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Title: poll: will the primitives ever end it all?
Post by: franksolich on June 09, 2011, 03:18:59 PM
Bitch bitch bitch.

Whine whine whine.

Moan moan moan.

For the past ten years, that's all one's ever heard from the primitives of Skins's island.

They don't like anything, they don't like anybody.

And they're certainly an ungrateful race, the primitives, the way they gripe to my fellow alum Skins about this thing or that thing.  My fellow alum has so kindly and generously and magnanimously donated a sizeable piece of real-estate on which the primitives can play and romp, and rather than thanking Skins, they complain to him, and about him.

They don't like this, they don't like that.

About the only thing the primitives like is that they like to hate.

What is white in the real world is black on Skins's island, and what is black in the real world is white on Skins' island.  The real up is their down, and the real down is their up.  For example, two popular icons on Skins's island are the late Ann Richards and Molly Ivins, whom the primitives remember as "nice," when in fact they were two of the biggest and meanest and bitterest bitches ever to inhabit the planet.

I tell you, the "Crying in my Beer" and the "Fight Club" forums here on conservativecave are all sweetness and light, compared with the happiest forum on Skins's island, whichever one that may be. 

Primitives are always depressed, never happy.

They must be lacking the human genetics from which optimism, satisfaction, fulfillment, enrichment, and merriment spring.

Wretched, miserable, bitchy primitives, the whole lot of them.
Title: Re: poll: will the primitives ever end it all?
Post by: Randy on June 09, 2011, 03:27:35 PM
Some will, some won't. The ones who should, won't. The ones who shouldn't, will.
Title: Re: poll: will the primitives ever end it all?
Post by: Skul on June 09, 2011, 03:34:45 PM
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About the only thing the primitives like is that they like to hate.
Precisely why they won't.
They live for that.
Title: Re: poll: will the primitives ever end it all?
Post by: franksolich on June 09, 2011, 03:37:25 PM
Precisely why they won't.
They live for that.

I was afraid of that, sir.

Isn't there already enough hate in the world without the primitives multiplying it a hundredfold?

I really wish the primitives would do the rest of us a favor.
Title: Re: poll: will the primitives ever end it all?
Post by: thundley4 on June 09, 2011, 03:43:28 PM
They won't. They enjoy making others miserable and dragging society down to their level.
Title: Re: poll: will the primitives ever end it all?
Post by: Rebel on June 09, 2011, 03:46:09 PM

They must be lacking the human genetics from which optimism, satisfaction, fulfillment, enrichment, and merriment spring.

It's simply the mindset of the progressive, coach. With us, we look internally to find peace and happiness. They're always looking at their lives and trying to find someone else to blame for their failures. If we fail, we assess the situation, formulate a plan, and go forward. If they fail, they spend their lives bitching on DU. Their response to us will be, "well, 'reichwingers' bitch about Obama". Yes, we do. We bitch because we want him OUT of our lives. ALL politicians out of our lives. You DUmpmonkies bitch because you want your politicians in, not just your lives, but the rest of us as well. It's the difference between the collectivist and the individualist.


This simple explanation could easily be expounded into a 500 page case study by a Psychiatrist.
Title: Re: poll: will the primitives ever end it all?
Post by: Evil_Conservative on June 09, 2011, 03:48:31 PM
Some will, some won't. The ones who should, won't. The ones who shouldn't, will.

Agreed.
Title: Re: poll: will the primitives ever end it all?
Post by: Skul on June 09, 2011, 04:04:41 PM
Some of them already kinda-sorta smell dead.
Some of them even look the part.
Title: Re: poll: will the primitives ever end it all?
Post by: miskie on June 09, 2011, 04:45:57 PM
There might be a couple that do, but they are certainly outliers - so I voted 'No'

One universal truth about the primitives is that though they dislike nearly everyone and everything, the one thing they love more than anyone else are themselves. Every post does one of two things;

a) Demands tribute
b) Eviscerates those who refuse to pay tribute.

*in this case - 'tribute' is defined as an offer of value - cash, prizes, etc. or at least respect for their righteous indignation expressed as agreement or support of said righteous indignation.

-even disagreement is a form of tribute, as the primitive has managed to garner the attention of others. Nothing displeases a primitive more than a bonfire that nobody attends.   

 
Title: Re: poll: will the primitives ever end it all?
Post by: Mr Mannn on June 09, 2011, 05:04:33 PM
I said no. They squeal like pigs when they lose an election, but if they ever fall over the deep end they will go lethal against simple civilians (who dare to disagree) before they off themselves.

The scum are atheists. They have no hope after death (many know deep down that hell is what awaits them), so they will avoid suicide and leech off of others as best as they can.

Title: Re: poll: will the primitives ever end it all?
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 09, 2011, 06:43:15 PM
I don't think we can answer until we know the whereabouts of UGP.
Title: Re: poll: will the primitives ever end it all?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on June 09, 2011, 10:50:25 PM
Too fundamentally egotistical to actually do it.  Intentionally, anyway - many of them have certainly made extremely poor life choices that will, thankfully, more-or-less hasten their individual meet-ups with Mr. Reaper.
Title: Re: poll: will the primitives ever end it all?
Post by: Duke Nukum on June 10, 2011, 01:53:12 AM
Not w/o trying to take the rest of us with them.  It could be argued that Marxism is a suicide pact and those of us who refuse to go along are mercy killings.
Title: Re: poll: will the primitives ever end it all?
Post by: franksolich on June 10, 2011, 03:08:19 AM
I don't think we can answer until we know the whereabouts of UGP.

Several months ago, she said her therapist had convinced her to check into that big building with small rooms with soft walls; some sort of "short term" stay.

Well, that was several months ago.....

And actually, that's probably a good thing, as that's where she belongs.
Title: Re: poll: will the primitives ever end it all?
Post by: franksolich on June 10, 2011, 03:10:20 AM
Not w/o trying to take the rest of us with them.

Fortunately, I don't think either you or I have any intention of going with them.
Title: Re: poll: will the primitives ever end it all?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 10, 2011, 07:34:51 AM
Some will, some won't. The ones who should, won't. The ones who shouldn't, will.

Dead on, though I H5ed everyone in the thread. 

I do agree with Duke Nukem, though--some may try to take a few good, decent, and civilized people with them.  That bothers me.
Title: Re: poll: will the primitives ever end it all?
Post by: Karin on June 10, 2011, 08:27:29 AM
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And actually, that's probably a good thing, as that's where she belongs.

She certainly does.  That last post was scary, and I thought, "this is what institutions are for."  She was out of control crazy miserable, and needed close supervision.  Hadn't slept or eaten in days, I think.  I note that nobody replied to that thread, highlighting the famous liberal compassion and understanding.   
Title: Re: poll: will the primitives ever end it all?
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 10, 2011, 10:26:15 AM
Some will, some won't. The ones who should, won't. The ones who shouldn't, will.
I'm stumped. Which ones shouldn't?
Title: Re: poll: will the primitives ever end it all?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 10, 2011, 11:21:46 AM
I'm stumped. Which ones shouldn't?

Moles . . .
Title: Re: poll: will the primitives ever end it all?
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 10, 2011, 11:35:33 AM
Of course they won't.  And even if they did, there'd be three more to take each one's place, no matter how many condoms we sell.
Title: Re: poll: will the primitives ever end it all?
Post by: jukin on June 10, 2011, 03:02:03 PM
People need something to live for. Most people that is love for family. The DUmmys hate and they live for hate. My vote is no they will not. They will just keep on leeching of of decent civilized people while spewing hate at those same people.

Hate is what they live for and hate will keep them living.  However, it the hate and ugliness on the inside will continue to migrate to their exterior.