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Current Events => Politics => Topic started by: BlueStateSaint on May 27, 2011, 09:30:20 AM
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I saw this in this morning's Patriot Post, and I had to bring it over here. Mods, if this belongs somewhere else, please move it.
Are Liberals Actually Human?
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By Burt Prelutsky (Archive) · Thursday, May 26, 2011
Two questions that often plague me are what planet do liberals hail from, and why don't they go back?
For instance, Michael Moore, who looks more and more like Helen Thomas every day, along with many of his fellow leftists, has insisted that, morally, there was no difference between Osama bin Laden's killing 3,000 people on 9/11 and our killing him. Just how fatheaded do you have to be to even suggest such a thing?
But it's not uncommon for liberals to cite moral equivalence where there isn't any. They do it when it comes to equating cold-blooded murder of innocent people with the state's execution of the murderer; they do it in regards to the Middle East not only when they condemn Israel for defending itself against Arab and Muslim terrorists, but when they equate Christian martyrs with the blood-thirsty Egyptian mobs who burn down their churches and slaughter them in the streets.
The reaction to the killing of Osama bin Laden was interesting on many levels. To begin with, people argued whether the proper term was assassinate, kill, execute or even murder. I think the appropriate word was exterminate, which is generally the way we refer to rodent and pest control.
Then we had the problem inherent in Barack Obama, a liberal who not only opposes capital punishment, but who campaigned for terrorists to be tried like common criminals in civilian courts, serving as judge, jury and executioner, of a man who was never Mirandized, provided with an attorney or given the opportunity to face his accusers; and, for good measure, whose fate was Seal-ed without the okay of the U.N., the World Court or Rosie O'Donnell.
I think that the short form of the answer is (pick one)
A. No!
B. Hell, no!
C. No ****ing way!
D. All of the above.
I'd go with D, myself . . .
http://patriotpost.us/opinion/burt-prelutsky/2011/05/26/are-liberals-actually-human/
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More of a 'Noxious infestation' than anything else, I'd have to say.
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Are Liberals Actually Human? ...Well, I've been told that they have thumbs. But if they do they, I wouldn't swear to it because when I see'em they have one in their mouth and the other one up their ass.
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Mikey Moore is someone I haven't quite figured out. Is he really a liberal or is he just someone smart enough to figure out that there is money to be made pandering to the libs? Like Al Gore. I seriously doubt Al Gore cares one wit about globull warming except for how much money he can make off it.
Just my 2 cents.
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Mikey Moore is someone I haven't quite figured out. Is he really a liberal or is he just someone smart enough to figure out that there is money to be made pandering to the libs? Like Al Gore. I seriously doubt Al Gore cares one wit about globull warming except for how much money he can make off it.
Isn't that what a liberal is? There are the stupid ones who actually believe it, and the ones smart enough to exploit them (and occasionally the general public) because of it.
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I believe that they are just a clump of cells and that they are an inconvenience. I wonder what the members of DU thinks ought to be done to something that is just a clump of cells and an inconvenience?
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I consider libtards the true American terrorists since they're doing all they can to destroy our country
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I consider libtards the true American terrorists since they're doing all they can to destroy our country
I'll go with that answer as well. :-)
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I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify liberals and I realized that you're not actually human. Every human on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you liberals do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Liberals are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure.