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Title: "I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s"
Post by: Tess Anderson on June 10, 2011, 04:40:41 PM
link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1272170)

 :thatsright:

Them's fighting words:


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RadiationTherapy  (1000+ posts)        Fri Jun-10-11 05:05 PM
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Dear Wealthy: I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s.
 Ya'll better have a personal army and a compound, cause my crooked-hipped ass WILL be in your house.


Ya'll better pay attention.

Title: Re: "I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s"
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 10, 2011, 04:44:12 PM
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RadiationTherapy  (1000+ posts)        Fri Jun-10-11 05:05 PM
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Dear Wealthy: I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s.
 Ya'll better have a personal army and a compound, cause my crooked-hipped ass WILL be in your house.


Ya'll better pay attention.

Translation: GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME
Title: Re: "I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s"
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 10, 2011, 04:48:16 PM
If you're in "MY" house, your ass won't ever need another job.
Title: Re: "I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s"
Post by: LC EFA on June 10, 2011, 05:17:05 PM
If you're in "MY" house, your ass won't ever need another job.

Now, now.. Coffin stuffing is a job, and it's a job that even a DUmmie can master.
Title: Re: "I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s"
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 10, 2011, 05:21:16 PM
Now, now.. Coffin stuffing is a job, and it's a job that even a DUmmie can master.


 :lmao: Chef to the stars worms.
Title: Re: "I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s"
Post by: USA4ME on June 10, 2011, 05:25:02 PM
Loitering??

Oh yeah tough guy, you're really living on the edge.   :loser:

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Title: Re: "I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s"
Post by: compaqxp on June 10, 2011, 05:28:08 PM
Loitering??

Oh yeah tough guy, you're really living on the edge.   :loser:

.

But loitering makes you tough, it's not like every teenager in history hasn't done it.  ::)
Title: Re: "I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s"
Post by: ChuckJ on June 10, 2011, 05:36:36 PM
I'm not really concerned about their 70s. I'd just like them to get a job now.
Title: Re: "I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s"
Post by: BEG on June 10, 2011, 05:45:50 PM
Mt Dad who is 70 and my step dad who will be 80 in July still work.
Title: Re: "I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s"
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 10, 2011, 05:47:38 PM
Reminds me of the DUmmy who said he'd join in a general strike if he had a job.
Title: Re: "I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s"
Post by: Evil_Conservative on June 10, 2011, 06:36:22 PM
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RadiationTherapy  (1000+ posts)        Fri Jun-10-11 05:05 PM
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Dear Wealthy: I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s.
 Ya'll better have a personal army and a compound, cause my crooked-hipped ass WILL be in your house.


Ya'll better pay attention.

You will leave in a body bag if you come near my home.
Title: Re: "I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s"
Post by: Mr Mannn on June 10, 2011, 06:59:16 PM
Key words:
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RadiationTherapy  (1000+ posts)        Fri Jun-10-11 05:05 PM
Original message
Dear Wealthy: I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s.
 Ya'll better have a personal army and a compound, cause my crooked-hipped ass WILL be in your house.


Ya'll better pay attention.
Getting a job has always been fighting words at the DUmp.

I don't get what the controversy is. I will do what it takes...if that means working at 70, then I'll earn a living at 70.
I guess that's the difference between DUmmies and real people. WE aren't afraid of work...
Title: Re: "I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s"
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 10, 2011, 07:10:18 PM
Key words:Getting a job has always been fighting words at the DUmp.

I don't get what the controversy is. I will do what it takes...if that means working at 70, then I'll earn a living at 70.
I guess that's the difference between DUmmies and real people. WE aren't afraid of work...


Anyone here old enough to remember the TV show "Doby Gillis"?
The character, Maynard G. Gribbs, was allergic to the word "work". Everytime someone said the word "work" he screeched "WORK!". Little did we realize that he was to be the mould for DUmmies.
Title: Re: "I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s"
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 10, 2011, 07:20:44 PM
Most of the people at this site are hoping theirs is the house he picks to invade.

He'd be easier than slow Romero zombie.
Title: Re: "I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s"
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 10, 2011, 07:28:34 PM
Most of the people at this site are hoping theirs is the house he picks to invade.

He'd be easier than slow Romero zombie.

Maybe we can arrange a raffle?
Title: Re: "I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s"
Post by: Skul on June 10, 2011, 09:09:34 PM
Good old Maynard.
The girl, what was her characters name?

BTW, glowing medicine person.
You really should try applying for a job in order to get one.
Just a friendly hint.
Title: Re: "I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s"
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 10, 2011, 09:26:34 PM
Good old Maynard.
The girl, what was her characters name?
If you're talking about Maynard G. Krebs, the girl was Zelda Gilroy.
Title: Re: "I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s"
Post by: Skul on June 10, 2011, 10:01:28 PM
If you're talking about Maynard G. Krebs, the girl was Zelda Gilroy.
:lmao: Yes, Sir, that's her. :rotf:  Xnks
Title: Re: "I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s"
Post by: Ballygrl on June 10, 2011, 11:53:11 PM
I'm not really concerned about their 70s. I'd just like them to get a job now.

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: "I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s"
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 11, 2011, 05:15:32 AM
Maybe we can arrange a raffle?

And the proceeds would go to . . . ?
Title: Re: "I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s"
Post by: Randy on June 11, 2011, 05:23:52 AM
And the proceeds would go to . . . ?

The Anybody but obama in '12 campaign.
Title: Re: "I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s"
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 11, 2011, 05:41:07 AM
The Anybody but obama in '12 campaign.

I'm kinda partial to SarahPAC, but that'll do.
Title: Re: "I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s"
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 11, 2011, 10:09:42 AM
And the proceeds would go to . . . ?
Pam Dawson, since Wishadoo told her to pound sand.
Title: Re: "I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s"
Post by: Texacon on June 11, 2011, 10:31:45 AM
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RadiationTherapy  (1000+ posts)        Fri Jun-10-11 05:05 PM
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Dear Wealthy: I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s.
 Ya'll better have a personal army and a compound, cause my crooked-hipped ass WILL be in your house.


Ya'll better pay attention.

Please define wealthy and if you don't mind could you tell me what section of the country you're in?  I need to know if I should load more than the 4 guns I have laying next to my bed.

KC
Title: Re: "I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s"
Post by: true_blood on June 11, 2011, 02:18:17 PM
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RadiationTherapy  (1000+ posts)        Fri Jun-10-11 05:05 PM
Original message
Dear Wealthy: I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s.
Ya'll better have a personal army and a compound, cause my crooked-hipped ass WILL be in your house.
Ya'll better pay attention.
:lmao:
Come into my house and you'll have more than a crooked hip **** tard. And you can take that to the bank. Oh wait,....you probably don't go to the bank, huh?! :lmao:
Title: Re: "I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s"
Post by: Chris_ on June 11, 2011, 09:36:18 PM
One-legged housebreaker caught after leaving telltale trail of single footprints (http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/editors-choice/2011/06/09/one-legged-housebreaker-caught-after-leaving-telltale-trail-of-single-footprints-86908-23189795/)

 :o They're on to him.
Title: Re: "I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s"
Post by: I_B_Perky on June 12, 2011, 12:25:46 AM
Won't happen here either... he wouldn't even make it to my house. Us Mountaineers take an  extremely dim view of people that come on our property uninvited. If the doggies don't get him, the neighbors will.
Title: Re: "I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s"
Post by: GCBill on June 12, 2011, 02:35:21 AM
Key words:Getting a job has always been fighting words at the DUmp.

I don't get what the controversy is. I will do what it takes...if that means working at 70, then I'll earn a living at 70.
I guess that's the difference between DUmmies and real people. WE aren't afraid of work...


If you are in good enough shape to break into houses, you are in good enough shape to do SOME kind of useful work.

Of course, in DUmmieland, a man's hairy buttocks marching down the street is not obscene, but USEFUL WORK is the most degrading profane concept in the universe.

Oy stinkin' Vey!
Title: Re: "I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s"
Post by: catsmtrods on June 12, 2011, 04:42:10 AM
I'm actully planning on working in my garden and with my critters and building a few rods. Other things like hunting and fishing to suplement my retirment. Amazing the stark difference between us and them!
Title: Re: "I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s"
Post by: MoshMasterD on June 12, 2011, 06:37:13 AM
Dear Radiationtherapy,

You would be dead if you B&E my house.  My gun knows no age.
Title: Re: "I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s"
Post by: diesel driver on June 12, 2011, 08:00:28 AM
Dear Radiationtherapy,

You would be dead if you B&E my house.  My gun knows no age.

Mine either, nor does it discriminate. 
Title: Re: "I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s"
Post by: catsmtrods on June 12, 2011, 02:09:09 PM
Why would I need an Army and a compound to defend my home from a 70 year old gimp pothead? Hell, my weinerdog could handle him!
Title: Re: "I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s"
Post by: Skul on June 12, 2011, 05:11:26 PM
If only we were all weinerdogs, our problems would be solved. :whatever:
Title: Re: "I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s"
Post by: Karin on June 13, 2011, 08:26:24 AM
Well that's a good point; if you're able-bodied enough to do a crafty B & E, stuffing the silver in a duffel bag, escaping without notice, being clever enough to find a fence to monetize the loot, then you're able-bodied enough to work.  Come to think of it, if you're able to post at the DUmp, you're able to do a lot of otherwise productive things.  It's like a desk job, isn't it? 

It's a nice portrait of a democrat, though.  Give Me Free Stuff or I Will Take. 
Title: Re: "I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s"
Post by: FlaGator on June 13, 2011, 10:25:52 AM
At 70 I would say that your "crooked-hipped ass" should have done a better job of retirement planning instead of expecting other people to take care of you.
Title: Re: "I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s"
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 13, 2011, 11:37:47 AM
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RadiationTherapy  (1000+ posts)        Fri Jun-10-11 05:05 PM
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Dear Wealthy: I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s.

I imagine DUmmy RadiationTherapy has been following that path his entire life.
If he survives to 70, no one should expect him to change careers.