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Title: DUmmy Melissa Spins A Speculative Bouncy
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 09, 2011, 12:25:26 PM
DUmmy Horse with no Brain (aka Melissa Lee Williams) may be worried about some of those thousand peckers she bragged about yesterday:
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Horse with no Name  (1000+ posts)        Thu Jun-09-11 12:52 PM
Original message
If you lived in an area where just being progressive or liberal could cause you harm
whether it is in obtaining a job promotion, or a display of liberal stickers would make you a target for hatred and vandalism of your property...or cause you to lose custody of a child. I am not asking about rule of law or legal recourse regarding civil liberties...but

If you were put on a witness stand and one of your MOST liberal and MOST vociferous postings from an anonymous message board was handed to you and asked if it was yours--and you knew you could lose your child if you admitted it to it--not because it was wrong or illegal--but because it was something that went against the political belief of the judge--would you "own up" to your online handle or would you deny it hoping there was no other proof?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1263852
If her single-wide is rockin', don't come knockin'.


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eleny  (1000+ posts)        Thu Jun-09-11 12:55 PM
Response to Original message
1. No denying that we're a fascist country now
I seriously need to throw myself into doing some crafts today. This is so sad.

DUmmy eleny spends a lot of time on vajazzling these days.



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w8liftinglady  (1000+ posts)        Thu Jun-09-11 01:08 PM
Response to Original message
5. I'll step up. It could affect you in my neck of the woods.
My children have been tormented more than once for my publicly broadcasted writings in our local paper.
I have never hid my beliefs. It Has affected my kids.
Would I do it again? Yes.

Although,I DO regret getting my tires slashed when I had my simple "Obama/Biden 2008" sticker on my car.

Never happened with all my anti-Bush,Anti-Republican stickers.
Does that tell you anything? The Klan is alive and well.


Title: Re: DUmmy Melissa Spins A Speculative Bouncy
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 09, 2011, 12:31:55 PM
Never happened with all my anti-Bush,Anti-Republican stickers.
Does that tell you anything? The Klan is alive and well.  ...because it was Hillary's crew slashing tires...DUmmie.
Title: Re: DUmmy Melissa Spins A Speculative Bouncy
Post by: franksolich on June 09, 2011, 12:32:10 PM
I dunno what the High Priestess of Moloch to the primitives is worried about.

franksolich lives in the reddest area of the reddest state in the Union.

There's some guy who drives around an old pick-up truck covered with 0bama and Democrat bumper-stickers; I mean covered up so much one can't even determine the original color of the vehicle.  It's usually parked in front of the welfare office.

There's a couple of the "intellectual" sort with 0bama bumper-stickers who go to the library every so often.

This is in the reddest area of the reddest state in the Union.

Nobody messes with those vehicles.

I wonder if the same could be said for vehicles bearing Republican bumper-stickers in blue areas.

This is just another case of "because we do it, they do it too."
Title: Re: DUmmy Melissa Spins A Speculative Bouncy
Post by: Karin on June 09, 2011, 12:34:39 PM
Their paranoia is feeding off of each other.  What's gotten into them today?  
Title: Re: DUmmy Melissa Spins A Speculative Bouncy
Post by: Carl on June 09, 2011, 12:34:58 PM
In other words if you provide evidence of violent insanity you may be proven violently insane.
Title: Re: DUmmy Melissa Spins A Speculative Bouncy
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 09, 2011, 03:29:09 PM
DUmmies do not suffer from insanity, they actually enjoy it.
Title: Re: DUmmy Melissa Spins A Speculative Bouncy
Post by: franksolich on June 09, 2011, 03:30:57 PM
Their paranoia is feeding off of each other.  What's gotten into them today?  

They're all antsy and excited about their upcoming trip to stalk franksolich.

It'll be in "Mrs. Alfred Packer does the 4th of July."
Title: Re: DUmmy Melissa Spins A Speculative Bouncy
Post by: Evil_Conservative on June 09, 2011, 03:43:23 PM
Was this suppose to be a hypothetical question?
Title: Re: DUmmy Melissa Spins A Speculative Bouncy
Post by: franksolich on June 09, 2011, 03:46:06 PM
Now I remember who that was.

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She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my ***** or I’m going to cut your ****ing throat.”

This could be Ms. Ed, the unappellated eohippus.
Title: Re: DUmmy Melissa Spins A Speculative Bouncy
Post by: Skul on June 09, 2011, 03:49:36 PM
I doubt there was speculation involved.
From reading some of the primatives scrawls, you only need delete the words "If you", and then insert "I".
Always funny when they attempt to cover their own mis-deeds.

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eleny  (1000+ posts)        Thu Jun-09-11 12:55 PM
Response to Original message
1. No denying that we're a fascist country now
DUmbass cuts loose with a sphincter bark.
Title: Re: DUmmy Melissa Spins A Speculative Bouncy
Post by: Randy on June 09, 2011, 03:50:09 PM
Now I remember who that was.

This could be Ms. Ed, the unappellated eohippus.


Frank,

I'm just noticing your throat wasn't cut, jus' sayin'  :rotf: :rotf: :lmao: :whistling: O-)
Title: Re: DUmmy Melissa Spins A Speculative Bouncy
Post by: franksolich on June 09, 2011, 03:52:10 PM

Frank,

I'm just noticing your throat wasn't cut, jus' sayin'  :rotf: :rotf: :lmao: :whistling: O-)

Distance spares me.

If you saw her photograph, you'd never sleep again.
Title: Re: DUmmy Melissa Spins A Speculative Bouncy
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 09, 2011, 03:57:16 PM
Distance spares me.

If you saw her photograph, you'd never sleep again.
And profound deafness has no effect on one's sense of smell.
Title: Re: DUmmy Melissa Spins A Speculative Bouncy
Post by: franksolich on June 09, 2011, 03:57:47 PM
And profound deafness has no effect on one's sense of smell.

Real eye-candy, isn't she?
Title: Re: DUmmy Melissa Spins A Speculative Bouncy
Post by: franksolich on June 09, 2011, 04:02:07 PM
Real eye-candy, isn't she?

(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/dummiedestroyer/melissaleewilliamsmugshot.jpg)

Title: Re: DUmmy Melissa Spins A Speculative Bouncy
Post by: Skul on June 09, 2011, 04:08:07 PM
Which end of the horse did they photograph? :whatever:
Title: Re: DUmmy Melissa Spins A Speculative Bouncy
Post by: franksolich on June 09, 2011, 04:08:43 PM
Which end of the horse did they photograph? :whatever:

You can't tell?

Surely you jest, sir.
Title: Re: DUmmy Melissa Spins A Speculative Bouncy
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 09, 2011, 04:14:02 PM
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Horse with no Name  (1000+ posts)        Thu Jun-09-11 05:01 PM
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What the Hell???I Just got 60 PM's!
 http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

Wonder what they were about? Do the DUmmies think Horse with no Brain doesn't lurk here?
Why else would she stage an all-out Top DUmmy campaign?
 
Title: Re: DUmmy Melissa Spins A Speculative Bouncy
Post by: franksolich on June 09, 2011, 04:14:47 PM

Wonder what they were about? Do the DUmmies think Horse with no Brain doesn't lurk here?
Why else would she stage an all-out Top DUmmy campaign?
 


Oh my.

Are we good, or not?
Title: Re: DUmmy Melissa Spins A Speculative Bouncy
Post by: Randy on June 09, 2011, 04:28:01 PM
Ooops, someone let the cat out of the bag on the name release.  :-)


{ETA} The bag comment fits here really well too.  :rotf: {/ETA}
Title: Re: DUmmy Melissa Spins A Speculative Bouncy
Post by: franksolich on June 09, 2011, 04:29:50 PM
Ooops, someone let the cat out of the bag on the name release.  :-)

Actually, on the first page of this thread, there's a comment by franksolich, followed with a comment by Evil_Conservative.

There was a comment in between those two.

The primitives can't see it any more.

Alas! the poor primitives!
Title: Re: DUmmy Melissa Spins A Speculative Bouncy
Post by: thundley4 on June 09, 2011, 04:30:23 PM
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Horse with no Name  (1000+ posts)        Thu Jun-09-11 05:01 PM
Original message
What the Hell???I Just got 60 PM's!

They were all from Stevennumbers.  :lmao:
Title: Re: DUmmy Melissa Spins A Speculative Bouncy
Post by: Randy on June 09, 2011, 04:34:34 PM
They were all from Stevennumbers.  :lmao:


 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: ^5
Title: Re: DUmmy Melissa Spins A Speculative Bouncy
Post by: Skul on June 09, 2011, 04:39:40 PM
More.

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AndyTiedye  (1000+ posts)        Thu Jun-09-11 01:56 PM
Response to Original message
9. My Lawyer Would Jump Up and say "OBJECTION! THIS IS IRRELEVANT!"   Your political views are in no way relevant to a custody case, and if the judge thinks they are, make him get on record saying why.
 
And the judge would say "over ruled, answer the question".
Title: Re: DUmmy Melissa Spins A Speculative Bouncy
Post by: franksolich on June 09, 2011, 04:43:32 PM

Wonder what they were about? Do the DUmmies think Horse with no Brain doesn't lurk here?
Why else would she stage an all-out Top DUmmy campaign?
 


Hey GOBUCKS, sir, that link doesn't work.
Title: Re: DUmmy Melissa Spins A Speculative Bouncy
Post by: Tucker on June 09, 2011, 04:54:25 PM
It's way to early for a DoY campaign. Besides Whore with no brain will come up with plenty of doozies between now and 12-15.

She better kneecap nadine first though.
Title: Re: DUmmy Melissa Spins A Speculative Bouncy
Post by: franksolich on June 09, 2011, 04:58:38 PM
It's way to early for a DoY campaign. Besides Whore with no brain will come up with plenty of doozies between now and 12-15.

She better kneecap nadine first though.

But it's a good time to try out our new ParGen.
Title: Re: DUmmy Melissa Spins A Speculative Bouncy
Post by: Jason on June 09, 2011, 05:55:50 PM
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/dummiedestroyer/melissaleewilliamsmugshot.jpg)



Is that actually her?  Wow is she ever ugly, no wonder she's a DUmmy.
Title: Re: DUmmy Melissa Spins A Speculative Bouncy
Post by: Evil_Conservative on June 09, 2011, 05:57:49 PM
Is that actually her?  Wow is she ever ugly, no wonder she's a DUmmy.

That's not Horse with no brain, but I'm sure a close relative.
Title: Re: DUmmy Melissa Spins A Speculative Bouncy
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 09, 2011, 06:08:23 PM
Hey GOBUCKS, sir, that link doesn't work.
Yeah, links inside quotes don't work. Horse with no Brain put that one in her post, pointing to a Lounge post  http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=439&topic_id=1265579&mesg_id=1265866

The post from Horse with no Brain is at http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1265943

Title: Re: DUmmy Melissa Spins A Speculative Bouncy
Post by: formerlurker on June 09, 2011, 06:19:25 PM
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Horse with no Name  (1000+ posts)        Thu Jun-09-11 12:52 PM
If you were put on a witness stand and one of your MOST liberal and MOST vociferous postings from an anonymous message board was handed to you and asked if it was yours--and you knew you could lose your child if you admitted it to it--not because it was wrong or illegal--but because it was something that went against the political belief of the judge--would you "own up" to your online handle or would you deny it hoping there was no other proof?

Well misfit, this would never happen.   The attorney who presents the document would first have to ask permission of the judge to even introduce into the line of questioning.   The misfit's attorney at that time would object as it is not germane to the matter being decided. 

To fuel your daydreaming here though I will add that the judge would of course see and read the document prior to making decision on it's admittance into trial.   So if he was a political hack then damage done. 

 

Title: Re: DUmmy Melissa Spins A Speculative Bouncy
Post by: MrsSmith on June 09, 2011, 06:21:49 PM
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eleny  (1000+ posts)        Thu Jun-09-11 12:55 PM
Response to Original message
1. No denying that we're a fascist country now
I seriously need to throw myself into doing some crafts today. This is so sad.
Well, what did you expect??  You all voted for Obama!!  What did you think he'd do (besides the free ponies.)  He promised to destroy coal power, increase the cost of energy, and change everything...and he's getting right on with the job.  He got passed a law that not only raises taxes in dozens of new ways, it actually gives Congress the authority to force people to buy specific products from private vendors.  And now, he even has the Dept of Education out kicking down doors, looking for people that are late paying back those student loans!!  We're half way to Nazi Germany, and he's got 2 years left...
Title: Re: DUmmy Melissa Spins A Speculative Bouncy
Post by: shadeaux on June 09, 2011, 09:39:13 PM
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/dummiedestroyer/melissaleewilliamsmugshot.jpg)



OH MY GOD !!!!!!!!!!

May a 1000 penises poke my eyes out !!!!!     :lmao:
Title: Re: DUmmy Melissa Spins A Speculative Bouncy
Post by: franksolich on June 10, 2011, 03:03:24 AM
Their paranoia is feeding off of each other.  What's gotten into them today?  

Our ParGen.

It's our new paranoia generator, devised to ramp up the preposterous paranoia of the primitives.
Title: Re: DUmmy Melissa Spins A Speculative Bouncy
Post by: diesel driver on June 10, 2011, 03:20:27 AM
Our ParGen.

It's our new paranoia generator, devised to ramp up the preposterous paranoia of the primitives.

Thank God for the ConservativeCave R & D Department.   :II:

When will the hand-held units be ready for field testing?
Title: Re: DUmmy Melissa Spins A Speculative Bouncy
Post by: franksolich on June 10, 2011, 03:26:00 AM
Thank God for the ConservativeCave R & D Department.   :II:

When will the hand-held units be ready for field testing?

It's still in the first stage of development.

GOBUCKS and I just started inventing it yesterday, after all.

But for a first run, it worked damned well.  I was awestruck how well it worked.

Title: Re: DUmmy Melissa Spins A Speculative Bouncy
Post by: diesel driver on June 10, 2011, 03:43:50 AM
It's still in the first stage of development.

GOBUCKS and I just started inventing it yesterday, after all.

But for a first run, it worked damned well.  I was awestruck how well it worked.



 :cheersmate:

Well done, gentlemen.  These things will be very helpful next year, from dem primaries right thru November.

When the field units are ready for testing, send one to me.    

I have some moonbat relatives I'd like try it out on.    :mental:

I'll even pay for the shipping. 
Title: Re: DUmmy Melissa Spins A Speculative Bouncy
Post by: Karin on June 10, 2011, 07:25:16 AM
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it worked damned well
<tents fingers together>  Excellent.

Whosever photo that is, it's exactly how I pictured her.  Which is why her sex thread was so repulsive. 
Title: Re: DUmmy Melissa Spins A Speculative Bouncy
Post by: Skul on June 10, 2011, 08:07:57 AM
<tents fingers together>  Excellent.

Whosever photo that is, it's exactly how I pictured her.  Which is why her sex thread was so repulsive. 
Trust me, we are genuinely grateful you didn't include a link. :-)
Title: Re: DUmmy Melissa Spins A Speculative Bouncy
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 10, 2011, 09:54:41 AM
Trust me, we are genuinely grateful you didn't include a link.
Well, that presents a dilemma. No one here wants to offend the sensibilities of the other members of this forum. On the other hand,
if we're going to shed light on the inner workings of the DUmp, that's  sometimes almost unavoidable. In this case, DUmmy Horse with no Brain
started it by listing up nearly every sexual activity imagineable that doesn't require a partner outside one's own species, and declared her
enjoyment of each and every one. She's a female Ben Burch. If stevenumbers were a muzzie, he'd blow himself up, take Horse with no Brain, and tell the 72 virgins to take a hike.

So, when news reports surfaced that appear to indicate Horse with no Brain's proclivities have resulted in legal hot water, it seemed important to make sure anyone interested in Dump culture had a chance to evaluate them. Now, this legal issue cropped up in a seedy West Virginia motel instead of a seedy Texas trailer park, but given the record of accuracy of our news media, that may not be a disqualifier. The protagonist of this news story is a dead ringer for Horse with no Brain, given the description of her in her own DUmp thread. From the horse's mouth, so to speak.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/west-virginia/woman-utters-line-never-previously-recorded-police-report