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Current Events => Breaking News => Topic started by: Chris_ on June 03, 2011, 10:01:48 AM
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A federal grand jury has indicted two-time presidential candidate John Edwards in a campaign finance investigation.
The case of USA v. Johnny Reid Edwards contains six counts, including conspiracy, four counts of illegal campaign contributions and one count of false statements. The indictment was returned in the Middle District of North Carolina Friday.
Fox News (http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/06/03/former-presidential-candidate-john-edwards-indicted-by-federal-grand-jury/#ixzz1OE2UIA7g)
Just another Democrat doing what Democrats are wont to do.
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It couldn't have happened to a bigger asshole.
I hope your pockets are deep, Johnny. You're gonna need all the $$ you can pony up to worm your way out of this one.
Remember all those ambulance-chasing cases you negotiated? Remember all the pain and suffering you capitalized on?
Oh, and while you're shelling out the big bucks for your attorney buddies, don't forget the trail of detritus you've left in your wake. You've got a couple of almost-grown kids who despise you and a toddler that you fathered when all you thought you were doing was dipping your wick someplace other than your wife.
Karma's a bitch, ain't it Johnny?
Bubba's gonna love you like the sister bitch you are.
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Didn't he recently say that he would kill himself if he got jail time? To bad Dr. Kervorkian is no longer around to help him with his death wish.
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It couldn't have happened to a bigger asshole.
I hope your pockets are deep, Johnny. You're gonna need all the $$ you can pony up to worm your way out of this one.
Remember all those ambulance-chasing cases you negotiated? Remember all the pain and suffering you capitalized on?
Oh, and while you're shelling out the big bucks for your attorney buddies, don't forget the trail of detritus you've left in your wake. You've got a couple of almost-grown kids who despise you and a toddler that you fathered when all you thought you were doing was dipping your wick someplace other than your wife.
Karma's a bitch, ain't it Johnny?
Bubba's gonna love you like the sister bitch you are.
I had to High Five you for that. If you would rather a BS, I will give you one of those too.
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Cheer up Johnny. O.K. so maybe the food in prison isn't quite up to your country club standards but there's a tossed salad after every meal!
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But, blah blah Bush and blab blab Cheney and blither blather Rove.
I wonder if he was given 24 business hours to get his "affairs" in order?
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I wish all the damned ambulance chasers would get this lucky.
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Cheer up Johnny. O.K. so maybe the food in prison isn't quite up to your country club standards but there's a tossed salad after every meal!
:lmao: :lmao: :rotf:
hi5
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WHERE'S THE PARTY AFFILIATION MENTION IN THE ARTICLE??
:censored: :argh:
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He's sure pretty, ain't he?
I hear the faint pluck of banjos and the blink blink, blink blink of Cal Piggy's poetry being read by sterno light as he gets ass-plowed.
Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
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He's sure pretty, ain't he?
He'll look even better in an orange leisure jump suit.
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I had to High Five you for that. If you would rather a BS, I will give you one of those too.
No need. The quest is over.
Though like my sig line says, "Happiness is only a bitchslap away." :-)
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Well Mr. Ambulance Chasing Blood Sucking Parasite... Tyrone and Bubba might not make you squeal like a pig when they have their way with you if you was to do some work on their appeals. Pretty lawyer boy like you gonna be real popular in prison.
Karma's a bitch, ain't it?
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Well Mr. Ambulance Chasing Blood Sucking Parasite... Tyrone and Bubba might not make you squeal like a pig when they have their way with you if you was to do some work on their appeals. Pretty lawyer boy like you gonna be real popular in prison.
Karma's a bitch, ain't it?
Hi,
If my memory serves me correctly he is also responsible for the flu vaccine no longer being made in the US and in short supply. As I recall he sued the drug companies in a class action suit and won and his cut was something like $60 million so they drug companies stopped making the product, which they were pretty much selling for cost. All of a sudden there was a shortage of flu vaccine and no one knew, or chose to report why......except of course Rush Limbaugh.
regards,
5412
Hell is to good for Mr. Edwards......
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He will never see a day in jail. Wishing won't make it happen.
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He will never see a day in jail. Wishing won't make it happen.
And on what bit of inside information are you basing your statement on?
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Hi,
If my memory serves me correctly he is also responsible for the flu vaccine no longer being made in the US and in short supply. As I recall he sued the drug companies in a class action suit and won and his cut was something like $60 million so they drug companies stopped making the product, which they were pretty much selling for cost. All of a sudden there was a shortage of flu vaccine and no one knew, or chose to report why......except of course Rush Limbaugh.
regards,
5412
Hell is to good for Mr. Edwards......
I seem to recall hearing something about that.
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And on what bit of inside information are you basing your statement on?
The Spiro Agnew rule. No way are they putting a former VP in prison.
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Cheer up Johnny. O.K. so maybe the food in prison isn't quite up to your country club standards but there's a tossed salad after every meal!
I'll bet those prison barbers aren't quite as fancy as what he's accustomed to. I wonder if he'd be as pretty in a buzz cut. :-)
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The Spiro Agnew rule. No way are they putting a former VP in prison.
Well then, thank God Edwards isn't a former VP.
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Well then, thank God Edwards isn't a former VP.
Yep, a former veep wannabe, but he never made it to Blair House.
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The Spiro Agnew rule. No way are they putting a former VP in prison.
Wasn't a VP. He's still eligible for ass-plowing from Bubba.
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Well then, thank God Edwards isn't a former VP.
Good point. :thatsright:
I was thinking Al Gore for some reason. The two of them are essentially twins, IMO.