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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Revolution on June 09, 2011, 05:09:25 PM

Title: Eat it, CalPig!
Post by: Revolution on June 09, 2011, 05:09:25 PM
Remember, Remember, the 5th of November ('08)
Obama became President.
The economy is in shambles,
in the country HE handles.
It's time for us all to lament.


I created this poem in my head while at work a couple hours ago. I promis you, Peg, it's better....100x better than anything you could come up with. Even though it is a slight spinoff.
Title: Re: Eat it, CalPig!
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on June 09, 2011, 05:14:15 PM
Remember, Remember, the 5th of November ('08)
Obama became President.
The economy is in shambles,
in the country HE handles.
It's time for us all to lament.


I created this poem in my head while at work a couple hours ago. I promis you, Peg, it's better....100x better than anything you could come up with. Even though it is a slight spinoff.
Hey! You forgot the transgendered/geriatric oral sex part! If you're gonna run with CalPeg bring the erotica man! :-)
Title: Re: Eat it, CalPig!
Post by: Revolution on June 09, 2011, 05:17:29 PM
 :lmao: Don't ruin it.

I'm actually quite pleased with this piece of literature. :)
Title: Re: Eat it, CalPig!
Post by: Habsfan on June 09, 2011, 06:16:14 PM
Rev, you made me search the DUmp and I found this oldie.

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cleofus1 (1000+ posts)             Mon May-01-06 01:35 PM
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California Peggy

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a190/cleofus2/CaliforniaPeggy0151.jpg)

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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts)           Mon May-01-06 03:49 PM
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17. That is wonderful!

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wildhorses (1000+ posts)           Mon May-01-06 01:59 PM
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7. you have really captured her smile!! Great likeness!!
   
she will be tickled to see it!!

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Bossy Monkey   (1000+ posts)             Mon May-01-06 02:32 PM
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12. Awesome! But my twisted brain thought you'd rewritten the lyrics to
   
"California Dreaming" to be about Peggy instead. Wouldn't that be a great Lounge project?

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reyd reid reed (1000+ posts)             Mon May-01-06 05:50 PM
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22. Oh, that is truly wonderful
   
What a remarkable likeness...you've captured Her.


I didn't realize it went back that far. They really worship this hag don't they. :rotf:
Title: Re: Eat it, CalPig!
Post by: Revolution on June 09, 2011, 06:35:55 PM
Complete, and utter C U Next Tuesday, but I digress. You already knew that.
Title: Re: Eat it, CalPig!
Post by: Bondai on June 09, 2011, 06:39:11 PM
IT'S A MAN BABY!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Eat it, CalPig!
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 09, 2011, 06:40:51 PM
The CalPig will be outraged with this attempt to steal her poetic thunder. She'll be marching soon with her hand-lettered
protest sign, "No penetration, no piece". The essential ingredient of CalPig poetry is smut.
Title: Re: Eat it, CalPig!
Post by: Habsfan on June 09, 2011, 07:55:14 PM
Omitted to post the link. 

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x5098097#5098100
Title: Re: Eat it, CalPig!
Post by: true_blood on June 09, 2011, 08:04:27 PM
Remember, Remember, the 5th of November ('08)
Obama became President.
The economy is in shambles,
in the country HE handles.
It's time for us all to lament.


I created this poem in my head while at work a couple hours ago. I promis you, Peg, it's better....100x better than anything you could come up with. Even though it is a slight spinoff.
I like it Rev. Good job. :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Eat it, CalPig!
Post by: Revolution on June 10, 2011, 05:33:42 PM
The CalPig will be outraged with this attempt to steal her poetic thunder. She'll be marching soon with her hand-lettered
protest sign, "No penetration, no piece". The essential ingredient of CalPig poetry is smut.

I dunno. I think I shot her poetry all to hell.  :lmao:

Srsly, I hope she gazes upon this thread.

And thanks, TB.
Title: Re: Eat it, CalPig!
Post by: miskie on June 10, 2011, 06:38:15 PM
I dunno. I think I shot her poetry all to hell.  :lmao:

Srsly, I hope she gazes upon this thread.

And thanks, TB.

She might steal it, and incorporate a couple of sexual innuendos - as you neglected to put a copyright mark on it - which, of course, makes it public domain.....   right ? right ? Bueller ? :whatever:
Title: Re: Eat it, CalPig!
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 10, 2011, 07:18:46 PM
I dunno. I think I shot her poetry all to hell. 
You also neglected to include the "~".
The little squiggly thing adds gravitas to your poetry.
Title: Re: Eat it, CalPig!
Post by: Revolution on June 11, 2011, 11:36:10 PM
I'm a simple man. What can I say?