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Title: Teh Weiner is saved..SAVED I tell you.
Post by: Skul on June 11, 2011, 04:24:25 PM: Found this, and the first thing I thought of was exactly what comment number made.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1278014
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pnwmom (1000+ posts) Sat Jun-11-11 04:03 PM
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Weiner issues statement about entering treatment
Edited on Sat Jun-11-11 04:05 PM by pnwmom
In a statement to Politico.com Saturday Weiner said he will not resign from Congress and will instead head to rehabilitation to seek "professional treatment.â€

"Congressman Weiner departed this morning to seek professional treatment to focus on becoming a better husband and healthier person,â€ Weinerâ€™s office said in the statement.

â€œIn light of that, he will request a short leave of absence from the House of Representatives so that he can get evaluated and map out a course of treatment to make himself well,â€ the statement said. â€œCongressman Weiner takes the views of his colleagues very seriously and has determined that he needs this time to get healthy and make the best decision possible for himself, his family and his constituents."

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SidDithers (1000+ posts) Sat Jun-11-11 04:05 PM
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1. Treatment for what? Stupidity? ...
nothing more than a PR move.
:rotf: :lmao:

Wait, it gets better.
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DCBob (1000+ posts) Sat Jun-11-11 04:07 PM
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3. So yet another lie revealed.. he has been saying all along what he has been doing is normal..
adult, on-line, sexy fun. Now he admits he needs treatment. When does this idiotic farce end?!?
We hope it goes on for a loooong time.

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aquart (1000+ posts) Sat Jun-11-11 04:23 PM
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8. And the bridge is sold!
How to Get Out of a Scandal 101: Check into rehab.

There is no known cure for masturbation.
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Name removed (0 posts) Sat Jun-11-11 04:46 PM
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cali (1000+ posts) Sat Jun-11-11 04:50 PM
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21. you don't actually think you're clever, do you?
pathetic. and yes, he's the loser due to his own craptacular flame out behavior.
Cali is a loser expert.

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kstewart33 (1000+ posts) Sat Jun-11-11 04:38 PM
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18. Get healthy from what?
What particular illness does he have?

Unbridled stupidity and narcissistic arrogance? How is that an illness?
Can't cure stupid.

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cali (1000+ posts) Sat Jun-11-11 04:54 PM
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22. railroaded? yeah, by himself.
and yes, I hope he gets some help. If I were making a recommendation to him, I'd suggest a 30 day Dathun.
Teh Weiner is ten dollars away from a twenty-four hour rehab session.
Title: Re: Teh Weiner is saved..SAVED I tell you.
Post by: Texacon on June 11, 2011, 04:30:53 PM: Weiner sure is working hard to hold on to that job. He can't do anything else obviously.

KC
Title: Re: Teh Weiner is saved..SAVED I tell you.
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 11, 2011, 04:34:31 PM: He is going to get help from the same team of "professionals" that he had a few days ago.
Back then, he had them investigating how the rethugs hacked his computer, and whose dick was hacked into that photo.
Same team, same mission - keep his sorry ass on the public payroll.
Title: Re: Teh Weiner is saved..SAVED I tell you.
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 11, 2011, 05:04:11 PM: Is he getting dick reduction surgery? Bonnie Fwank wants to know.
Title: Re: Teh Weiner is saved..SAVED I tell you.
Post by: Texacon on June 11, 2011, 05:30:44 PM: Quote from: JohnnyReb on June 11, 2011, 05:04:11 PM
Is he getting dick reduction surgery? Bonnie Fwank wants to know.

He better hope not, he won't have any left!

KC
Title: Re: Teh Weiner is saved..SAVED I tell you.
Post by: jukin on June 11, 2011, 05:51:50 PM: Just remembered this joke.

A guy is in his seat on an airplane and down the aisle comes the best looking woman he has ever seen. Miraculously she takes the set next to him so he starts up a conversation with her asking what she does for a living. She tells him that she is a sex researcher. Well the guy can't believe his luck so goes on asking her about her job. She says she disproves sexual urban myths . So the guy asks like what and she replies that most people think that Italian men are the best lovers but that isn't true. The Jewish men are the best lovers. She says another myth is that blacks have the biggest equipment but in reality it is the native American men that do. Then shse says but I am just talking about myself, tell me something about you, what's you name? To which the gentleman replies "Tanto Goldstein."
Title: Re: Teh Weiner is saved..SAVED I tell you.
Post by: Big Dog on June 11, 2011, 10:56:26 PM: Quote from: JohnnyReb on June 11, 2011, 05:04:11 PM
Is he getting dick reduction surgery? Bonnie Fwank wants to know.
(http://i1099.photobucket.com/albums/g383/ksbigdog1/Anthony-Weinerthatbig.jpg)
Title: Re: Teh Weiner is saved..SAVED I tell you.
Post by: miskie on June 12, 2011, 07:07:39 AM: Quote from: Big Dog on June 11, 2011, 10:56:26 PM
(http://i1099.photobucket.com/albums/g383/ksbigdog1/Anthony-Weinerthatbig.jpg)

(http://www.davidduke.com/images/barney-frank.jpg)

Once again, Frank disagrees.
Title: Re: Teh Weiner is saved..SAVED I tell you.
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 12, 2011, 08:52:02 AM: I agree with some of the DUmmies, there is no known cure for stupid.
Title: Re: Teh Weiner is saved..SAVED I tell you.
Post by: Big Dog on June 12, 2011, 09:45:59 AM: Quote from: miskie on June 12, 2011, 07:07:39 AM
(http://www.davidduke.com/images/barney-frank.jpg)

Once again, Frank disagrees.

That is shoot-coffee-from-your-nose funny.