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Title: DUmmy Horse with no Name Continues Brain-Dead Daughter Storyline
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 10, 2011, 04:15:28 PM
DUmmy Horse with no Brain continues with her daughter storyline. (It's a good day. Beth updated the eviction, now a new daughter yarn.) You'll recall this young lady shacked up with a deadbeat boyfriend, bought him a widescreen TV and an iPhone, after which he immediately ran out on her, leaving her with the phone contract and TV payments. If you started to suspect the child inherited her mother's intelligence, this latest thread should confirm that suspicion.
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Horse with no Name  (1000+ posts)        Fri Jun-10-11 04:51 PM
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Well...I don't know whether to be proud of my daughter or mad at her
One of her friends was sharing that he ran out of gas, didn't have any money and nobody would stop to help him. He ended up having to walk a ways before he got some help and man is it hot here!

This upset her--she knows the economy sucks, and since we live in a poor area anyway, she sees first hand how it harms everyone--and how hard everyone struggles.

So....what does she do? She picked up a guy that she didn't know walking down the road and took him to his destination.

She said she could tell by looking at him that he wasn't a serial killer.

I know how she feels, it is tough to see folks struggle, but to be honest, this kind of scared me a little.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1272092
Having been raised in a single-wide with a wild-eyed, immoral, sado-masochistic sex fetishist like Horse with no Brain, the young apple has fallen very near the tree. Being alone in a car with a total stranger is probably a common experience for girls like htat.


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LiberalLoner  (1000+ posts)        Fri Jun-10-11 04:54 PM
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1. Yikes. I can understand why that scares you. Even though her heart is 
 in the right place (bless her heart) it is just too risky for a woman to pick up a stranger like that. Shoot, maybe it's even too risky for a man to pick up a stranger.

But bless your daughter for being such a kind-hearted, caring soul. You raised her right! Good job.
 
Yep, she's kind-hearted, and too DUmb to breathe. Her mom taught her to demand no visible bruising above the neck.

 
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secondwind  (1000+ posts)        Fri Jun-10-11 04:56 PM
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4. I agree. Be proud of your daughter, but she needs to not do this, unfortunately that is how life
is today. You raised a woman with a good heart, and sensitive to the pain of others. Be proud!

That is, unless the man in the car with her was a customer.


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EFerrari  (1000+ posts)        Fri Jun-10-11 04:56 PM
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5. Have to get across to her that serial killers usully look like fine
because they have no conscience so their guilt doesn't trouble them.

DUmmy Horse with no Brain's daughter is not, as far as we know, on the internet, so it is actually possible that
she could  be DUmber than poor, stupid Beth. A slim possibility, but a possibility nonetheless.
Title: Re: DUmmy Horse with no Name Continues Brain-Dead Daughter Storyline
Post by: Freeper on June 10, 2011, 04:20:32 PM
Sounds like Horse with no brain junior is trying to catch up with her mother who has seen over 1000 penises, one hitch hiker at a time.
Title: Re: DUmmy Horse with no Name Continues Brain-Dead Daughter Storyline
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 10, 2011, 04:21:49 PM
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EFerrari  (1000+ posts)        Fri Jun-10-11 04:56 PM
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5. Have to get across to her that serial killers usully look like fine
because they have no conscience so their guilt doesn't trouble them.


Beth must watch a lot of "Criminal Minds" or perhaps has personal experience with serial killers.
Title: Re: DUmmy Horse with no Name Continues Brain-Dead Daughter Storyline
Post by: Texacon on June 10, 2011, 04:21:56 PM
I guess she should be thanking her lucky stars her daughter didn't get a picture of Weiner's weener.

KC
Title: Re: DUmmy Horse with no Name Continues Brain-Dead Daughter Storyline
Post by: Tucker on June 10, 2011, 04:34:35 PM
I see that her daughter got the problem with the repo company straightened out.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,58509.0.html
Title: Re: DUmmy Horse with no Name Continues Brain-Dead Daughter Storyline
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 10, 2011, 04:43:56 PM
Sounds like Horse with no brain junior is trying to catch up with her mother who has seen over 1000 penises, one hitch hiker at a time.

You know, I've been thinking about that. I'm a guy and damn sure not gay, so I don't go around trying to sneak a peek at anyones stuff...BUT...I have been skinny dipping with some friends, been in the Boy Scouts years ago where we took baths in streams and in the military where there is no privacy.  I would say that I have seen 2 maybe 3 hundred penises max and it's for dang sure I didn't inspect them closely like horse seems to have done. Now that brings me to think that she's been a very busy little slut, selling her stuff or living in a nudist colony for the last 20 years.

What would women call a man that had inspected/seen a thousand vagina's? An experienced lover or gynecologist?
Title: Re: DUmmy Horse with no Name Continues Brain-Dead Daughter Storyline
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 10, 2011, 05:43:13 PM
What would women call a man that had inspected/seen a thousand vagina's? An experienced lover or gynecologist?
Wilt Chamberlain, the bizarro stevenumbers.
Title: Re: DUmmy Horse with no Name Continues Brain-Dead Daughter Storyline
Post by: BEG on June 10, 2011, 06:18:52 PM
This chick raised an idiot, if this story is true.
Title: Re: DUmmy Horse with no Name Continues Brain-Dead Daughter Storyline
Post by: miskie on June 10, 2011, 06:21:47 PM
You know, I've been thinking about that. I'm a guy and damn sure not gay, so I don't go around trying to sneak a peek at anyones stuff...BUT...I have been skinny dipping with some friends, been in the Boy Scouts years ago where we took baths in streams and in the military where there is no privacy.  I would say that I have seen 2 maybe 3 hundred penises max and it's for dang sure I didn't inspect them closely like horse seems to have done. Now that brings me to think that she's been a very busy little slut, selling her stuff or living in a nudist colony for the last 20 years.

What would women call a man that had inspected/seen a thousand vagina's? An experienced lover or gynecologist?

Could be she has a massive stash of pirated internet porn...

(http://images.broadwayworld.com/upload/23373/tn-500_img_8768.jpg)

Which one of you got porn ? Stupid DUmmy ? Me want porn too !
Title: Re: DUmmy Horse with no Name Continues Brain-Dead Daughter Storyline
Post by: miskie on June 10, 2011, 06:22:40 PM
This chick raised an idiot, if this story is true.

Isn't it amazing we always have to ask this question about a story on DU ?
Title: Re: DUmmy Horse with no Name Continues Brain-Dead Daughter Storyline
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 10, 2011, 06:32:01 PM
This chick raised an idiot, if this story is true.
If the story is true, she was raised in a single-wide as a thousand peckers paraded by. What do you expect?
You'd think, off that many customers, Horse with no Brain could afford to leave the trailer park.
She did recently claim to be moving, but so far no followup.
Title: Re: DUmmy Horse with no Name Continues Brain-Dead Daughter Storyline
Post by: Freeper on June 10, 2011, 06:46:50 PM
If the story is true, she was raised in a single-wide as a thousand peckers paraded by. What do you expect?
You'd think, off that many customers, Horse with no Brain could afford to leave the trailer park.
She did recently claim to be moving, but so far no followup.

She's 10 penises away from being able to move.

Title: Re: DUmmy Horse with no Name Continues Brain-Dead Daughter Storyline
Post by: BEG on June 10, 2011, 08:22:20 PM
She's 10 penises away from being able to move.



He hehehe
Title: Re: DUmmy Horse with no Name Continues Brain-Dead Daughter Storyline
Post by: Skul on June 10, 2011, 08:22:48 PM
Maybe it was 24 business penises away?

Thought this part was interesting.
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Horse with no Name  (1000+ posts)        Fri Jun-10-11 04:51 PM
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Well...I don't know whether to be proud of my daughter or mad at her
One of her friends was sharing that he ran out of gas, didn't have any money and nobody would stop to help him.
Folks are tired of supporting deadbeats.
Your friend is a deadbeat.
You stated that yourself.