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Title: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 18, 2008, 08:49:59 PM

I just spilled a beer across my laptop.

I was already having a crappy week.

who HATES humanity?!?!

Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Duke Nukum on April 18, 2008, 08:59:08 PM
I don't hate humanity but I often wonder why keyboard guards don't come standard on all computer keyboards?  I mean, keyboard/laptop manufactures know it is messy human beings who use these things.  It doesn't take a genius.  Or maybe it does.

After the ^H or ^? from LUNIX, it's my number 2 or 3 pet peeve.  Usually only after I have spilled something on a keyboard.
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Dixie*Darling on April 18, 2008, 08:59:49 PM
HA!
I had a 12 pound box of Hershey's chocolate delivered here today! 
9 bags of Hershey's new Bliss chocolates plus other goodies to share with family and friends.

I shall eat one now and try to feel your pain.

Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Odin's Hand on April 18, 2008, 09:01:44 PM
Look at my user title.
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: morningAngel on April 18, 2008, 09:03:51 PM

I just spilled a beer across my laptop.

I was already having a crappy week.

who HATES humanity?!?!



 :tongue:
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 18, 2008, 09:05:10 PM

I just spilled a beer across my laptop.

I was already having a crappy week.

who HATES humanity?!?!



 :tongue:

kiss my butt!
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Lord Undies on April 18, 2008, 09:07:06 PM
I had a great day visiting my daughter in Forney.  We went garage sale-ing.  We ordered pizza.  We drank a cocktail in the middle of the afternoon.  

Yes, Sir.  It was a great day.  
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: morningAngel on April 18, 2008, 09:07:42 PM

I just spilled a beer across my laptop.

I was already having a crappy week.

who HATES humanity?!?!



 :tongue:

kiss my butt!
if you hadn't been engaging in preventative health care while trying to balance your laptop in your lap, surf internet porn and drink a beer at the same time none of this would have happened...
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 18, 2008, 09:07:49 PM
I don't hate humanity but I often wonder why keyboard guards don't come standard on all computer keyboards?  I mean, keyboard/laptop manufactures know it is messy human beings who use these things.  It doesn't take a genius.  Or maybe it does.

After the ^H or ^? from LUNIX, it's my number 2 or 3 pet peeve.  Usually only after I have spilled something on a keyboard.

well, after talking to my experts, it turns out that Dell anticipated my beer spillage.  there is a "well" that collects
such things beneath the keyboard . . . .

so, much to y'all's chagrin, I am still here. :-)
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: jtyangel on April 18, 2008, 09:32:39 PM
I am appropriately inebriated for tonight's festivities. I spilled bear on my last laptop :whatever: I am on a different laptop now because of that incident :whatever:

I don't hate humanity..mostly :fuelfire:
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 18, 2008, 09:35:33 PM
I am appropriately inebriated for tonight's festivities. I spilled bear on my last laptop :whatever: I am on a different laptop now because of that incident :whatever:

I don't hate humanity..mostly :fuelfire:

omg!  how did you sill a whole bear?
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: franksolich on April 18, 2008, 09:38:17 PM
I had a great day visiting my daughter in Forney.  We went garage sale-ing.  We ordered pizza.  We drank a cocktail in the middle of the afternoon.   

Yes, Sir.  It was a great day. 

I dunno.

I finished a book earlier this evening.

Not a good idea, because finishing a book is like the end of a life.

It makes me melancholy.

I found a book in the 25-cent bin at a bookstore in the "big city," when I was picking up some other books (not 25-cent books, though), published in 1935.  It was a history of the laundry business in America.

Enchanting.  Engrossing.  Compelling.

Yes, I mean that, seriously.  I couldn't put it down.

Really.

It was profusely illustrated with all sorts of heavy-duty laundry equipment too, state of the art stuff circa the mid-1930s.  I always wondered what those cylindrical things were, that were actually hot-irons; apparently it was a handy way of ironing bed-sheets.

I felt sad and depressed and melancholy when I finished it because I realized this was a heart-warming charming aspect of American life and culture that will no longer be; when housewives sent laundry out to be done.

Probably there's nobody alive any more who recalls this; when mom sent the laundry out once a week to be done at a large laundry plant; washing, drying, and ironing.  And then the delivery man brought everything back.
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: jtyangel on April 18, 2008, 09:39:32 PM
I am appropriately inebriated for tonight's festivities. I spilled bear on my last laptop :whatever: I am on a different laptop now because of that incident :whatever:

I don't hate humanity..mostly :fuelfire:

omg!  how did you sill a whole bear?

Like I said, I'm appropriately inebriated and apparently it shows :lmao:
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 18, 2008, 09:40:36 PM

a word to the wise;  never read fiction if the author is still alive.

Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 18, 2008, 09:41:25 PM
I am appropriately inebriated for tonight's festivities. I spilled bear on my last laptop :whatever: I am on a different laptop now because of that incident :whatever:

I don't hate humanity..mostly :fuelfire:

omg!  how did you sill a whole bear?

Like I said, I'm appropriately inebriated and apparently it shows :lmao:

heh

combustible materials?
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: morningAngel on April 18, 2008, 09:42:14 PM
I had a great day visiting my daughter in Forney.  We went garage sale-ing.  We ordered pizza.  We drank a cocktail in the middle of the afternoon.   

Yes, Sir.  It was a great day. 

I dunno.

I finished a book earlier this evening.

Not a good idea, because finishing a book is like the end of a life.

It makes me melancholy.

I found a book in the 25-cent bin at a bookstore in the "big city," when I was picking up some other books (not 25-cent books, though), published in 1935.  It was a history of the laundry business in America.

Enchanting.  Engrossing.  Compelling.

Yes, I mean that, seriously.  I couldn't put it down.

Really.

It was profusely illustrated with all sorts of heavy-duty laundry equipment too, state of the art stuff circa the mid-1930s.  I always wondered what those cylindrical things were, that were actually hot-irons; apparently it was a handy way of ironing bed-sheets.

I felt sad and depressed and melancholy when I finished it because I realized this was a heart-warming charming aspect of American life and culture that will no longer be; when housewives sent laundry out to be done.

Probably there's nobody alive any more who recalls this; when mom sent the laundry out once a week to be done at a large laundry plant; washing, drying, and ironing.  And then the delivery man brought everything back.
the huge ironing machine was called a "mangle"
my mother was sent out at the age of 13 to make her way in the world on her own and one of her first jobs was in a laundry...she used to talk about the equipment and working the long hot hours...
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: JohnMatrix on April 18, 2008, 09:42:40 PM
I submitted a research paper, but the last sentence is killing me.
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: franksolich on April 18, 2008, 09:43:41 PM
What was your last sentence in the paper?
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Lord Undies on April 18, 2008, 09:45:36 PM
I had a great day visiting my daughter in Forney.  We went garage sale-ing.  We ordered pizza.  We drank a cocktail in the middle of the afternoon.   

Yes, Sir.  It was a great day. 

I dunno.

I finished a book earlier this evening.

Not a good idea, because finishing a book is like the end of a life.

It makes me melancholy.

I found a book in the 25-cent bin at a bookstore in the "big city," when I was picking up some other books (not 25-cent books, though), published in 1935.  It was a history of the laundry business in America.

Enchanting.  Engrossing.  Compelling.

Yes, I mean that, seriously.  I couldn't put it down.

Really.

It was profusely illustrated with all sorts of heavy-duty laundry equipment too, state of the art stuff circa the mid-1930s.  I always wondered what those cylindrical things were, that were actually hot-irons; apparently it was a handy way of ironing bed-sheets.

I felt sad and depressed and melancholy when I finished it because I realized this was a heart-warming charming aspect of American life and culture that will no longer be; when housewives sent laundry out to be done.

Probably there's nobody alive any more who recalls this; when mom sent the laundry out once a week to be done at a large laundry plant; washing, drying, and ironing.  And then the delivery man brought everything back.

I always feel a sense of loss when I finish a book.  It is like an intense relationship that abruptly ends.  There is a feeling of regret.

Folks do still send there laundry out, Frank.  Lots of people.  It is still a thriving business.
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: JohnMatrix on April 18, 2008, 09:47:50 PM
What was your last sentence in the paper?


"Hopefully, no more tragedies like this will ever happen again."
 :thatsright: :thatsright: :thatsright: :thatsright: :thatsright:

middle school level at best.
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: jtyangel on April 18, 2008, 09:47:58 PM
I am appropriately inebriated for tonight's festivities. I spilled bear on my last laptop :whatever: I am on a different laptop now because of that incident :whatever:

I don't hate humanity..mostly :fuelfire:

omg!  how did you sill a whole bear?

Like I said, I'm appropriately inebriated and apparently it shows :lmao:

heh

combustible materials?

worse :o
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Lord Undies on April 18, 2008, 09:48:07 PM
I had a great day visiting my daughter in Forney.  We went garage sale-ing.  We ordered pizza.  We drank a cocktail in the middle of the afternoon.   

Yes, Sir.  It was a great day. 

I dunno.

I finished a book earlier this evening.

Not a good idea, because finishing a book is like the end of a life.

It makes me melancholy.

I found a book in the 25-cent bin at a bookstore in the "big city," when I was picking up some other books (not 25-cent books, though), published in 1935.  It was a history of the laundry business in America.

Enchanting.  Engrossing.  Compelling.

Yes, I mean that, seriously.  I couldn't put it down.

Really.

It was profusely illustrated with all sorts of heavy-duty laundry equipment too, state of the art stuff circa the mid-1930s.  I always wondered what those cylindrical things were, that were actually hot-irons; apparently it was a handy way of ironing bed-sheets.

I felt sad and depressed and melancholy when I finished it because I realized this was a heart-warming charming aspect of American life and culture that will no longer be; when housewives sent laundry out to be done.

Probably there's nobody alive any more who recalls this; when mom sent the laundry out once a week to be done at a large laundry plant; washing, drying, and ironing.  And then the delivery man brought everything back.
the huge ironing machine was called a "mangle"
my mother was sent out at the age of 13 to make her way in the world on her own and one of her first jobs was in a laundry...she used to talk about the equipment and working the long hot hours...


My mother-inlaw, Lord rest her soul, worked in a laundry for years.  She never let my wife forget it either.  
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 18, 2008, 09:48:55 PM
What was your last sentence in the paper?


"Hopefully, no more tragedies like this will ever happen again."
 :thatsright: :thatsright: :thatsright: :thatsright: :thatsright:

middle school level at best.

tread lightly, john.

consider that advice.

Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: jtyangel on April 18, 2008, 09:49:06 PM
I found out tonight I can answer MENSA questions accurately when drinking. Does that say something about me or MENSA? hmmm :popcorn:
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: franksolich on April 18, 2008, 09:49:30 PM
I agree it's like some association that suddenly ends, when one finishes a book.

But I'd hesitate to use the word "regret."

Commercial laundries must exist only in blue cities nowadays; I've never seen one in my life.

Dry cleaning places, yeah, sure, they're all over.  But not full-service-and-delivery laundries, that I've seen.

It's a neat idea; it beats going to a laundromat.
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Shannon on April 18, 2008, 09:50:07 PM
Ooh, me, me!! I hate humanity! :-)
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: JohnMatrix on April 18, 2008, 09:50:35 PM
What was your last sentence in the paper?


"Hopefully, no more tragedies like this will ever happen again."
 :thatsright: :thatsright: :thatsright: :thatsright: :thatsright:

middle school level at best.

tread lightly, john.

consider that advice.



huh???
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: jtyangel on April 18, 2008, 09:51:28 PM
Ooh, me, me!! I hate humanity! :-)

No, this can't be... :thatsright:
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Miss Mia on April 18, 2008, 09:53:21 PM
I was going to meet up with a friend tonight, but she can't make it.  So, we're going to hit up dinner and a movie tomorrow night. 

I watched that movie "Elizabeth" on the teevee.  I hadn't seen it before, it was pretty good.

My day is overall going well. :)

And I finally hit 1000 posts
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Shannon on April 18, 2008, 09:54:24 PM
Ooh, me, me!! I hate humanity! :-)

No, this can't be... :thatsright:

Shouldn't you be doing "mom" things? Why are you here? :tongue:
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Lord Undies on April 18, 2008, 09:55:03 PM
I agree it's like some association that suddenly ends, when one finishes a book.

But I'd hesitate to use the word "regret."

Commercial laundries must exist only in blue cities nowadays; I've never seen one in my life.

Dry cleaning places, yeah, sure, they're all over.  But not full-service-and-delivery laundries, that I've seen.

It's a neat idea; it beats going to a laundromat.

I don't hesitate to use the word "regret" because if I am involved in a book and enjoying it, I regret when it ends.

No dry cleaners/laudries in the Sandhills offers "bundle service"?  Maybe someone should.  
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Shannon on April 18, 2008, 09:55:44 PM
I was going to meet up with a friend tonight, but she can't make it.  So, we're going to hit up dinner and a movie tomorrow night. 

I watched that movie "Elizabeth" on the teevee.  I hadn't seen it before, it was pretty good.

My day is overall going well. :)

And I finally hit 1000 posts

The Tudors were the spawn of Satan.
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Miss Mia on April 18, 2008, 09:56:39 PM
I agree it's like some association that suddenly ends, when one finishes a book.

But I'd hesitate to use the word "regret."

Commercial laundries must exist only in blue cities nowadays; I've never seen one in my life.

Dry cleaning places, yeah, sure, they're all over.  But not full-service-and-delivery laundries, that I've seen.

It's a neat idea; it beats going to a laundromat.


I hate it when I finish with a really good book.  I even try to read slower than normal. 
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 18, 2008, 09:57:27 PM

thank God you are here.  I thought I had screwed up happy hour!
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Shannon on April 18, 2008, 09:59:45 PM

thank God you are here.  I thought I had screwed up happy hour!
I think I kill your threads. :-) I just wanted to make sure you were drunk.
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: morningAngel on April 18, 2008, 10:00:19 PM

thank God you are here.  I thought I had screwed up happy hour!
:bird:
what about the rest of us? what? are we chopped liver?
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Miss Mia on April 18, 2008, 10:01:52 PM
I was going to meet up with a friend tonight, but she can't make it.  So, we're going to hit up dinner and a movie tomorrow night. 

I watched that movie "Elizabeth" on the teevee.  I hadn't seen it before, it was pretty good.

My day is overall going well. :)

And I finally hit 1000 posts

The Tudors were the spawn of Satan.

In all honesty, I don't know much about the Tudors or in general English history.  I mean sure, I learned a bit in school, but that's just the basics.  The next time I'm getting a new book, maybe I'll pick up something on them.
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 18, 2008, 10:01:59 PM

thank God you are here.  I thought I had screwed up happy hour!
I think I kill your threads. :-) I just wanted to make sure you were drunk.

well, i cannot even find my nose right now.  does that qualify?

Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: asdf2231 on April 18, 2008, 10:04:00 PM

thank God you are here.  I thought I had screwed up happy hour!
I think I kill your threads. :-) I just wanted to make sure you were drunk.

well, i cannot even find my nose right now.  does that qualify?



Have you called around to the last places you went to to see if someone turned it in?
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Odin's Hand on April 18, 2008, 10:05:02 PM
We are doing shots!
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 18, 2008, 10:05:32 PM

thank God you are here.  I thought I had screwed up happy hour!
I think I kill your threads. :-) I just wanted to make sure you were drunk.

well, i cannot even find my nose right now.  does that qualify?



Have you called around to the last places you went to to see if someone turned it in?

my nose is utterly unfeeling.

it usually is, since I never brown nose.
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Shannon on April 18, 2008, 10:06:47 PM
We are doing shots!

Of?
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 18, 2008, 10:07:25 PM
We are doing shots!

Of?

heh.  good question!
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Odin's Hand on April 18, 2008, 10:07:52 PM
We are doing shots!

Of?

Tequila, amiga!
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Shannon on April 18, 2008, 10:08:33 PM

thank God you are here.  I thought I had screwed up happy hour!
I think I kill your threads. :-) I just wanted to make sure you were drunk.

well, i cannot even find my nose right now.  does that qualify?



Absolutely not. Drink faster.
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 18, 2008, 10:09:58 PM
We are doing shots!

Of?

Tequila, amiga!

dude, now I am pissed! :banghead:  I can barely speak english, and you throw spanish at me?

 :-)

Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Lord Undies on April 18, 2008, 10:10:31 PM
We are doing shots!

I'm eating strawberries that have been soaking in red wine/sugar/lemon juice for two days.  Does that count?  
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Shannon on April 18, 2008, 10:12:19 PM
We are doing shots!

I'm eating strawberries that have been soaking in red wine/sugar/lemon juice for two days.  Does that count? 

You know it doesn't. :whatever:
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 18, 2008, 10:12:35 PM

thank God you are here.  I thought I had screwed up happy hour!
I think I kill your threads. :-) I just wanted to make sure you were drunk.

well, i cannot even find my nose right now.  does that qualify?



Absolutely not. Drink faster.

LOL.

I have a 12 pack down, and I went at least 6 beers at the happy hour place.
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Odin's Hand on April 18, 2008, 10:12:36 PM
We are doing shots!

I'm eating strawberries that have been soaking in red wine/sugar/lemon juice for two days.  Does that count?  

Meh, kinda weak, but, I guess it'll pass.
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Lord Undies on April 18, 2008, 10:17:44 PM
We are doing shots!

I'm eating strawberries that have been soaking in red wine/sugar/lemon juice for two days.  Does that count? 

You know it doesn't. :whatever:

Stop being a doo-doo head.  I think it counts.  I wasn't sure. 
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Lord Undies on April 18, 2008, 10:19:18 PM
We are doing shots!

I'm eating strawberries that have been soaking in red wine/sugar/lemon juice for two days.  Does that count?  

Meh, kinda weak, but, I guess it'll pass.

Thank you.  I appreciate the validation others cannot seem to provide.   :innocent:
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Shannon on April 18, 2008, 10:33:05 PM
We are doing shots!

I'm eating strawberries that have been soaking in red wine/sugar/lemon juice for two days.  Does that count? 

You know it doesn't. :whatever:

Stop being a doo-doo head.  I think it counts.  I wasn't sure. 
It doesn't count. You'll get no validation from me.
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Odin's Hand on April 18, 2008, 10:33:17 PM
We are doing shots!

I'm eating strawberries that have been soaking in red wine/sugar/lemon juice for two days.  Does that count?  

Meh, kinda weak, but, I guess it'll pass.

Thank you.  I appreciate the validation others cannot seem to provide.   :innocent:

You are welcome, sir.
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 18, 2008, 10:35:54 PM

oh, please.  like she needs "validation".

Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Odin's Hand on April 18, 2008, 10:38:08 PM
These Bud "Cheladas" aren't too bad. Not as a good as a homemade michelada, but, not bad.
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Lord Undies on April 18, 2008, 10:42:14 PM
We are doing shots!

I'm eating strawberries that have been soaking in red wine/sugar/lemon juice for two days.  Does that count?  

Meh, kinda weak, but, I guess it'll pass.

Thank you.  I appreciate the validation others cannot seem to provide.   :innocent:

You are welcome, sir.

I forgot to add I am on my third Tupperware tumbler full of the same red wine.  I'm feeling warm and tingly. 
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: morningAngel on April 18, 2008, 10:42:30 PM
[youtube=425,350]AD6LXXouD4k[/youtube]

 :uhsure:
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Lord Undies on April 18, 2008, 10:43:22 PM
We are doing shots!

I'm eating strawberries that have been soaking in red wine/sugar/lemon juice for two days.  Does that count? 

You know it doesn't. :whatever:

Stop being a doo-doo head.  I think it counts.  I wasn't sure. 
It doesn't count. You'll get no validation from me.

You are one of those bitter people B-Hussein-O was talking about, aren't you?
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Miss Mia on April 18, 2008, 10:48:03 PM
Undies, did you get any hail last night?  I got some baby pea sized.  My dad lives in Mansfield and he said it looked like it snowed. 
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Lord Undies on April 18, 2008, 10:51:32 PM
Undies, did you get any hail last night?  I got some baby pea sized.  My dad lives in Mansfield and he said it looked like it snowed. 

Nope.  Just about ten minutes of rain. 

I watched that storm on radar and it petered out the farther east it got.  It was Hell when it was Well, though.
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: asdf2231 on April 18, 2008, 10:52:25 PM
I am on my third Honey Weiss and almost to the point of typing silly.

Kids got tucked!

Yay!

Maybe later I will do some cancer research.  :rotf:
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Shannon on April 18, 2008, 10:52:55 PM
We are doing shots!

I'm eating strawberries that have been soaking in red wine/sugar/lemon juice for two days.  Does that count? 

You know it doesn't. :whatever:

Stop being a doo-doo head.  I think it counts.  I wasn't sure. 
It doesn't count. You'll get no validation from me.

You are one of those bitter people B-Hussein-O was talking about, aren't you?

I don't live in Pennsylvania!
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Miss Mia on April 18, 2008, 10:53:50 PM
Undies, did you get any hail last night?  I got some baby pea sized.  My dad lives in Mansfield and he said it looked like it snowed. 

Nope.  Just about ten minutes of rain. 

I watched that storm on radar and it petered out the farther east it got.  It was Hell when it was Well, though.

This is the second time I've just missed the worst of it by a few miles.  *phew*
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Odin's Hand on April 18, 2008, 10:55:57 PM
I am on my third Honey Weiss and almost to the point of typing silly.

Kids got tucked!

Yay!

Maybe later I will do some cancer research.  :rotf:

Hi5 before you do the cancer research thing.
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Shannon on April 18, 2008, 10:56:14 PM
I am on my third Honey Weiss and almost to the point of typing silly.

Kids got tucked!

Yay!

Maybe later I will do some cancer research.  :rotf:
It's like I don't even know you.
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Crazy Horse on April 18, 2008, 10:57:40 PM

thank God you are here.  I thought I had screwed up happy hour!
:bird:
what about the rest of us? what? are we chopped liver?

Seems that we are.................... :bird: WE
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Lord Undies on April 18, 2008, 10:58:26 PM
We are doing shots!

I'm eating strawberries that have been soaking in red wine/sugar/lemon juice for two days.  Does that count? 

You know it doesn't. :whatever:

Stop being a doo-doo head.  I think it counts.  I wasn't sure. 
It doesn't count. You'll get no validation from me.

You are one of those bitter people B-Hussein-O was talking about, aren't you?

I don't live in Pennsylvania!

Maybe you should consider a move....birds of a feather and moth to a flame and all that stuff.
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 18, 2008, 10:58:37 PM


umm, shannon, meet mia

mia, this is shannon


Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: asdf2231 on April 18, 2008, 10:58:38 PM
I am on my third Honey Weiss and almost to the point of typing silly.

Kids got tucked!

Yay!

Maybe later I will do some cancer research.  :rotf:
It's like I don't even know you.

LOL!  I don't drink that much and I get kinda silly when I do.
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: morningAngel on April 18, 2008, 10:59:14 PM
I am on my third Honey Weiss and almost to the point of typing silly.

Kids got tucked!

Yay!

Maybe later I will do some cancer research.  :rotf:

Hi5 before you do the cancer research thing.
BEFORE being the key word...
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 18, 2008, 10:59:55 PM

thank God you are here.  I thought I had screwed up happy hour!
:bird:
what about the rest of us? what? are we chopped liver?

Seems that we are.................... :bird: WE

heh.

watch me work.

Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Miss Mia on April 18, 2008, 11:00:36 PM


umm, shannon, meet mia

mia, this is shannon




I know Shannon, introductions aren't necessary.  :)
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Lord Undies on April 18, 2008, 11:00:50 PM
I am on my third Honey Weiss and almost to the point of typing silly.

Kids got tucked!

Yay!

Maybe later I will do some cancer research.  :rotf:

Hi5 before you do the cancer research thing.
BEFORE being the key word...

Yeah.  Nobody wants to lick the spoon.  
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: morningAngel on April 18, 2008, 11:01:10 PM


umm, shannon, meet mia

mia, this is shannon



do you think its a good idea to introduce your two wimmens to each other?
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 18, 2008, 11:01:54 PM


umm, shannon, meet mia

mia, this is shannon




I know Shannon, introductions aren't necessary.  :)

birds of a bitchy feather, so to speak?

 :-)
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: morningAngel on April 18, 2008, 11:01:57 PM
I am on my third Honey Weiss and almost to the point of typing silly.

Kids got tucked!

Yay!

Maybe later I will do some cancer research.  :rotf:

Hi5 before you do the cancer research thing.
BEFORE being the key word...

Yeah.  Nobody wants to lick the spoon. 
ewwwwwwwww
must get visual image out of my head
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Shannon on April 18, 2008, 11:02:16 PM
I will leave you to your fans, WE. Good night...until next Friday. :-*
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Lord Undies on April 18, 2008, 11:02:34 PM


umm, shannon, meet mia

mia, this is shannon



do you think its a good idea to introduce your two wimmens to each other?

Oh, why not?  It's more fun to laugh with someone.
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Miss Mia on April 18, 2008, 11:02:49 PM
I am on my third Honey Weiss and almost to the point of typing silly.

Kids got tucked!

Yay!

Maybe later I will do some cancer research.  :rotf:

Hi5 before you do the cancer research thing.
BEFORE being the key word...

Yeah.  Nobody wants to lick the spoon. 

 :rotf:
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 18, 2008, 11:02:53 PM


umm, shannon, meet mia

mia, this is shannon



do you think its a good idea to introduce your two wimmens to each other?

I am wimminless.

alas, it is true.

Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 18, 2008, 11:03:54 PM
I will leave you to your fans, WE. Good night...until next Friday. :-*

you're a good sport, Shannon!

see ya next friday :-)
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: morningAngel on April 18, 2008, 11:04:13 PM


umm, shannon, meet mia

mia, this is shannon



do you think its a good idea to introduce your two wimmens to each other?

I am wimminless.

alas, it is true.


you got more wimmens than I got varicose veins for pete's sakes...and thats saying something
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 18, 2008, 11:04:56 PM
I am on my third Honey Weiss and almost to the point of typing silly.

Kids got tucked!

Yay!

Maybe later I will do some cancer research.  :rotf:

Hi5 before you do the cancer research thing.
BEFORE being the key word...

Yeah.  Nobody wants to lick the spoon. 
ewwwwwwwww
must get visual image out of my head

spooning was always a good thingie!

Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: morningAngel on April 18, 2008, 11:05:04 PM


umm, shannon, meet mia

mia, this is shannon



do you think its a good idea to introduce your two wimmens to each other?

Oh, why not?  It's more fun to laugh with someone.
yeah, but the hysterical laughter might hurt his feelings
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 18, 2008, 11:05:54 PM


umm, shannon, meet mia

mia, this is shannon



do you think its a good idea to introduce your two wimmens to each other?

I am wimminless.

alas, it is true.


you got more wimmens than I got varicose veins for pete's sakes...and thats saying something


not always the RIGHT wimmins . . ..

Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: morningAngel on April 18, 2008, 11:08:08 PM


umm, shannon, meet mia

mia, this is shannon



do you think its a good idea to introduce your two wimmens to each other?

I am wimminless.

alas, it is true.


you got more wimmens than I got varicose veins for pete's sakes...and thats saying something


not always the RIGHT wimmins . . ..


well
 :bird:
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Odin's Hand on April 18, 2008, 11:09:44 PM
I am on my third Honey Weiss and almost to the point of typing silly.

Kids got tucked!

Yay!

Maybe later I will do some cancer research.  :rotf:

Hi5 before you do the cancer research thing.
BEFORE being the key word...

Yeah.  Nobody wants to lick the spoon.  

Undies, you are mentally ill.
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 18, 2008, 11:09:50 PM


umm, shannon, meet mia

mia, this is shannon



do you think its a good idea to introduce your two wimmens to each other?

I am wimminless.

alas, it is true.


you got more wimmens than I got varicose veins for pete's sakes...and thats saying something


not always the RIGHT wimmins . . ..


well
 :bird:

thank you very much.

Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: morningAngel on April 18, 2008, 11:12:32 PM


umm, shannon, meet mia

mia, this is shannon



do you think its a good idea to introduce your two wimmens to each other?

I am wimminless.

alas, it is true.


you got more wimmens than I got varicose veins for pete's sakes...and thats saying something


not always the RIGHT wimmins . . ..


well
 :bird:

thank you very much.


that wasn't an offer you dork
get your tongue out of my mouth I am trying to kiss you goodbye
 :banghead:
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: asdf2231 on April 18, 2008, 11:27:24 PM
I am on my third Honey Weiss and almost to the point of typing silly.

Kids got tucked!

Yay!

Maybe later I will do some cancer research.  :rotf:

Hi5 before you do the cancer research thing.
BEFORE being the key word...

Yeah.  Nobody wants to lick the spoon.  

Aw man.  H5 for creative use of vileness!

I swear to ghue you should get a job writing Hallmark cards. :-)
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: delilahmused on April 18, 2008, 11:34:10 PM
I am on my third Honey Weiss and almost to the point of typing silly.

Kids got tucked!

Yay!

Maybe later I will do some cancer research.  :rotf:

Hi5 before you do the cancer research thing.
BEFORE being the key word...

Yeah.  Nobody wants to lick the spoon.  

Damn Undies! I just made peanut butter bars with chocolate frosting...now that's a spoon worth licking!

Cindie
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Chris_ on April 18, 2008, 11:49:54 PM
Hmmmm.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 19, 2008, 12:02:28 AM
Hmmmm.  :evillaugh:

still awake?

Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Chris_ on April 19, 2008, 12:09:43 AM
Hmmmm.  :evillaugh:

still awake?



Awake? I am just getting warmed up. I took a 2 hour nap.  :-)
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 19, 2008, 12:13:17 AM
Hmmmm.  :evillaugh:

still awake?



Awake? I am just getting warmed up. I took a 2 hour nap.  :-)

OMG!

so, how much do you love me?

Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Chris_ on April 19, 2008, 12:14:57 AM
So I notice how teasingly close I am to 3000 posts. And, as such, it dawned on my that in those almost 3000 posts, only a handful bore a cogent thought.

What say you existentialist drunkards of wisdom?
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Chris_ on April 19, 2008, 12:15:49 AM
Hmmmm.  :evillaugh:

still awake?



Awake? I am just getting warmed up. I took a 2 hour nap.  :-)

OMG!

so, how much do you love me?



b/s me again and I'll grab your nutsack.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Chris_ on April 19, 2008, 12:16:38 AM
Hmmmm.  :evillaugh:

still awake?



Awake? I am just getting warmed up. I took a 2 hour nap.  :-)

OMG!

so, how much do you love me?



Too little too late, I already threatened your junk.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 19, 2008, 12:18:14 AM
Hmmmm.  :evillaugh:

still awake?



Awake? I am just getting warmed up. I took a 2 hour nap.  :-)

OMG!

so, how much do you love me?



Too little too late, I already threatened your junk.  :evillaugh:

my junk is  . . . .

fine.

Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Chris_ on April 19, 2008, 12:21:15 AM
Hmmmm.  :evillaugh:

still awake?



Awake? I am just getting warmed up. I took a 2 hour nap.  :-)

OMG!

so, how much do you love me?



Too little too late, I already threatened your junk.  :evillaugh:

my junk is  . . . .

fine.



I'll be the judge of that.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: ReardenSteel on April 19, 2008, 12:38:28 AM
What say you existentialist drunkards of wisdom?
:lmao: :cheersmate:
"Existentialist drunkards of wisdom?" (...) Wow!


If there is room for Objectivist drunkards of wisdom I'll comment. But I'm too drunk to postulate(sp?) on what that comment might be.

All hail Happy Hour threads! All hail beer.
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 19, 2008, 12:38:38 AM
Hmmmm.  :evillaugh:

still awake?



Awake? I am just getting warmed up. I took a 2 hour nap.  :-)

OMG!



so, how much do you love me?



Too little too late, I already threatened your junk.  :evillaugh:

my junk is  . . . .

fine.



I'll be the judge of that.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 19, 2008, 12:39:38 AM
Hmmmm.  :evillaugh:

still awake?



Awake? I am just getting warmed up. I took a 2 hour nap.  :-)

OMG!

so, how much do you love me?



Too little too late, I already threatened your junk.  :evillaugh:

my junk is  . . . .

fine.



I'll be the judge of that.  :evillaugh:

judge me, baby
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Chris_ on April 19, 2008, 12:45:46 AM
What say you existentialist drunkards of wisdom?
:lmao: :cheersmate:
"Existentialist drunkards of wisdom?" (...) Wow!


If there is room for Objectivist drunkards of wisdom I'll comment. But I'm too drunk to postulate(sp?) on what that comment might be.

All hail Happy Hour threads! All hail beer.

Just don't gesticulate or interambulate.... cuz I hate when that happens.  :lmao:
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Chris_ on April 19, 2008, 12:48:28 AM
Hmmmm.  :evillaugh:

still awake?



Awake? I am just getting warmed up. I took a 2 hour nap.  :-)

OMG!

so, how much do you love me?



Too little too late, I already threatened your junk.  :evillaugh:

my junk is  . . . .

fine.



I'll be the judge of that.  :evillaugh:

judge me, baby

Perhaps this would not be a good time to pull this out....

(http://www.withmyneedle.com/ruler.jpg)

You know I'm teasing and I love you!  :lmao:
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: ReardenSteel on April 19, 2008, 12:54:53 AM
What say you existentialist drunkards of wisdom?
:lmao: :cheersmate:
"Existentialist drunkards of wisdom?" (...) Wow!


If there is room for Objectivist drunkards of wisdom I'll comment. But I'm too drunk to postulate(sp?) on what that comment might be.

All hail Happy Hour threads! All hail beer.

Just don't gesticulate or interambulate.... cuz I hate when that happens.  :lmao:

I don't know if "interambulate" is a word and I don't know how to "gesticulate" on the enter-tubes.  :tongue:


Oops. Never mind. I think  :tongue: IS enter-tube gesticulation.  :uhsure:
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Chris_ on April 19, 2008, 12:58:13 AM
What say you existentialist drunkards of wisdom?
:lmao: :cheersmate:
"Existentialist drunkards of wisdom?" (...) Wow!


If there is room for Objectivist drunkards of wisdom I'll comment. But I'm too drunk to postulate(sp?) on what that comment might be.

All hail Happy Hour threads! All hail beer.

Just don't gesticulate or interambulate.... cuz I hate when that happens.  :lmao:

I don't know if "interambulate" is a word and I don't know how to "gesticulate" on the enter-tubes.  :tongue:


Oops. Never mind. I think  :tongue: IS enter-tube gesticulation.  :uhsure:

That's why Ima here to help you learn english son!

Laffing......  :rotf:
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: ReardenSteel on April 19, 2008, 01:03:11 AM
What say you existentialist drunkards of wisdom?
:lmao: :cheersmate:
"Existentialist drunkards of wisdom?" (...) Wow!


If there is room for Objectivist drunkards of wisdom I'll comment. But I'm too drunk to postulate(sp?) on what that comment might be.

All hail Happy Hour threads! All hail beer.

Just don't gesticulate or interambulate.... cuz I hate when that happens.  :lmao:

I don't know if "interambulate" is a word and I don't know how to "gesticulate" on the enter-tubes.  :tongue:


Oops. Never mind. I think  :tongue: IS enter-tube gesticulation.  :uhsure:

That's why Ima here to help you learn english son!

Laffing......  :rotf:

Help me! LOL God knows I need help.

Were you going for...
Inturbidate

In*tur"bid*ate\, v. t. [imp. & p. p. Inturbidated; p. pr. & vb. n. Inturbidating.] [Pref. in- in + turbid.] To render turbid; to darken; to confuse. [R.]

???????

Or is "interambulate" more powerful than my drunkishly google-fu powers?

Double  :tongue: at you. (since I've never B/Sed anyone before and besides... you seem to be B/S immune)  :-)
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Chris_ on April 19, 2008, 01:10:28 AM
What say you existentialist drunkards of wisdom?
:lmao: :cheersmate:
"Existentialist drunkards of wisdom?" (...) Wow!


If there is room for Objectivist drunkards of wisdom I'll comment. But I'm too drunk to postulate(sp?) on what that comment might be.

All hail Happy Hour threads! All hail beer.

Just don't gesticulate or interambulate.... cuz I hate when that happens.  :lmao:

I don't know if "interambulate" is a word and I don't know how to "gesticulate" on the enter-tubes.  :tongue:


Oops. Never mind. I think  :tongue: IS enter-tube gesticulation.  :uhsure:

That's why Ima here to help you learn english son!

Laffing......  :rotf:

Help me! LOL God knows I need help.

Were you going for...
Inturbidate

In*tur"bid*ate\, v. t. [imp. & p. p. Inturbidated; p. pr. & vb. n. Inturbidating.] [Pref. in- in + turbid.] To render turbid; to darken; to confuse. [R.]

???????

Or is "interambulate" more powerful than my drunkishly google-fu powers?

Double  :tongue: at you. (since I've never B/Sed anyone before and besides... you seem to be B/S immune)  :-)


I like In*tur"bid*ate ...... that will do nicely! Interambulate was a made up word. Ambulate is a word by itself, but the inter prefix renders it meaningless.

Oy I think I run out of steam.... I'll have to continue my tutoring tomorrow.  :-)

Goodnight!
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: ReardenSteel on April 19, 2008, 01:11:40 AM
What say you existentialist drunkards of wisdom?
:lmao: :cheersmate:
"Existentialist drunkards of wisdom?" (...) Wow!


If there is room for Objectivist drunkards of wisdom I'll comment. But I'm too drunk to postulate(sp?) on what that comment might be.

All hail Happy Hour threads! All hail beer.

Just don't gesticulate or interambulate.... cuz I hate when that happens.  :lmao:

I don't know if "interambulate" is a word and I don't know how to "gesticulate" on the enter-tubes.  :tongue:


Oops. Never mind. I think  :tongue: IS enter-tube gesticulation.  :uhsure:

That's why Ima here to help you learn english son!

Laffing......  :rotf:

Help me! LOL God knows I need help.

Were you going for...
Inturbidate

In*tur"bid*ate\, v. t. [imp. & p. p. Inturbidated; p. pr. & vb. n. Inturbidating.] [Pref. in- in + turbid.] To render turbid; to darken; to confuse. [R.]

???????

Or is "interambulate" more powerful than my drunkishly google-fu powers?

Double  :tongue: at you. (since I've never B/Sed anyone before and besides... you seem to be B/S immune)  :-)


I like In*tur"bid*ate ...... that will do nicely! Interambulate was a made up word. Ambulate is a word by itself, but the inter prefix renders it meaningless.

Oy I think I run out of steam.... I'll have to continue my tutoring tomorrow.  :-)

Goodnight!

heh heh

Thanks for that.

Night.












wuss  :p
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: Chris_ on April 19, 2008, 11:55:00 AM

wuss  :p

Hey now, when you get to be my age, you start strong and peeter with no warning.  :-)

Where are you playmate?
Title: Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
Post by: ReardenSteel on April 19, 2008, 12:46:45 PM

wuss  :p

Hey now, when you get to be my age, you start strong and peeter with no warning.  :-)

Where are you playmate?

I was "faking it". I hit the hey shortly after you did. (probley slept in longer too, lol)  :yawn: