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Title: Former Presidential Candidate John Edwards Indicted by Federal Grand Jury
Post by: Chris_ on June 03, 2011, 10:01:48 AM
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A federal grand jury has indicted two-time presidential candidate John Edwards in a campaign finance investigation.

The case of USA v. Johnny Reid Edwards contains six counts, including conspiracy, four counts of illegal campaign contributions and one count of false statements. The indictment was returned in the Middle District of North Carolina Friday.

Fox News (http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/06/03/former-presidential-candidate-john-edwards-indicted-by-federal-grand-jury/#ixzz1OE2UIA7g)


Just another Democrat doing what Democrats are wont to do.
Title: Re: Former Presidential Candidate John Edwards Indicted by Federal Grand Jury
Post by: Eupher on June 03, 2011, 10:55:51 AM
It couldn't have happened to a bigger asshole.

I hope your pockets are deep, Johnny. You're gonna need all the $$ you can pony up to worm your way out of this one.

Remember all those ambulance-chasing cases you negotiated? Remember all the pain and suffering you capitalized on?

Oh, and while you're shelling out the big bucks for your attorney buddies, don't forget the trail of detritus you've left in your wake. You've got a couple of almost-grown kids who despise you and a toddler that you fathered when all you thought you were doing was dipping your wick someplace other than your wife.

Karma's a bitch, ain't it Johnny?

Bubba's gonna love you like the sister bitch you are.
Title: Re: Former Presidential Candidate John Edwards Indicted by Federal Grand Jury
Post by: DLR Pyro on June 03, 2011, 10:57:45 AM
Didn't he recently say that he would kill himself if he got jail time?  To bad Dr. Kervorkian is no longer around to help him with his death wish.
Title: Re: Former Presidential Candidate John Edwards Indicted by Federal Grand Jury
Post by: IassaFTots on June 03, 2011, 11:44:56 AM
It couldn't have happened to a bigger asshole.

I hope your pockets are deep, Johnny. You're gonna need all the $$ you can pony up to worm your way out of this one.

Remember all those ambulance-chasing cases you negotiated? Remember all the pain and suffering you capitalized on?

Oh, and while you're shelling out the big bucks for your attorney buddies, don't forget the trail of detritus you've left in your wake. You've got a couple of almost-grown kids who despise you and a toddler that you fathered when all you thought you were doing was dipping your wick someplace other than your wife.

Karma's a bitch, ain't it Johnny?

Bubba's gonna love you like the sister bitch you are.

I had to High Five you for that.  If you would rather a BS, I will give you one of those too. 
Title: Re: Former Presidential Candidate John Edwards Indicted by Federal Grand Jury
Post by: FreeBorn on June 03, 2011, 11:47:39 AM
Cheer up Johnny. O.K. so maybe the food in prison isn't quite up to your country club standards but there's a tossed salad after every meal!
Title: Re: Former Presidential Candidate John Edwards Indicted by Federal Grand Jury
Post by: beefeater on June 03, 2011, 01:02:41 PM
But, blah blah Bush and blab blab Cheney and blither blather Rove.

I wonder if he was given 24 business hours to get his "affairs" in order?
Title: Re: Former Presidential Candidate John Edwards Indicted by Federal Grand Jury
Post by: CG6468 on June 03, 2011, 01:07:15 PM
I wish all the damned ambulance chasers would get this lucky.
Title: Re: Former Presidential Candidate John Edwards Indicted by Federal Grand Jury
Post by: THA HOUSTON PIMP IS IN DA HOUZ! on June 03, 2011, 01:30:17 PM
Cheer up Johnny. O.K. so maybe the food in prison isn't quite up to your country club standards but there's a tossed salad after every meal!

 :lmao: :lmao: :rotf:

hi5
Title: Re: Former Presidential Candidate John Edwards Indicted by Federal Grand Jury
Post by: THA HOUSTON PIMP IS IN DA HOUZ! on June 03, 2011, 01:32:46 PM
WHERE'S THE PARTY AFFILIATION MENTION IN THE ARTICLE??

 :censored: :argh:
Title: Re: Former Presidential Candidate John Edwards Indicted by Federal Grand Jury
Post by: NHSparky on June 03, 2011, 01:58:13 PM
He's sure pretty, ain't he?

I hear the faint pluck of banjos and the blink blink, blink blink of Cal Piggy's poetry being read by sterno light as he gets ass-plowed.

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
Title: Re: Former Presidential Candidate John Edwards Indicted by Federal Grand Jury
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 03, 2011, 05:13:40 PM

He's sure pretty, ain't he?


He'll look even better in an orange leisure jump suit.
Title: Re: Former Presidential Candidate John Edwards Indicted by Federal Grand Jury
Post by: Eupher on June 03, 2011, 05:51:50 PM
I had to High Five you for that.  If you would rather a BS, I will give you one of those too. 

No need. The quest is over.

Though like my sig line says, "Happiness is only a bitchslap away."   :-)
Title: Re: Former Presidential Candidate John Edwards Indicted by Federal Grand Jury
Post by: I_B_Perky on June 03, 2011, 08:43:53 PM
Well Mr. Ambulance Chasing Blood Sucking Parasite... Tyrone and Bubba might not make you squeal like a pig when they have their way with you if you was to do some work on their appeals. Pretty lawyer boy like you gonna be real popular in prison.

Karma's a bitch, ain't it?
Title: Re: Former Presidential Candidate John Edwards Indicted by Federal Grand Jury
Post by: 5412 on June 03, 2011, 09:27:54 PM
Well Mr. Ambulance Chasing Blood Sucking Parasite... Tyrone and Bubba might not make you squeal like a pig when they have their way with you if you was to do some work on their appeals. Pretty lawyer boy like you gonna be real popular in prison.

Karma's a bitch, ain't it?

Hi,

If my memory serves me correctly he is also responsible for the flu vaccine no longer being made in the US and in short supply.  As I recall he sued the drug companies in a class action suit and won and his cut was something like $60 million so they drug companies stopped making the product, which they were pretty much selling for cost.  All of a sudden there was a shortage of flu vaccine and no one knew, or chose to report why......except of course Rush Limbaugh.

regards,
5412

Hell is to good for Mr. Edwards......
Title: Re: Former Presidential Candidate John Edwards Indicted by Federal Grand Jury
Post by: RockMan on June 04, 2011, 09:21:32 AM
He will never see a day in jail. Wishing won't make it happen.
Title: Re: Former Presidential Candidate John Edwards Indicted by Federal Grand Jury
Post by: Eupher on June 04, 2011, 12:49:53 PM
He will never see a day in jail. Wishing won't make it happen.

And on what bit of inside information are you basing your statement on?
Title: Re: Former Presidential Candidate John Edwards Indicted by Federal Grand Jury
Post by: I_B_Perky on June 04, 2011, 04:52:52 PM
Hi,

If my memory serves me correctly he is also responsible for the flu vaccine no longer being made in the US and in short supply.  As I recall he sued the drug companies in a class action suit and won and his cut was something like $60 million so they drug companies stopped making the product, which they were pretty much selling for cost.  All of a sudden there was a shortage of flu vaccine and no one knew, or chose to report why......except of course Rush Limbaugh.

regards,
5412

Hell is to good for Mr. Edwards......

I seem to recall hearing something about that.
Title: Re: Former Presidential Candidate John Edwards Indicted by Federal Grand Jury
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 06, 2011, 09:35:21 PM
And on what bit of inside information are you basing your statement on?

The Spiro Agnew rule.  No way are they putting a former VP in prison.
Title: Re: Former Presidential Candidate John Edwards Indicted by Federal Grand Jury
Post by: SaintLouieWoman on June 06, 2011, 10:24:44 PM
Cheer up Johnny. O.K. so maybe the food in prison isn't quite up to your country club standards but there's a tossed salad after every meal!

I'll bet those prison barbers aren't quite as fancy as what he's accustomed to. I wonder if he'd be as pretty in a buzz cut.  :-)
Title: Re: Former Presidential Candidate John Edwards Indicted by Federal Grand Jury
Post by: docstew on June 07, 2011, 03:57:44 AM
The Spiro Agnew rule.  No way are they putting a former VP in prison.

Well then, thank God Edwards isn't a former VP.
Title: Re: Former Presidential Candidate John Edwards Indicted by Federal Grand Jury
Post by: Eupher on June 07, 2011, 05:30:51 AM
Well then, thank God Edwards isn't a former VP.

Yep, a former veep wannabe, but he never made it to Blair House.
Title: Re: Former Presidential Candidate John Edwards Indicted by Federal Grand Jury
Post by: NHSparky on June 07, 2011, 07:31:43 AM
The Spiro Agnew rule.  No way are they putting a former VP in prison.

Wasn't a VP.  He's still eligible for ass-plowing from Bubba.
Title: Re: Former Presidential Candidate John Edwards Indicted by Federal Grand Jury
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 07, 2011, 09:13:57 AM
Well then, thank God Edwards isn't a former VP.

Good point.   :thatsright:

I was thinking Al Gore for some reason.  The two of them are essentially twins, IMO.