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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Tucker on May 27, 2011, 05:01:20 PM
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Manifestor_of_Light Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri May-27-11 03:52 PM
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This woman is a librarian???
Went to the local book sale this morning.
Went upstairs to the library (which is in a small former Methodist church) to say hi.
We asked them if their internet service provider was any good since we are thinking about changing.
One woman said "I got mad at my cable provider because the channel we usually watch was running Spanish programs, and I don't want to learn Spanish."
She kept yakking.
I said, "I watch those programs to learn Spanish. I took two years of Latin and two years of Spanish and I WISH I was fluent in Spanish. We never had native speakers to talk to in school."
She said "They don't wanna learn English."
I said, "Our friends in Houston that are Hispanic are bilingual."
She said they drained the economy.
I said, "I read that they pump in 11.2 billion dollars a year more than they take out. They pay into fake Social Security accounts they will never get the benefits of. They pay sales taxes and property taxes."
She ignored that. She said, "I know a lot of em don't pay any taxes at all."
Then she said, "And Wal-Mart has started a Mexican Foods aisle."
I wanted to ask her if she had ever eaten a single enchilada or taco in her entire life.
I didn't.
How can you grow up in Texas and never eat Tex-Mex???
:banghead: :grr:
This woman is a LIBRARIAN and doesn't believe in learning "furrin langwidges"???
:banghead:
This is why I go crazy every single day. I argue with the stupid people and I feel like I am banging my head against human brick walls. Yesterday it was the clerk in JP court and she said the judge wouldn't dismiss the ticket or reduce the fine, and I told her about "judicial discretion". I have a ****ing Juris Doctor degree.
Absolutely sucks the life out of me.
Get with the program. The correct start is "So I went to the local book sale this morning."
sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri May-27-11 04:07 PM
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3. I tried learning Spanish, but the audio tapes went to quick for me
So I took Japanese instead.
He's probably serious.
PCIntern Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri May-27-11 04:13 PM
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5. If English were good enough for Jesus,
it should be good enough for everyone...right?
:sarcasm: just in case someone posts faux outrage at the above statement, since there's no sense of humor anymore
Waiting around for the office to close so you can get a start on the brooms.
unblock (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri May-27-11 04:30 PM
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9. tex-mex has almost nothing to do with mexican food.
i lived in austin for 7 years and have been to mexico at least 7 times.
mexican food is infinitely better than tex-mex.
as for your librarian, not everyone loves or believes in their job.
The hell it is. Authentic Mexican food is some nasty shit. They eat stuff that I would have thrown away weeks ago.
mainer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri May-27-11 04:35 PM
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10. Mexican food IS American food. Here's a true and funny story:
I was in a gas station where they served Mexican food. Some grumpy white guy came in, looked at the menu, and complained loudly: "Why don't you people serve real American food, like pizza?"
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Manifestor_of_Light Donating Member (1000+ posts) Fri May-27-11 03:52 PM
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This woman is a librarian???
Went to the local book sale this morning.
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Blah blah blah.
If you're going to make up crappy little stories to try and convince others your life isn't totally mundane and uninteresting; PLEASE for the love of God make them somewhat coherent and real life like.
Seriously , normal people don't interact in that way. If you got off the sofa and put down the bong long enough to socialise with regular people you'd know this.
This is why I go crazy every single day. I argue with the stupid people and I feel like I am banging my head against human brick walls. Yesterday it was the clerk in JP court and she said the judge wouldn't dismiss the ticket or reduce the fine, and I told her about "judicial discretion". I have a ****ing Juris Doctor degree.
Now we hit the real story. DUmmie got booked for something again and the man won't give her a break because she's their intellectual superior. Noted that she said the judge wouldn't dismiss the ticket, not that the judge couldn't dismiss the ticket. Big difference.
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This is why I go crazy every single day. I argue with the stupid people and I feel like I am banging my head against human brick walls. Yesterday it was the clerk in JP court and she said the judge wouldn't dismiss the ticket or reduce the fine, and I told her about "judicial discretion". I have a ****ing Juris Doctor degree.
A senior citizen was driving down the freeway when his cell phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 280. Please be careful!"
"Hell," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
So you have to argue with stupid people everyday Herman...uh...I mean Manifestor_of_Light?
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I know someone who's ULTRA LIBERAL and she says all the time "they're in America they need to learn English".
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unblock (1000+ posts) Fri May-27-11 04:30 PM
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9. tex-mex has almost nothing to do with mexican food.
i lived in austin for 7 years and have been to mexico at least 7 times.
mexican food is infinitely better than tex-mex.
This DUmbass is unlikely to have ever been in Mexico, a nasty, nasty place with nasty, nasty food, unless you're an American, and can afford to eat in restaurants that rarely see a Mexican customer.
This DUmbass fits the quote someone recently used here in a sig line: "The idiot who praises with enthusiastic tone. / Every century but this and every country but his own."
(That verse did not come from the CalPig.)
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Manifestor_of_Light, why didn't you manifest some light and show this librarian the error of her ways?
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The OP is flattering itself by calling itself Manifester of Light.
Emanator of runny dogshit, more like. :whatever:
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We need to add a worse DUmmie bouncy of the year award category.
Cindie
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We need to add a worse DUmmie bouncy of the year award category.
Cindie
That would include all of them so far.
Mighty poor grade of DUmmies this year.
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Manifestor_of_Light Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri May-27-11 03:52 PM
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...Blahblahblah....
This is why I go crazy every single day. I argue with the stupid people and I feel like I am banging my head against human brick walls. Yesterday it was the clerk in JP court and she said the judge wouldn't dismiss the ticket or reduce the fine, and I told her about "judicial discretion". I have a ****ing Juris Doctor degree.
Translation: I never did pass that-there bar exam, dangit!
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Manifestor_of_Light Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri May-27-11 03:52 PM
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...Blahblahblah....
This is why I go crazy every single day. I argue with the stupid people and I feel like I am banging my head against human brick walls. Yesterday it was the clerk in JP court and she said the judge wouldn't dismiss the ticket or reduce the fine, and I told her about "judicial discretion". I have a ****ing Juris Doctor degree.
This is the funny part. The judge actually did that, and determined she needed to be fined.
I'm also willing to wager, that last sentence, is the only true part of the bouncy.
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This DUmbass is unlikely to have ever been in Mexico, a nasty, nasty place with nasty, nasty food, unless you're an American, and can afford to eat in restaurants that rarely see a Mexican customer.
This DUmbass fits the quote someone recently used here in a sig line: "The idiot who praises with enthusiastic tone. / Every century but this and every country but his own."
(That verse did not come from the CalPig.)
You remind me about the tourists who would always flock to the roadside vendors of crabs and tacos across from Loquio Beach in PR. Then they would repent while praying to the porcelin goddess as they begged for forgiveness and Kaopectate. PR had some nasty parasites in addition to unsanitary food.
Zeitgeist travel hint: If the vendor does not look sanitary you might want to consider eating somewhere else.
Absorbing too much local color can leave you pale at the end of the day.
Just because the natives can eat it doesn't mean you can. This has nothing to do with the amount of 'heat' (often used to disguise bad meat, chicken, or fish ) a dish contains. Habinaro sauce does not kill parasites, burn off the hair on yer butt, maybe, but kill parasites, nope.
Bonus link for those interested in stomach parasites Yum!! (http://parasite-cleanse.com/stomach-parasites.html)
Bon Appétit
BTW Has the Library Dick, Officer Bookman been informed of this?? :rotf:
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I'm also willing to wager, that last sentence, is the only true part of the bouncy.
I agree on the last sentence, except for the words "Juris Doctor".
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I agree on the last sentence, except for the words "Juris Doctor".
She has two revealing posts in the sponge thread. She's a prototypical model DUmmy.