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Title: Is someone listening to our cell phone conversations
Post by: ScubaGuy on June 01, 2011, 07:05:56 AM: More from the DUmmie paranoia files.

It was a tiny campfire but funny to think how utterly stupid these people are.

Google is listening to us (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1177096)

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raccoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu May-26-11 08:49 AM
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Is someone listening to our cell phone conversations, and then showing ads on our computers about

Click Me!

businesses we mentioned?

Yesterday I was talking to a family member on my cell phone and I mentioned the Olive Garden. (She has a sore throat and I told her when I had a cold, I bought some chicken gnochi soup from the Olive Garden.)

Not long after, I got on Yahoo and an Olive Garden video ad appeared.

DUmmie Racoon is on to the Google Eastern Carolina Call Interception Unit (GECCIU).

GECCIU is a 80,000 acre facility in Bertie County North Carolina. The facility employes the entire NC population east of Johnson County to monitor all cell conversations in North America and pass key words to the Google facility in California. :mental:
Title: Re: Is someone listening to our cell phone conversations
Post by: Texacon on June 01, 2011, 08:57:20 AM: :lmao:

@ the DUmmie

^5 for the comments!

KC
Title: Re: Is someone listening to our cell phone conversations
Post by: Skul on June 01, 2011, 09:48:25 AM: Quote
raccoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu May-26-11 08:49 AM
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Is someone listening to our cell phone conversations, ....
Short answer. Yes, we are.
We also monitor your comments on DU, then ridicule you unmercifully. :-)
Title: Re: Is someone listening to our cell phone conversations
Post by: Ballygrl on June 01, 2011, 12:09:49 PM: Don't worry about it, Google is a left wing organization that donates to leftist candidates so it's OK, if it was the Koch brothers though? then the left would be screaming.
Title: Re: Is someone listening to our cell phone conversations
Post by: Ballygrl on June 01, 2011, 12:13:32 PM: For some weird reason I can't get that thread to load for me, even when I try to go through Google, is Google blocking that info? :-)
Title: Re: Is someone listening to our cell phone conversations
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 01, 2011, 12:32:12 PM: Wonder if the DUmmies remember "party lines"...... :lmao:
Title: Re: Is someone listening to our cell phone conversations
Post by: Skul on June 01, 2011, 12:37:57 PM: Dumpmonkey partyline = "Hey, baby, what's your sign." :-)
Title: Re: Is someone listening to our cell phone conversations
Post by: delilahmused on June 01, 2011, 01:54:10 PM: Hey, raccoon, just because you're paranoid doesn't mean we're not out to get you! Especially corporate executives! They only listen to YOUR conversations though. You're the only person on the internets that gets ads from Olive Garden!!! All your gnocchi belong to us!

Cindie
Title: Re: Is someone listening to our cell phone conversations
Post by: Freeper on June 01, 2011, 05:32:34 PM: If that was true, I'm sure the DUmmies inboxes would be flooded with ads for Golden Seal.
Title: Re: Is someone listening to our cell phone conversations
Post by: Skul on June 01, 2011, 08:13:55 PM: Quote from: Freeper on June 01, 2011, 05:32:34 PM
If that was true, I'm sure the DUmmies inboxes would be flooded with ads for Golden Seal.
From what I've seen on the DUmp, I think an industrial size tube of vagiseal is needed. :banghead:
Title: Re: Is someone listening to our cell phone conversations
Post by: Evil_Conservative on June 01, 2011, 08:25:25 PM: With the weird things I talk about on my phone with family & friends, trust me, no one is monitoring our calls and then putting ads online while we are browsing. :rotf:
Title: Re: Is someone listening to our cell phone conversations
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 01, 2011, 08:31:29 PM: Quote
raccoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Thu May-26-11 08:49 AM
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Is someone listening to our cell phone conversations, and then showing ads on our computers about
businesses we mentioned?
DUmmy raccoon needs to consult with Larry L. Burks.
Title: Re: Is someone listening to our cell phone conversations
Post by: Evil_Conservative on June 01, 2011, 08:38:24 PM: The weirdest thing just happened to my husband.

We were watching The Office and a Red Lobster commercial aired. He told me he was JUST thinking about Red Lobster a few minutes prior. Is someone reading my husband's mind and then airing commercials from his thoughts?
Title: Re: Is someone listening to our cell phone conversations
Post by: Skul on June 01, 2011, 08:38:35 PM: Quote from: GOBUCKS on June 01, 2011, 08:31:29 PM
DUmmy raccoon needs to consult with Larry L. Burks.
Aww shit, here we go! :cheersmate:

I thought of takin' a dump, and a Charmin commercial came on.
Title: Re: Is someone listening to our cell phone conversations
Post by: delilahmused on June 01, 2011, 10:02:11 PM: Quote from: Skul on June 01, 2011, 08:38:35 PM
Aww shit, here we go! :cheersmate:

I thought of takin' a dump, and a Charmin commercial came on.

If an Exlax commercial comes on next you're toast!

Cindie
Title: Re: Is someone listening to our cell phone conversations
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 01, 2011, 10:05:24 PM: Quote from: Evil_Conservative on June 01, 2011, 08:38:24 PM
The weirdest thing just happened to my husband.

We were watching The Office and a Red Lobster commercial aired. He told me he was JUST thinking about Red Lobster a few minutes prior. Is someone reading my husband's mind and then airing commercials from his thoughts?
Seems to me there's a Cialis commercial every ten minutes.
Title: Re: Is someone listening to our cell phone conversations
Post by: Skul on June 01, 2011, 10:09:42 PM: Quote from: GOBUCKS on June 01, 2011, 10:05:24 PM
Seems to me there's a Cialis commercial every ten minutes.
No way am I goin' there.
No sir.

Cindie...You have a point.

or poop