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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Freeper on May 30, 2011, 08:02:10 PM
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lbrtbell Donating Member (877 posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Mon May-30-11 04:53 PM
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I annoyed a Rush Limbaugh listener today
My neighbor has a tendency to blare his radio while he's working outside, which annoys me because I can even hear it inside our house.
So today, I go out to do some yard work, and there he is, blaring the radio again.
Rush Limbaugh was on.
I was literally able to anticipate, word-for-word, one caller's comment, because it was a typical talking point about Obama trying to take credit for killing Bin Laden. Then the fat blowhard spewed some crap about "Democrats don't WANT to kill terrorists." Not one word about Memorial Day, or honoring the troops. Of course, what would he know about this, having got out of the draft with the pus-filled boil on his ass....
I was so annoyed, I said to myself, **** this shit.
So I proceeded to start mowing the lawn right near this guy and his radio. A neighbor across the street, seeing me do this, started mowing, as well. We were soon joined by a third (Republicans can't seem to think of stuff on their own, even yard care.) Soon, there's a cacophony of lawnmowers running around this guy and his radio.
As I mowed, I smiled at the delicious irony of Rush Limbaugh being drowned out by a "feminazi" like me, who started the whole racket by firing up my environmentally-friendly electric lawnmower.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1199148
I love how the smartest people in the world didn't catch on that today was a best of show from Rush. That's why he wasn't talking about memorial day.
ProudToBeBlueInRhody Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Mon May-30-11 04:57 PM
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1. There's only one episode of Rush's show I want to hear
The one where he clutches his chest, spits up blood, and dies on air.
Yeah, I said it, and I'm serious. And once he drops dead, people like your neighbor won't have someone to tell them how to think.
More of that love from the left.
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More bounce per ounce from this DUmmie's post.
:bouncingidiot: :bouncingidiot:
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1199148
I love how the smartest people in the world didn't catch on that today was a best of show from Rush. That's why he wasn't talking about memorial day.
Thank You! I was just going to post that.
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So I proceeded to start mowing the lawn right near this guy and his radio. A neighbor across the street, seeing me do this, started mowing, as well. We were soon joined by a third (Republicans can't seem to think of stuff on their own, even yard care.) Soon, there's a cacophony of lawnmowers running around this guy and his radio.
That's just about the dumbest thing I have ever read.
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I love how the DUmmy thinks an electric mower is environmentally friendly. DUmmy, if you want to be environmentally friendly and mow your grass you need one of these;
(http://lh3.ggpht.com/_FPBKw_075aw/SQlGbySm6UI/AAAAAAAAAJI/QS99gHNJHuA/P1000350.JPG)
Sheesh. You have to tell them everything.
KC
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Umm.. aren't electric lawn mowers pretty quiet when they're running ?
Good luck drowning out a radio with one dumbass.
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(http://lh3.ggpht.com/_FPBKw_075aw/SQlGbySm6UI/AAAAAAAAAJI/QS99gHNJHuA/P1000350.JPG)
Figure out some way to put a gas motor on it and you'd be set :whistling:
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Why go to all of that trouble when they annoy us by just breathing our air.
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Ooooh, lawnmower man strikes again! I'm sure the neighbor gave a rat's ass.
Cindie
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So I proceeded to start mowing the lawn right near this guy and his radio. A neighbor across the street, seeing me do this, started mowing, as well. We were soon joined by a third (Republicans can't seem to think of stuff on their own, even yard care.) Soon, there's a cacophony of lawnmowers running around this guy and his radio.
Yeah, right! Zero bongs. What a worthless pile.
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I love how the smartest people in the world didn't catch on that today was a best of show from Rush. That's why he wasn't talking about memorial day.
That's also why the DUmmie "was literally able to anticipate, word-for-word, one caller's comment" since this is one of the many DUmmies who always "accidentally" listen to Rush. He had heard the program a few weeks ago when it was broadcast live, and the entire text was burred somewhere in his drug addled brain stem.
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lbrtbell Donating Member (877 posts) Mon May-30-11 04:53 PM
Original message
I annoyed a Rush Limbaugh listener today
I was literally able to anticipate, word-for-word, one caller's comment, because it was a typical talking point about Obama trying to take credit for killing Bin Laden. Then the fat blowhard spewed some crap about "Democrats don't WANT to kill terrorists." Not one word about Memorial Day, or honoring the troops. Of course, what would he know about this, having got out of the draft with the pus-filled boil on his ass....
You know they have this cool thing on talk radio that lets them record shows. Sometimes those recorded shows are played on holidays so the host and everyone else on the show can have a day off as well. :mental:
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She makes it sound like there was a mass uprising in the neighborhood against Rush. Dumb. Then she has to run to the DUmp to make a post about it. :mental:
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If they're like most primitives, they probably haven't bothered to mow their lawn since 2005. Sounds like this enterprising American patriot determined that by playing Rush loud on his radio, he could entice the kooks to take care of their yards by trying to drown him out with noise. Good for him!!
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I agree that coal powered lawn mowers are very quiet.
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lbrtbell Donating Member (877 posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Mon May-30-11 04:53 PM
Original message
I annoyed a Rush Limbaugh listener today
My neighbor has a tendency to blare his radio while he's working outside, which annoys me because I can even hear it inside our house.
So today, I go out to do some yard work, and there he is, blaring the radio again.
Rush Limbaugh was on.
I was literally able to anticipate, word-for-word, one caller's comment, because it was a typical talking point about Obama trying to take credit for killing Bin Laden. Then the fat blowhard spewed some crap about "Democrats don't WANT to kill terrorists." Not one word about Memorial Day, or honoring the troops. Of course, what would he know about this, having got out of the draft with the pus-filled boil on his ass....
I was so annoyed, I said to myself, **** this shit.
So I proceeded to start mowing the lawn right near this guy and his radio. A neighbor across the street, seeing me do this, started mowing, as well. We were soon joined by a third (Republicans can't seem to think of stuff on their own, even yard care.) Soon, there's a cacophony of lawnmowers running around this guy and his radio.
As I mowed, I smiled at the delicious irony of Rush Limbaugh being drowned out by a "feminazi" like me, who started the whole racket by firing up my environmentally-friendly electric lawnmower.
:nobong:
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So I proceeded to start mowing the lawn right near this guy and his radio. A neighbor across the street, seeing me do this, started mowing, as well. We were soon joined by a third (Republicans can't seem to think of stuff on their own, even yard care.) Soon, there's a cacophony of lawnmowers running around this guy and his radio.
WTF? This DUmmie first says that they started mowing then two other apparent lefties joined in, but says that Republicans can't think of stuff on their own? It seems like the Rush listener was doing yard work first and the DUmmie and friends only did some afterwards to annoy the Rush listener.
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WTF? This DUmmie first says that they started mowing then two other apparent lefties joined in, but says that Republicans can't think of stuff on their own? It seems like the Rush listener was doing yard work first and the DUmmie and friends only did some afterwards to annoy the Rush listener.
Yeah that confused me as well. It was as clear as one of Obama's speeches.
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I agree that coal powered lawn mowers are very quiet.
Nukes are better. Although I do have a co-worker who built a diesel-powered motorcycle which he rides to work on occasion. Pretty neat.
Back O/T, maybe he'll find something to bitch about when Rush isn't even in tomorrow, but has to leave it to Mark Steyn.
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lbrtbell (877 posts) Mon May-30-11 05:37 PM
Response to Reply #17
19. We have no such ordinances, AFAIK
Everybody around here goes to bed around 8 or 9 pm, LOL.
I should've known this guy was a RW'er, back when he charged me too much for some work I hired him to do. That's the old Republican way.
Uh, you hired him when he charged too much?
"feminazi" isn't the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree lights is she?
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Uh, you hired him when he charged too much?
"feminazi" isn't the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree lights is she?
He figured a flaming liberal would happily pay a living wage, guess he was wrong.