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Title: There are two truths about sexuality
Post by: Freeper on June 08, 2011, 08:41:59 PM
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Horse with no Name Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Wed Jun-08-11 09:03 PM
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There are two truths about sexuality
   
The first one is...EVERYBODY is vulnerable and the second one is...EVERYBODY lies.

Sexuality is so unique that no two people are alike. Everyone has different needs and need different things to meet what they need.

I've seen over 1000 penises in my life and trust me when I say--they are pretty much all the same. Yeah, some have some weird curves and turns, some are longer, shorter, fatter, thinner...but basically, they are about the same.

Another thing that is the same...is that almost every man during a sexual encounter will ask his partner "Was it good for you?" That insecurity is at the root of our vulnerability. NOBODY wants to suck at sex. NOBODY. In the beginnings of a sexual relationship--there is always a lot of ego stroking done. This creates a safe and comfortable environment for both people.

Which brings up the second truth. Everybody lies.

Even if it is the worst sex they ever had in their life...the majority of women will lie and say it was good. I've never met a man that wouldn't lie when his partner asks if sex with her was better than it was with his last girlfriend.

There is always a challenge when you have one partner that is more experienced than another. There is always the need to compete with nameless, faceless ex-partners. Multitudes of books have been written to help someone become better at sex...more pleasing to their partner, etc. Women do most of the reading of these books because that is how we are wired. Men are wired visually--by magazines, porn, etc...and that is usually where they go to try to learn to please their partners.

So...the questions become...what lie is acceptable?

I personally love sex. I like role playing, oral sex, light bondage, sometimes rough and sometimes gentle. My only rule is no marks above the shoulders. Why? Because I have a professional job and people don't want to know how I like to have to sex. It's none of their business and my lust for sex could lose me my job...so, given that information, if my employer were to ask me if I liked to be tied up during sex...of course I would deny it and act like it was the nastiest thing I ever heard of. I would lie if someone asked me if I gave or received oral sex because it could cost me my job.

One of my best friends is a dominatrix. She is a school teacher. I can assure you she would lie about her sex life if asked by an employer.

So...when a republican wants to go after a Democrat...the first thing they do is know that in sex, everyone is vulnerable. We ALL do things we don't want our friends, colleagues, employers, etc to know about (and if you don't--maybe you should). They KNOW someone will lie if confronted initially.

So...WHY do we care about what Weiner does?

If you think it is okay for him to be asked about his sexuality...and if you think it isn't okay for him to lie...then I challenge you to go to everyone of your friends, your family and your colleagues and tell them ALL of your dirty little secrets, because a lie by omission is STILL a lie.

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http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1259367

My God, 1000 penises? I'm hardly a prude but damn.
Title: Re: There are two truths about sexuality
Post by: Vagabond on June 08, 2011, 09:23:14 PM
I only got one thing to say to that.
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9l6i3yyB2Ug[/youtube]
Title: Re: There are two truths about sexuality
Post by: BEG on June 08, 2011, 09:28:49 PM
Gross
Title: Re: There are two truths about sexuality
Post by: Vagabond on June 08, 2011, 09:31:29 PM
Gross

Rodney or Horsey?
Title: Re: There are two truths about sexuality
Post by: Ballygrl on June 08, 2011, 09:36:24 PM
Did he really post that on an open board?
Title: Re: There are two truths about sexuality
Post by: USA4ME on June 08, 2011, 09:39:10 PM
Besides the TMI aspect of the post, that's GOT to be the worst attempt at rationalization of this whole weiner episode that I've read to date.

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Title: Re: There are two truths about sexuality
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 08, 2011, 10:11:59 PM
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I've seen over 1000 penises in my life
I expect a high percentage of DUmp democrats, both male and female, could make that statement.

But you have to admit, Horse with no Brain is leaving it all on the field in this Top DUmmy campaign.
Title: Re: There are two truths about sexuality
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on June 08, 2011, 10:19:47 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1259367

My God, 1000 penises? I'm hardly a prude but damn.

So you've seen 999? :-)
Title: Re: There are two truths about sexuality
Post by: LC EFA on June 08, 2011, 10:21:50 PM
Someone pass me the brain bleach and the largest veterinarian type needle in the stockpile.
Title: Re: There are two truths about sexuality
Post by: Splashdown on June 08, 2011, 10:22:53 PM
I'm posting from my phone, so it's too much a pain in the butt, but somebody needs to post that in the stand alone post thread. That one is frickin' gold.
Title: Re: There are two truths about sexuality
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 08, 2011, 10:24:44 PM
You just knew Ben Burch had to have a girlfriend at the DUmp.
Title: Re: There are two truths about sexuality
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on June 08, 2011, 10:27:32 PM
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I personally love sex. I like role playing, oral sex, light bondage, sometimes rough and sometimes gentle. My only rule is no marks above the shoulders. Why? Because I have a professional job and people don't want to know how I like to have to sex. It's none of their business and my lust for sex could lose me my job...so, given that information, if my employer were to ask me if I liked to be tied up during sex...of course I would deny it and act like it was the nastiest thing I ever heard of. I would lie if someone asked me if I gave or received oral sex because it could cost me my job.
I shudder to think what disaster awaits in that nether region.....I'm picturing Jackie O and The Blue Waffle.....
Title: Re: There are two truths about sexuality
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on June 08, 2011, 10:29:10 PM
You just knew Ben Burch had to have a girlfriend at the DUmp.
Well if he did....She/he more than likely walks funny!
Title: Re: There are two truths about sexuality
Post by: Celtic Rose on June 08, 2011, 10:37:24 PM
Maybe I'm ignorant, but seriously, what employer would fire somebody for oral sex  :???:

I'm ignoring the rest of the post because the thought of somebody seeing 1000 penises is just ridiculous.  Was she a sex worker?
Title: Re: There are two truths about sexuality
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 08, 2011, 10:42:31 PM
Maybe I'm ignorant, but seriously, what employer would fire somebody for oral sex.
DUmmies do it in the office.
Title: Re: There are two truths about sexuality
Post by: Evil_Conservative on June 08, 2011, 10:44:24 PM
I feel dirty after reading this.  I'm going to go take a shower.
Title: Re: There are two truths about sexuality
Post by: franksolich on June 09, 2011, 02:52:47 AM
I feel dirty after reading this.  I'm going to go take a shower.

Yeah.

It confirms my image of the unappellated eohippus as being what was once called "white trash."

I knew I was fully well-justified in listing Ms. Ed as a drek primitive, the dirty slattern.
Title: Re: There are two truths about sexuality
Post by: catsmtrods on June 09, 2011, 04:14:36 AM
1000 dicks in the trailer park? No wonder they are all twisted and curvy!
Title: Re: There are two truths about sexuality
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 09, 2011, 04:43:32 AM
1000 dicks in the trailer park? No wonder they are all twisted and curvy!

Diseased dicks no doubt.

At what number of dicks are DUmmie women considered sluts?
Title: Re: There are two truths about sexuality
Post by: Freeper on June 09, 2011, 05:58:12 AM
So you've seen 999? :-)

You eraned yourself one BS for that comment.  :-)
Title: Re: There are two truths about sexuality
Post by: Mr Mannn on June 09, 2011, 06:14:59 AM
Typical DUmmie thinking that everyone is as depraved as she is.
No. We are not all like you.
Title: Re: There are two truths about sexuality
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on June 09, 2011, 08:37:08 AM
[There are two truths about sexuality[/quote] 1) If there is a hole, something is going in it? 2)If it smells bad it probably is?  :-)

Title: Re: There are two truths about sexuality
Post by: Karin on June 09, 2011, 08:49:22 AM
Dirty slattern is right.  Oh my God. 

And the thought of being on the receiving end of oral, well.  This is too much to bear, I'm going to go throw up and take a hot shower with Lava soap.  Back later. 
Title: Re: There are two truths about sexuality
Post by: compaqxp on June 09, 2011, 10:10:21 AM
Someone pass me the brain bleach and the largest veterinarian type needle in the stockpile.

I second this!
Title: Re: There are two truths about sexuality
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 09, 2011, 10:20:06 AM
Well, this thread makes two things clear

1. DUmmy Horse with no Brain's real life name is Melissa Lee Williams.

2. DUmmy stevenumbers will sign over the title to his car to anyone with her phone number.
Title: Re: There are two truths about sexuality
Post by: FreeBorn on June 09, 2011, 10:46:08 AM
A THOUSAND ??? Oh yeah, she's a professional alright!

Skank.
Title: Re: There are two truths about sexuality
Post by: Splashdown on June 09, 2011, 10:47:36 AM
A THOUSAND ??? Oh yeah, she's a professional alright!

Skank.

Theres Whorse with no brain's third truth...
Title: Re: There are two truths about sexuality
Post by: debk on June 09, 2011, 10:49:50 AM
Maybe Ms Ed is a nurse or someone in the medical profession.

Or a hooker.

1000 penises?

Damn. How else would anyone see that many?

Watch a lot of porn movies? Magazines?
Title: Re: There are two truths about sexuality
Post by: franksolich on June 09, 2011, 10:51:39 AM
Maybe Ms Ed is a nurse or someone in the medical profession.

Or a hooker.

1000 penises?

Damn. How else would anyone see that many?

Maybe she actually works in a mortuary.  I dunno.
Title: Re: There are two truths about sexuality
Post by: thundley4 on June 09, 2011, 10:52:41 AM
Maybe she actually works in a mortuary.  I dunno.

A good stiff is hard to find.
Title: Re: There are two truths about sexuality
Post by: franksolich on June 09, 2011, 10:53:57 AM
A good stiff is hard to find.

Awesome, sir.

Outstanding.
Title: Re: There are two truths about sexuality
Post by: dandi on June 09, 2011, 11:30:48 AM
No, "everyone" does not lie about sex because "everyone" does not have a need to lie about it. I'm married, in a loving, monogamous relationship with my wife. I don't discuss our sexuality with friends, family or co-workers. If someone were to ask me about it I would politely, or perhaps not-so-politely, inform them that it was none of their business. Therefore, I have no reason or desire to lie about it.

People who betray the person to whom they are supposed to be most loyal in life, their spouse, lie about sex. Sitting Presidents attempting to deny justice to citizens in civil cases lie about sex.  Congressional weenie-waggers, who when caught redhanded try to save their own ass by shifting blame to someone else, lie about sex. That's not everyone.

And comparing the lies of Clinton and Weiner to two twentysomethings sitting in a bar telling exaggerated stories about their sexual conquests, or someone overpraising their lover's talents to boost their ego, is not the same thing either. The former have a seedier, more malicious intent and are in no way excused by the latter, more benign examples. 
Title: Re: There are two truths about sexuality
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 09, 2011, 02:21:04 PM
A good stiff is hard to find.

And, in HorseWithNoBrain's world, the corollary is equally true:

A hard stiff is good to find.
Title: Re: There are two truths about sexuality
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 09, 2011, 03:41:36 PM
Anyone who wants a little glimpse into the world where people like Horse with no Name live need only google "Melissa Lee Williams".
Title: Re: There are two truths about sexuality
Post by: franksolich on June 09, 2011, 03:44:05 PM
Anyone who wants a little glimpse into the world where people like Horse with no Name live need only google "Melissa Lee Williams".

Now I remember who that was.

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She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my ***** or I’m going to cut your ****ing throat.”

This could be Ms. Ed, the unappellated eohippus.
Title: Re: There are two truths about sexuality
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on June 09, 2011, 05:10:55 PM
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She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my ***** or I’m going to cut your ****ing throat.”
and then.....
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While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”
Anybody know the whereabouts of Iandb1 at this time?
Title: Re: There are two truths about sexuality
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 09, 2011, 10:11:44 PM
I'd say this lady may also have the problem of ground-in pajama dirt that had the other DUmmy worried.
Title: Re: There are two truths about sexuality
Post by: Attero Dominatus on June 09, 2011, 10:56:59 PM
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Horse with no Name Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Wed Jun-08-11 09:36 PM
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11. Thank you for sharing.
   
It shows you are vulnerable--just like anyone would be when having to reveal their intimate secrets. It is NOT shameful to make a choice about your sexuality that makes you comfortable--even if it means doing what most feel is "outside the norm".

If this decision makes you happy--then embrace it. It is the right decision for you.

:hug:
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Weiner made the decision to basically cheat on his pregnant wife. Do you consider cheating okay?

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Horse with no Name Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Wed Jun-08-11 09:21 PM
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6. Well...I don't think he is as tech-savvy as he thinks he is
   
which is what led to this in the first place.
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No. He was just DUmb. Just like you.