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Title: Calendar for people who only drink on holidays
Post by: CG6468 on June 01, 2011, 08:41:07 AM

JUNE

 1   Tweed Festival
 2   Night of the Phony Ink Blot
 3   Gathering of Petrified Forest Rangers
 4   Good Gnus' Day
 5   Goblins Can Be Fun Day
 6   The Groan, KS, Parsnip Fair
 7   Platypus Training School Graduation
 8   Tortoise Races
 9   Teakwood Toothpick Time
10   The Guam Fossil Finding Contest
11   Dogma Day
12   Rites of the Giant Toad
13   Cactus Exhibit
14   Hug Your Air Conditioner Day
15   Gorkle's Graham Cracker Dusting
16   Quinge Day
17   National Ice Cream Day
18   Deedee's Card Shuffle
19   The Wench Family Musicale
20   Intemperance Day
21   Feast of the Fire Ants
22   Whew! Day
23   Satyrs' Picnic
24   Witch Doctors' Ice Cream Social
25   Fomsie Winckie's Annual Grasshopper Leap
26   Eat More Guava Jelly Day
27   Colonel Grapevine's Boll Weevil Stomp
28   Tracey's Great Giraffe Sale
29   Cow Festival
30   Quoon's Corkscrew Yank

Title: Re: Calendar for people who only drink on holidays
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 01, 2011, 08:48:29 AM

What about leap years and February 29?

 :lmao: ...reminds me of an old drunk I knew as a teenager. "I have a cough and the thing that will stop it is a drink....and drinking makes me cough."

Title: Re: Calendar for people who only drink on holidays
Post by: CG6468 on June 01, 2011, 08:58:36 AM

I have these for every month. If I can only remember, I'll post each month's calendar.