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Title: DUmbasses bending over backwards for weiner
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on June 01, 2011, 04:51:25 PM
I haven't had this much fun since Grayson imploded.

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Playinghardball (583 posts)      Wed Jun-01-11 02:51 PM
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Weiner ‘can’t say with certitude’ that lewd picture was not of him

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CreekDog  (1000+ posts)      Wed Jun-01-11 02:57 PM
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6. spin what?
 you mean if it turns out the top part of the picture is him and the bottom part is a screencap from the internet somewhere --that Weiner has to know/explain all this perfectly?

why?

first, if it were him, unmanipulated, there is no legal reason to do so.

and if it's been manipulated, how can he even know precisely how.

but to you, if Weiner doesn't perfectly explain even aspects that he doesn't know --he's spinning.

tell you what...when you have your character assassinated, and don't know precisely how to respond, we'll just all assume whatever they've said about you is true.

that's fair.

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Lex (1000+ posts)        Wed Jun-01-11 02:54 PM
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2. I think he's reeling in the press real good . . .

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butterfly77 (1000+ posts)     Wed Jun-01-11 02:54 PM
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3. I wouldn't put anything past the CONS...
 they may have paid someone to put a secret camera in a locker room of him changing clothes,it could be photoshopped they are so full of shit. This is suppose to be a message to Dems to not fight back yet again. They can't handle the truth..

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sabrina 1  (1000+ posts)        Wed Jun-01-11 02:57 PM
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5. There is another possibility 
 and Weiner might not have known about it, it could be that a member of his staff was using his account and sent it out, although the evidence being presented on the blogs seems to prove the account was hacked.

If, however, it was a member of his staff, and he found out after his initial statements, with everyone blaming Breitbart, I could see why he would just want to drop it.

Just not sure why he has gone from being certain his account was hacked to the position he is now taking.

I am praying it was Breitbart and his gang of criminals. And I feel certain that Weiner did think his account was hacked initially. 

*giggle*

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Marr (1000+ posts)      Wed Jun-01-11 04:04 PM
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16. Your laptop has a camera on it, and computers can be hacked.
 Edited on Wed Jun-01-11 04:06 PM by Marr
Weiner has legal council involved in this now. How could he assert that an image was not one of himself if there is no way to identify the individual in the picture, and no way to know for certain that the image was not originally captured from your own laptop? I can't say with certitude that the image is not of ME.

He says that he never sent the image, and that, to me, is the relevant piece of information.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1209836
Title: Re: DUmbasses bending over backwards for weiner
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 01, 2011, 08:56:46 PM
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Playinghardball (583 posts)      Wed Jun-01-11 02:51 PM
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Weiner ‘can’t say with certitude’ that lewd picture was not of him

So, in other words, he's got pecker shots out there, but he's not sure this is one of them?
Title: Re: DUmbasses bending over backwards for weiner
Post by: thundley4 on June 01, 2011, 08:57:52 PM

So, in other words, he's got pecker shots out there, but he's not sure this is one of them?


That is the way that I interpret it. 
Title: Re: DUmbasses bending over backwards for weiner
Post by: Revolution on June 01, 2011, 08:59:26 PM
^ Yuck. If you , or anyone else find anymore of them, keep them to yourselves. Besides, I'm happy to report that if that is indeed him, I am bigger.

TMI??  :-)

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DUmbasses bending over backwards for weiner

They're doing it wrong...
Title: Re: DUmbasses bending over backwards for weiner
Post by: Skul on June 01, 2011, 09:02:42 PM
He's not sure if that's his pecker?
How many more are out there?
Is that idiot that stupid?
 
Title: Re: DUmbasses bending over backwards for weiner
Post by: Revolution on June 01, 2011, 09:05:34 PM
I can proudly said my pecker has never recieved media coverage. I assume you can say the same, Skul? :p
Title: Re: DUmbasses bending over backwards for weiner
Post by: Skul on June 02, 2011, 12:13:23 AM
I can proudly said my pecker has never recieved media coverage. I assume you can say the same, Skul? :p
No, sir, it hasn't.
Checkin' the pants, I can see why.
Title: Re: DUmbasses bending over backwards for weiner
Post by: dandi on June 02, 2011, 01:01:39 AM

So, in other words, he's got pecker shots out there, but he's not sure this is one of them?


He's claiming erection fraud.

 :rimshot:
Title: Re: DUmbasses bending over backwards for weiner
Post by: blitzkrieg_17 on June 02, 2011, 08:12:44 AM
He's claiming erection fraud.

 :rimshot:

 :rotf: H5
Title: Re: DUmbasses bending over backwards for weiner
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on June 02, 2011, 08:55:47 AM

So, in other words, he's got pecker shots out there, but he's not sure this is one of them?


Yep.  And he started out claiming his FB account was hacked, however (Though I'm not familiar with yfrog) it would seem the supposed hacker would have also had to have hacked his yfrog and Twitter accounts for the facts to fit his wildly-improbable non-explanation. 
Title: Re: DUmbasses bending over backwards for weiner
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 02, 2011, 09:09:31 AM
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DUmbasses bending over backwards for weiner


That could be the DU motto.
Title: Re: DUmbasses bending over backwards for weiner
Post by: jukin on June 02, 2011, 09:12:33 AM
All this will just get him higher up in the democrat party.
Title: Re: DUmbasses bending over backwards for weiner
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on June 02, 2011, 09:52:57 AM
All this will just get him higher up in the democrat party.
Someone needs to fill the void the Teddy Kennedy left.
Title: Re: DUmbasses bending over backwards for weiner
Post by: Wineslob on June 02, 2011, 10:00:42 AM
He's not sure if that's his pecker?
How many more are out there?
Is that idiot that stupid?


He's a DUmbass DUmbocrap, so yes.
Title: Re: DUmbasses bending over backwards for weiner
Post by: USA4ME on June 02, 2011, 10:19:49 AM
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butterfly77
 
3. I wouldn't put anything past the CONS...

they may have paid someone to put a secret camera in a locker room of him changing clothes,it could be photoshopped they are so full of shit. This is suppose to be a message to Dems to not fight back yet again. They can't handle the truth.

That is classic!  We "can't handle the truth," but this dolt believes someone put a secret camera in a locker room and hacked his twitter account to send a photo just to send a message.

 :mental:

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Title: Re: DUmbasses bending over backwards for weiner
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on June 02, 2011, 11:05:53 AM
That is classic!  We "can't handle the truth," but this dolt believes someone put a secret camera in a locker room and hacked his twitter account to send a photo just to send a message.

 :mental:

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They think 'Occam's Razor' is some Muslim dude's hairstyle.
Title: Re: DUmbasses bending over backwards for weiner
Post by: Rebel on June 02, 2011, 02:20:41 PM
Will he have the integrity Chris Lee had and resign?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Lee_%28politician%29


Doubt it. He is a Democrat, afterall.
Title: Re: DUmbasses bending over backwards for weiner
Post by: franksolich on June 03, 2011, 06:08:53 AM
No, sir, it hasn't.

Mine did, sort of, a few years ago, but no photographs.

One night after I'd lived here about a year, I woke up in the middle of the night, as the bladder needed emptied.

I walked from the bedroom into the kitchen and then to the bathroom, in the darkness.

When I was done, as I sleepily walked from the bathroom through the kitchen, I noticed there seemed to be a table lamp lit, in the dining room (I didn't see the dining room itself, just the doorway).

At this point, I should mention that excepting in deepest winter, I sleep without any clothes on.

I walked back to the bedroom, but then a little bit more awake, decided the lamp in the dining room should be shut off.  When I reached the living room door, and saw the dining room, I saw there was a guy hunched over the dining-room table.  I had no idea who he was, or what he was doing there; because I'm deaf, I don't lock the door in case someone needs to get a hold of me (for example, I'm not going to hear anyone knocking).

He didn't seem to notice me, and I wanted him out of there.

He was a passed-out drunk; I have no idea how he found this place.  I reached over and started to grab him by the back of his collar, at which he abruptly woke up, and grabbed me.  I'm no weakling, but this guy was, uh, pretty hefty and strong besides that, and pulled me.  We both tumbled down, breaking the dining-room table in mid-section, where the leaves go.

Now fully awake, he broke loose, and ran for the door.  I tried to grab him, but was too slow.

He ran away, and I couldn't chase him, as the ground was pretty rough at the time, and I wasn't wearing any shoes.....or anything else.

Some months later, he was arrested for something, and while talking about all he'd done, he mentioned one time being attacked by a naked guy.....and the trail later led right back to franksolich.

It took a while to live that down.
Title: Re: DUmbasses bending over backwards for weiner
Post by: Revolution on June 03, 2011, 07:29:17 AM
Sorry Frank, but  :lmao:@ the story. If I were the cops, I would have assumed he was drunk when he told that story, and sluffed it off. I wouldn't think it'd be a big deal, and considering that once you explained it to them, they'd just go back to their beat...
Title: Re: DUmbasses bending over backwards for weiner
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 03, 2011, 07:36:06 AM
Rev, I'm with ya.

 :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:

I had to H5 you for that, Coach.  Just too damned funny.
Title: Re: DUmbasses bending over backwards for weiner
Post by: franksolich on June 03, 2011, 12:57:03 PM
Rev, I'm with ya.

 :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:

I had to H5 you for that, Coach.  Just too damned funny.

There was no big deal made about it, but people did talk.

"What were you doing, being naked?"

"It was the middle of the night.  I sleep that way."

"Oh."
Title: Re: DUmbasses bending over backwards for weiner
Post by: franksolich on June 03, 2011, 01:02:10 PM
Sorry Frank, but  :lmao:@ the story.

It all happened very fast; I had not expected to see what I saw.  And he was a big guy, too.

At the time--although I didn't know this myself--the guy was wanted as a suspect in burglaries of isolated farmhouses.  He was described as 6'2", which made him an inch shorter than myself, but also as 275 pounds, which meant he had at least 103 pounds over me.

I had no idea what he was doing there.  All I knew was that I wanted him out, and as quickly as possible.

Under those circumstances, the fact that I wasn't wearing anything was the furthest thing from my mind.
Title: Re: DUmbasses bending over backwards for weiner
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 03, 2011, 02:55:10 PM
There was no big deal made about it, but people did talk.

"What were you doing, being naked?"

"It was the middle of the night.  I sleep that way."

"Oh."
I'm deeply disappointed that the crash of the table wasn't followed by the screaming of a terrified soil scientist back in the bedroom.
Title: Re: DUmbasses bending over backwards for weiner
Post by: franksolich on June 03, 2011, 04:16:42 PM
I'm deeply disappointed that the crash of the table wasn't followed by the screaming of a terrified soil scientist back in the bedroom.

No, it's not likely a woman or a child or an old person is going to show up here at night.  They do during the day, but of course I'm decent during the day.

You know, this thread has attracted the attention of lurking primitives.

There's a lesson in it for them, but I doubt they'll get it.

The lesson is the art of taking something perilous (the intruder could have been armed and dangerous; I had no idea) and something preposterous (my undressed situation), and in both real life and when one gets around to writing it, making light of it, making humor of it.  Seeing something as humorous (or ridiculous or preposterous or ludicrous) takes a great deal of the stress out of it.

But the primitives laughably imagine themselves as too serious for humor.
Title: Re: DUmbasses bending over backwards for weiner
Post by: Wineslob on June 03, 2011, 04:50:01 PM
So, Frank, you tried to club him?




















 :rotf:
Title: Re: DUmbasses bending over backwards for weiner
Post by: franksolich on June 03, 2011, 05:04:08 PM
So, Frank, you tried to club him?

No, I intended to bang his head on the table, so as to break his skull, rendering him harmless.

It didn't go quite that way, because he wasn't as passed out as he looked.

This is why, when I was briefly considering getting a firearm and actually undergoing training for it two, three, years ago, all the guys ultimately said, "No, this isn't going to work....."

It wasn't going to work because franksolich is temperamentally unable to handle a firearm the way it's supposed to be handled.

They insisted I was more likely to use a gun (pistol) as a club instead of as a gun, bashing in a culprit's skull with the other (i.e., the non-barrel end of it) end, rather than aiming and shooting it.

I accepted that verdict with equanimity; my 1-3/8" S/K adjustable wrench is surely more lethal than any gun, especially if wielded by franksolich.
Title: Re: DUmbasses bending over backwards for weiner
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 03, 2011, 05:12:40 PM
They insisted I was more likely to use a gun (pistol) as a club instead of as a gun, bashing in a culprit's skull with the other (i.e., the non-barrel end of it) end, rather than aiming and shooting it.
Don't forget that when you use a gun as a club, the end where the bullet comes out is pointed at you.
I'd never use my guns as clubs. It could damage some really nice walnut on the non-barrel ends.
Title: Re: DUmbasses bending over backwards for weiner
Post by: franksolich on June 03, 2011, 05:14:49 PM
Don't forget that when you use a gun as a club, the end where the bullet comes out is pointed at you.
I'd never use my guns as clubs. It could damage some really nice walnut on the non-barrel ends.

I know, I know.

But in a crisis situation, one does what comes naturally.

And using something as a club, rather than as a firearm, comes naturally to me.
Title: Re: DUmbasses bending over backwards for weiner
Post by: franksolich on June 03, 2011, 05:23:51 PM
So, Frank, you tried to club him?

You know, madam, yesterday, Thursday, was a slow day here, and early this morning I was trying to think of something to attract the lurking primitives today. 

The planets aligned, and presto! the story, although I think I've told it before, somewhere, sometime.

Lurking primitives have been eating up this thread as if a 100-gallon barrel of Cheetos.
Title: Re: DUmbasses bending over backwards for weiner
Post by: miskie on June 03, 2011, 07:09:40 PM
THIS JUST IN -- BREAKING HARD!!!!!

Barney Frank comments on Weiner photo controversy..

(http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2009/12/07/PH2009120702410.jpg)

That is all.

 :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:
Title: Re: DUmbasses bending over backwards for weiner
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 03, 2011, 07:19:56 PM
I'm sure Barney Frank has the Weiner wiener photo on his fridge.
Title: Re: DUmbasses bending over backwards for weiner
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 04, 2011, 05:06:09 AM
I'm deeply disappointed that the crash of the table wasn't followed by the screaming of a pretty, young, and terrified soil scientist back in the bedroom.

FIFY, and so am I, GOBUCKS, so am I . . .  :naughty:
Title: Re: DUmbasses bending over backwards for weiner
Post by: franksolich on June 04, 2011, 06:52:20 AM
FIFY, and so am I, GOBUCKS, so am I . . .  :naughty:

Oh now.

Romance is for real life, not for the internet.

Notice, please, franksolich usually omits the sex-element from his stories, so as to keep them clean.

Right now, franksolich has been dating, off-and-on, a blonde gold-digger.

She doesn't know yet it's brass.

The soil scientist got married a couple of years ago, and decided to not move back home to Maryland after she got her Ph.D.  She now lives in North Platte, Nebraska and works for the U.S. Department of Agriculture.....as a soil scientist.  Last I heard from her, on my birthday in March, she hasn't yet found anything as interesting as she found the William Rivers Pitt.

The William Rivers Pitt, that 740-cubic-yard miniature Jungfrau-looking mound of antique swine excrement from 1875 to 1950, is flourishing, catnip and tomatoes growing thicker than bees on honey.  I swear this summer I'll go out and get a disposable camera, and take photographs to post.

One notices lurking primitives have been eating up this thread like marijuana-laced brownies; I got an e-mail last night, on my clarebootheluce account, asking a very intimate question, the answer to which was, "I'm average, boringly average, the epitome of average."

I didn't think the primitives would get the point of all this; best to laugh at one's misfortunes and embarrassments, than to whine about them. 
Title: Re: DUmbasses bending over backwards for weiner
Post by: franksolich on June 04, 2011, 07:26:09 AM
FIFY, and so am I, GOBUCKS, so am I . . .  :naughty:

Additionally, I just thought of something, sir.

The deaf have a habit of mucking up romance, big time. 

You ain't seen nothing, nothing at all, unless you've seen a deaf husband and a deaf wife having a spat.

It transcends "vicious."  It defies the imagination.

I am not, personally, aware of any marriage involving either two deaf people, or one deaf person and one hearing person, that worked out any better than abysmal, if even that well.

Some years ago, on the Donahue show on television, as guests there were three children (hearing) of two deaf parents, who had been charged with murdering their parents.  (They all were from Ohio.)

I was perhaps the only person watching that, who felt for the kids.  True, it was wrong for them to have put their parents away, but I could very well understand why they did it.  We're not easy people to get along with.

To put it mildly.

During the late 1980s, I had a girlfriend--christened the "Duchess;" she was six years younger than myself--who once accused me of "being the sort of person who would check on me [i.e., her] once a month, to be sure she's [i.e., her] okay, that everything's going well, and all that, and that the bills are paid.  And then you're [i.e., franksolich] off to your own world again until next month."

I dunno.  But if true, one can't help being oneself.

The Duchess after graduation from college married a guy from Kansas City, and is doing well, although getting older.