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Title: I have figured out what's wrong with Mother Nature.
Post by: debk on May 29, 2011, 08:18:26 PM
Global warming is an idea some scientists came up with to scam money out of their governments for research funding....

The real problem?

Mother Nature has hit menopause.

She has hot flashes.

No sense of humor, thus giving the cold shoulder to whomever she wishes.

She blows up...sometimes quick and fast, other times it's a very long fuse until she explodes into intense fury and woe to anyone in her path.

She cries alot.

She's in menopause.

It's 90* here at 9pm. She is definitely over-heating again.

Some how, some way...some scientist needs to figure out some hormone replacement therapy for Mother Nature, cause she's making too many others miserable. 

 :(
Title: Re: I have figured out what's wrong with Mother Nature.
Post by: Evil_Conservative on May 29, 2011, 08:36:27 PM
You can pass that 90 degrees right back to Las Vegas.  I'm pissed at Mother Nature right now.  It was in the 90s for the past few days.  Today's high?  62 freaking degrees and windy... in MAY!  We need this hot, warm pool weather right now.  It's Memorial Day weekend.  It's kind of hard to have a cookout when we have 40mph wind gusts and cold outside.  :(
Title: Re: I have figured out what's wrong with Mother Nature.
Post by: Mr Mannn on May 30, 2011, 07:17:30 AM
Global warming is an idea some scientists came up with to scam money out of their governments for research funding....

The real problem?

Mother Nature has hit menopause.

She has hot flashes.

No sense of humor, thus giving the cold shoulder to whomever she wishes.

She blows up...sometimes quick and fast, other times it's a very long fuse until she explodes into intense fury and woe to anyone in her path.

She cries alot.

She's in menopause.

It's 90* here at 9pm. She is definitely over-heating again.

Some how, some way...some scientist needs to figure out some hormone replacement therapy for Mother Nature, cause she's making too many others miserable. 

 :(
I think I used to date that girl...