC light bill isn't going to pay itself*, now is it?!?  If you're not going to say anything of intelligence value on your phone, you have to expect we're at least going to sell the intercepts to spammers!




*Well, the VRWC DOES own the utility company, but it's a different profit center than "SIGINT."

 :tongue:
Title: Re: I spoke to my mother last night and she told me her EBAY screen name.
Post by: Carl on April 20, 2008, 12:18:42 PM
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(My mother's friend's name is Mabel and this woman's name was Mildred....in my mind very easy to assume it is the same person.

Only if you are dumber then a box of rocks it is. :whatever:
Title: Re: I spoke to my mother last night and she told me her EBAY screen name.
Post by: DixieBelle on April 20, 2008, 12:50:02 PM
So the glowing DUmmie admits that the intrusive socialist-style government model doesn't work? I love it when they reveal their conservative/libertartian side. :-)

Heck, I'd dismantle the Dept. of Education and get the govt out of the business of growing little automatons.
Title: Re: I spoke to my mother last night and she told me her EBAY screen name.
Post by: dutch508 on April 20, 2008, 12:52:20 PM
It's all the top-secret work of the VRWC!  :cheersmate:

Operation Mouse control was not supposed to take off until May 12th. Who's playing with the mice?
Title: Re: I spoke to my mother last night and she told me her EBAY screen name.
Post by: Chris_ on April 20, 2008, 01:14:28 PM
So the glowing DUmmie admits that the intrusive socialist-style government model doesn't work? I love it when they reveal their conservative/libertartian side. :-)

Heck, I'd dismantle the Dept. of Education and get the govt out of the business of growing little automatons.
An idea that's 25 years overdue. H5.
Title: Re: I spoke to my mother last night and she told me her EBAY screen name.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 20, 2008, 02:08:35 PM
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The fact that the information for this one came from MY TELEPHONE CONVERSATION scares the shite out of me.

Does that make Maraya a Sunni?
Title: Re: I spoke to my mother last night and she told me her EBAY screen name.
Post by: ScubaGuy on April 20, 2008, 02:11:25 PM
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The fact that the information for this one came from MY TELEPHONE CONVERSATION scares the shite out of me.

Does that make Maraya a Sunni?
:rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: I spoke to my mother last night and she told me her EBAY screen name.
Post by: delilahmused on April 20, 2008, 03:58:25 PM
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glowing  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sun Apr-20-08 09:44 AM
Response to Reply #3
6. Why wouldn't they.. Its all digital and its all stored info.. why wouldn't the digital
   
overlapses connect.. Everyone has a file on them.. Starts now at birth cetificate/ social and continues on through school and jobs and life.. Part of it is selling stuff and monitoring people for their behavior patterns.. They want to know when and where there might actually be an uprising.. They've infiltrated my activist group a few times now..

Paranoia and self-importance in one moonbat package. Let me see if I've got this right. The government that pretty much has its hands full tracking down international terrorists, drug dealers, organized crime, etc. is going to bother "infiltrating" this DUmmie's little group? Lord knows a bunch of moonbats whose idea of planning is to paint a few signs, whine and moan about how bad everything is, and wait for someone else to start the revolution is a threat to national security. Most likely what actually happened is a couple of college Republicans saw a flier posted and decided to check it out for fun. As we all know anyone our little glow worm comes in contact with who doesn't think exactly like it must be a paid operative trying to discover the REAL truth behind that clandestine, "I want to be a socialist but I'm too chicken to start a revolution and too lazy to get off my fat ass and change the world" meeting. Besides, the government is too busy using its free time persecuting Marines.

Cindie
Title: Re: I spoke to my mother last night and she told me her EBAY screen name.
Post by: dutch508 on April 20, 2008, 03:59:46 PM
that explains why we haven't caught bin Ladin yet. We are too busy with all the liberal's e-mail traffic
Title: Re: I spoke to my mother last night and she told me her EBAY screen name.
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on April 20, 2008, 07:42:17 PM
(http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/7408/paranoiaie1.jpg)
Title: Re: I spoke to my mother last night and she told me her EBAY screen name.
Post by: franksolich on April 20, 2008, 07:44:10 PM
You know, Happy Fun Ball, that just cracks me up every time I see it, no matter how many times I see it.

It's a classic, an undying classic.
Title: Re: I spoke to my mother last night and she told me her EBAY screen name.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 21, 2008, 04:17:24 AM
You know, Happy Fun Ball, that just cracks me up every time I see it, no matter how many times I see it.

It's a classic, an undying classic.

Same here.  I'm going to print that one out and use it on some of the moonbats at work . . . H5, BTW . . .
Title: Re: I spoke to my mother last night and she told me her EBAY screen name.
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on April 21, 2008, 05:31:56 PM
Same here.  I'm going to print that one out and use it on some of the moonbats at work . . . H5, BTW . . .
For some real laughs (and if this is possible), you could sneak into work early and set the picture as a wallpaper on a couple of their computers.
Title: Re: I spoke to my mother last night and she told me her EBAY screen name.
Post by: formerlurker on April 21, 2008, 05:36:33 PM
 :rotf:

OMG, you just can't write this stuff can you?    Whoa what a bunch of freakin loons!!!

Title: Re: I spoke to my mother last night and she told me her EBAY screen name.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 21, 2008, 06:40:34 PM
Same here.  I'm going to print that one out and use it on some of the moonbats at work . . . H5, BTW . . .
For some real laughs (and if this is possible), you could sneak into work early and set the picture as a wallpaper on a couple of their computers.

Unfortunately, I don't think this is possible . . . everyone's workstation is password protected, and the damn security forces us to change them every 60 days or so.